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Subject: Conspiracy Theory: Marijuana and Zombies

I think it's kind of bizarre how (if you're religious) God (or if you're atheist) nature created this plant stimulating only pleasure with no side effects.

Side effects being only sleepiness, hunger, and laziness.

WEll then. WHat if.... [drumroll]

That THC chemical in the drug was only latent? What if, a wave or a signal gets sent, or the chemical activates because of warmer weather, and then completely changes the body?

The hunger would be magnified to the desire for human flesh.

The laziness would evolve into the deterioration of the muscles and cognitive parts of the brain.

And the sleepiness would cause... more sleepiness.

That'd be pretty ironic and full of karma. Then the government would be like " I told you so!" while all the smokers wonder around searching for flesh.

Just a light - topic thread. IF you like, comment your conspiracy ideas about the zombie Apocalypse

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I would be pretty much -blam!-.

  • 12.15.2012 7:10 PM PDT

That's slightly more outrageous than a Rose thread.

  • 12.15.2012 7:10 PM PDT

People wishing for a Zombie Apocalypse must really hate their pathetic and boring lives. Either that or they clearly want everyone around them dead, which speaks a lot about the type of antipathetic persons they are.

  • 12.15.2012 7:11 PM PDT

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I think you may be on to something...

  • 12.15.2012 7:14 PM PDT

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One thread will get people going, two and troll sign just lights up above your head.

  • 12.15.2012 7:14 PM PDT

lolno. Marijuana is the wonder plant. It literally has no side effects, and wouldn't have a largely negative one such as this.

  • 12.15.2012 7:16 PM PDT


Posted by: Rayzor1995
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One thread will get people going, two and troll sign just lights up above your head.


You again.

Why can't we have a friendly conversation for once? I thought that'd be a rather creative idea for people to end. Highly unexpected.

See, the problem with you is, you start things without things needed to be started. This thread had no intention of inflammatory comments, yet you go ahead and post one anyway.

I applaud your audacity, but please, take your anger back to my other thread.

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Posted by: Modern Designer
Conspiracy theories should be taken seriously.
You're still unbanned?

OT: No.

  • 12.15.2012 7:17 PM PDT


Posted by: OdorousLicense3

Posted by: Modern Designer
Conspiracy theories should be taken seriously.
You're still unbanned?

OT: No.
I have a conspiracy theory: Rose is a troll.
It should be taken seriously, despite Rose's claims otherwise.

  • 12.15.2012 7:19 PM PDT

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Posted by: MeltingBrainbob
Why can't we have a friendly conversation for once?
Because people like you are the reason why we can't have nice things.

You know what, you are one troll that is just not worth my time, I need that to defend America from hordes of gorillas.

[Edited on 12.15.2012 7:26 PM PST]

  • 12.15.2012 7:20 PM PDT

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Posted by: XxhargbeastxX
I have a conspiracy theory: Rose is a troll.
That's not a theory, it's just a fact.

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Posted by: Modern Designer
Conspiracy theories should be taken seriously.


Guys, I'm super cereal right now.

*yawns* Rose, you need better material.

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OP is high.

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  • 12.15.2012 7:30 PM PDT


Posted by: Rayzor1995

Posted by: MeltingBrainbob
Why can't we have a friendly conversation for once?
Because people like you are the reason why we can't have nice things.

You know what, you are one troll that is just not worth my time, I need that to defend America from hordes of gorillas.


I'm not trolling though. It's a joke. A thought for the mind: marijuana creates zombies. I mean, if you think it's stupid, then go ahead. IT's not trolling. Trolling is trying to invoke angry feelings. Why are you angry? My OP isn't even true, but yet you're angry about it like it is. What's..... the point?

People like me are why we can't have nice things? WHat? Post a light hearted convo every once in a while? And we get all our nice things taken away? WHat nice things did you not get because of me? Huh? ...... How do I even effect your life in the most remote way?

  • 12.15.2012 7:32 PM PDT

Shakes Magic 8 Ball

Marijuana dehydrates you when you salivate from smoking it. You're thirsty, not hungry. Sleepiness is only if you smoke too much. Especially considering how long you've been smoking and what you're used to. And laziness? I just made sweet potatoes au gratin as a new recipe, did my laundry and learned to read some more Swedish.

I find your lack of actual knowledge on the plant, un-amusing.

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Posted by: OdorousLicense3

Posted by: XxhargbeastxX
I have a conspiracy theory: Rose is a troll.
That's not a theory, it's just a fact.

Yeah. Conspiracy theory if it's like this:
Rose and it's alts are actually Achronos alts and he's trying to mess with The Flood because you guys are buncha pain in the ass. And that's why Modern Design is still not banned.

  • 12.15.2012 7:34 PM PDT

I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. ~ Mark Twain


Posted by: Garem
lolno. Marijuana is the wonder plant. It literally has no side effects, and wouldn't have a largely negative one such as this.


I'm not anti-marijuana, but no side effects? Do people really believe that?

  • 12.15.2012 7:38 PM PDT

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Posted by: MeltingBrainbob
A thought for the mind

I should probably go then. I do most of my thinking with my dick. Though to be fair, even it is intelligent enough to see this is incredibly stupid.

  • 12.15.2012 7:38 PM PDT


Posted by: NorbergK6
Marijuana dehydrates you when you salivate from smoking it. You're thirsty, not hungry. Sleepiness is only if you smoke too much. Especially considering how long you've been smoking and what you're used to. And laziness? I just made sweet potatoes au gratin as a new recipe, did my laundry and learned to read some more Swedish.

I find your lack of actual knowledge on the plant, un-amusing.


In my school, everybody who smokes says they find themselves EXTREMELY hungry and craving food after they're done.

Of course, lol, I'm basing everything off the 300 people in my school who smoke. I thought it'd be a decent sample size.

  • 12.15.2012 7:38 PM PDT

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OP been smokin too much yo.

  • 12.15.2012 7:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: MeltingBrainbob

Posted by: NorbergK6
Marijuana dehydrates you when you salivate from smoking it. You're thirsty, not hungry. Sleepiness is only if you smoke too much. Especially considering how long you've been smoking and what you're used to. And laziness? I just made sweet potatoes au gratin as a new recipe, did my laundry and learned to read some more Swedish.

I find your lack of actual knowledge on the plant, un-amusing.


In my school, everybody who smokes says they find themselves EXTREMELY hungry and craving food after they're done.

Of course, lol, I'm basing everything off the 300 people in my school who smoke. I thought it'd be a decent sample size.
And that's why we have an obesity crisis in America. Because people can't tell the difference between hunger and thirst. Some even drink sodas when they're thirsty, which only makes it worse.

  • 12.15.2012 7:50 PM PDT


Posted by: NorbergK6
And that's why we have an obesity crisis in America. Because people can't tell the difference between hunger and thirst. Some even drink sodas when they're thirsty, which only makes it worse.


No no, they're definitely hungry. I'll give you the obesity part though. Whew, some of the girls in my school. -_-

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