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Subject: i kinda want a zombie apocalypse to happen

What weapon do I get?

  • 12.15.2012 7:29 PM PDT

Bones of my enemies.


Posted by: RockdaleRooster
I want a person to love me.

I want a girl to love me.

  • 12.15.2012 7:30 PM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Wow, I hate when people say that, honestly, are you really that retarded?

You want to be constantly worried, scared -blam!-less, and probably be without a family.

I don't know about you, but I would like to continue with my normal lifestyle.

Not trying to be killed.

  • 12.15.2012 7:31 PM PDT
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People seem to forget that in a zombie apocalypse, the problem wouldn't be the zombies. It would be the pandemic itself. People would be turning into zombies through normal infections or just dying and the odds of you being immune are pretty slim. You would probably turn into a zombie just like all the others or just straight up die. Only the lucky few would survive and be in a L4D scenario and they would probably not know about the internet wanting a zombie apocalypse. How much trouble would they be in? I mean really. All they have to do is avoid the slow moving corpses of enemies and that's pretty much it. The zombie would be busy feasting on the corpses of those who were not immune and died by the disease.

  • 12.15.2012 7:32 PM PDT


Posted by: RockdaleRooster

Posted by: Lil Ericka

Posted by: OdorousLicense3
I want some quality trolls.
troll is the most misused word on this forum now... thanks to people like you that have no idea what it means

You know who makes that response? A troll.

  • 12.15.2012 7:34 PM PDT
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Hmm...

  • 12.16.2012 1:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.


Posted by: Officer Nasty16
Honestly, the only way I would want a zombie apocalypse to happen, would be if the virus was only limited to affecting people that I hate. Seriously, think about it. How fun would it be to just blow off some steam by decapitating that horrible teacher in high school, or obliterating your ex girlfriend's skull with a 12-gauge?
What is... Wrong with you????

  • 12.16.2012 1:53 PM PDT

Posted by: A sweet noob
Ah, the internet. Where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.


Posted by: damad3
I want parents who love me
Dont worry. I'll love you. Ill love you all night long. You'll be sore from all the loving...

  • 12.16.2012 1:55 PM PDT

I had great times on the flood but it isn't fair to you guys for me to spam there when i get bored. This is really hard to say but i think it's time to say goodbye. This recent ban i got has showed me that. You have all made me laugh and i have even met some new friends, just know that this place you have is something really special i didn't ever seem to appreciate. Farewell you crazy bastards, i havent teared up in a long time......Giraff95 signing out for a time unknown. :)


Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
And kill all your infected family members and not being able to sleep at night :D

  • 12.16.2012 1:57 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!

LOL

Are you even aware of what you're asking for?

  • 12.16.2012 1:58 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

I just want to be loved by another person.

  • 12.16.2012 1:59 PM PDT

Posted by: DAS B00T x2
It's okay, Cobra. I've m­asturbated to you too.

You think you'd last more than a day, tops?

Lolno

  • 12.16.2012 1:59 PM PDT

From up here the city lights burn like a thousand miles of fire

no you dont.

  • 12.16.2012 1:59 PM PDT

No you don't.

Even if you find a gun, chances are you won't be able to use it for -blam!-.

  • 12.16.2012 2:00 PM PDT
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I hate when people say that.

OmGGGG GUYSSS I LikEeE Totalyy WAntt the zombebs To COmmme Ill like killl Th3m all ANd Ill bLike toats destroy ThemmmmmMMM.

God I hate that.

  • 12.16.2012 2:01 PM PDT
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>Fun

What.

  • 12.16.2012 2:03 PM PDT

A competitive players main goal is to win.
A casuals main goal is to have fun regardless of whether that results in a win or loss.
It has nothing to do with individual skill or knowledge, it has to do with the reason you play.

I think you're an idiot.

  • 12.16.2012 2:04 PM PDT

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