- MyNameIsCharlie
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
What, and give away my position to you so easily? I am one of hundreds of people checking his smartphone in this crowded coffeeshop. I know your snipers are out there, I won't so easily give myself away to you.