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Subject: There is a secret war going on.
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Our fuel supplies are low and we will not be able to fuel our vehicles of mass destruction for much longer. Soon our Halo CE level warthogs will be brought down to the levels of Halo 2 and 3. They will no longer be invincible. We need a solution.

  • 12.15.2012 8:46 PM PDT
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The only secret war I know of is the one going on between the remnants of the KGB and th-*gets sniped*

No!!! We have lost a comrade! I could not tell him that Vladmir was KGB in time!! I must avenge his death! I will not truly live until I do! Fight with e brothers! We have lost a great sangeili Commander this nighT. wE must fight for NARDNIA!!



But...I'm human....and also not dead. That was my twin brother who happened to be my cousin.

Do not worry. We all knew you were adopted by your sangheili father. You inherited his position as commander and now you are superior to the previous lion kings before you. Either way, we shall avenger your brother/ cousin with a burning passion for the blood of the grapefruit loving trollls that did this to hime. The KGB will pay!


Vien is the one who Rp's as a Sangheili though!

Brother, the SANGHEILI have many in numbers. Our forces have no lack of them. W

  • 12.15.2012 8:48 PM PDT


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Warrior Servant

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Warrior Servant

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
The only secret war I know of is the one going on between the remnants of the KGB and th-*gets sniped*

No!!! We have lost a comrade! I could not tell him that Vladmir was KGB in time!! I must avenge his death! I will not truly live until I do! Fight with e brothers! We have lost a great sangeili Commander this nighT. wE must fight for NARDNIA!!



But...I'm human....and also not dead. That was my twin brother who happened to be my cousin.

Do not worry. We all knew you were adopted by your sangheili father. You inherited his position as commander and now you are superior to the previous lion kings before you. Either way, we shall avenger your brother/ cousin with a burning passion for the blood of the grapefruit loving trollls that did this to hime. The KGB will pay!


Vien is the one who Rp's as a Sangheili though!


Don't tell him a hitsquad is already waiting at the door.

inb4hemagicallykillsthemoff

  • 12.15.2012 8:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Warrior Servant

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Posted by: Warrior Servant

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Viktor Reznov reporting with some valuable intel.

What is it Reznov? Is it the numbers? Have you discovered the secret Portal cake recipe that lies within!?!? We could achieve a major victory with that kind of intel. Who could resist a Portal cake?!?

No its...zombies....Russian zombies.

Are they friendly!?!?

No and based on speculation, they can wield fire arms.

  • 12.15.2012 8:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Warrior Servant

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Posted by: deadlyfluffball
The only secret war I know of is the one going on between the remnants of the KGB and th-*gets sniped*[/quote]
No!!! We have lost a comrade! I could not tell him that Vladmir was KGB in time!! I must avenge his death! I will not truly live until I do! Fight with e brothers! We have lost a great sangeili Commander this nighT. wE must fight for NARDNIA!!



But...I'm human....and also not dead. That was my twin brother who happened to be my cousin.

Do not worry. We all knew you were adopted by your sangheili father. You inherited his position as commander and now you are superior to the previous lion kings before you. Either way, we shall avenger your brother/ cousin with a burning passion for the blood of the grapefruit loving trollls that did this to hime. The KGB will pay!


Vien is the one who Rp's as a Sangheili though!


Don't tell him a hitsquad is already waiting at the door.

inb4hemagicallykillsthemoff

Go through the back door!! They will never expect it. They will not be able to walk for weeks!

  • 12.15.2012 8:49 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey

Wort the hell is going on?

  • 12.15.2012 8:50 PM PDT
Subject: Our resources are dwindling. We need a solution. HELP

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
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Gen Petitt Day
Night of the Living Alts

Let's discuss your future ban instead.

  • 12.15.2012 8:50 PM PDT
Subject: There is a secret war going on.
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Quote me to join the protest!

  • 12.15.2012 8:51 PM PDT
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Nardnia?

Sit in the corner.

  • 12.15.2012 8:51 PM PDT

Just for the record, cough syrup is the bane of my existence.

My imagination missed my keyboard and spilled onto my floor. What do I do now?

  • 12.15.2012 8:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Warrior Servant

Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Warrior Servant

Posted by: DELTA STRIKE
Viktor Reznov reporting with some valuable intel.

What is it Reznov? Is it the numbers? Have you discovered the secret Portal cake recipe that lies within!?!? We could achieve a major victory with that kind of intel. Who could resist a Portal cake?!?

No its...zombies....Russian zombies.

Are they friendly!?!?

No and based on speculation, they can wield fire arms.

Arrgh. This is a setback. We must pprepare ourselves. Someone must stock up our supplies of mystery boxes and Juggernog. Luckily, tis the season so be armed. I have my box. Do you have yours. We must also pprepare for the moaning human cow anime girl hybrids that they have lining up out of their armed troop carriers. Their moaning will prompt nosy family members to barge in and ask what we are doing even though we are in the middle of a war in Middle Earth.

  • 12.15.2012 8:54 PM PDT
Subject: Our resources are dwindling. We need a solution. HELP
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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

OP, what are you on and where can I get some?

  • 12.15.2012 8:54 PM PDT
Subject: There is a secret war going on.
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Posted by: Princess Cadence
My imagination missed my keyboard and spilled onto my floor. What do I do now?

Call in the three headed dog from Harry Potter and order him to lick it up and shoot it out of his mouth in the form of imagination beams into your computer screen. But be warned, you can only order this foul creature around with your mother magic vibrating wand.

  • 12.15.2012 8:56 PM PDT
Subject: Our resources are dwindling. We need a solution. HELP
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Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow
OP, what are you on and where can I get some?

Pixie dust. I helps heal battle wounds and increases stamina and focus in combat. You must be able to withstand the seduction that lies within the fairies innocence in order to obtain it. You must shock them by showing them something that they have never seen before while exposing how revealing their skirts are. They will turn into trolls at this point. You must fight them off with a magic wand that you obtained from a split rock in the Mojave desert.

  • 12.15.2012 8:58 PM PDT
Subject: There is a secret war going on.

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
- Dr. Seuss


Posted by: Beyond hope
Ming = Blown

  • 12.15.2012 9:15 PM PDT

I am now in control of the red army. If you wish to turn the flood into WWII Russia, join me!

  • 12.15.2012 9:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: General Ryan
I am now in control of the red army. If you wish to turn the flood into WWII Russia, join me!

I do not wish to turn the flood into WWII Russia. I wish to turn the flood into WWIII Russia!!! Come comrade. Tonight we drink in victory and the enemies blood shall be our comfort.

  • 12.15.2012 9:19 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

Achronos needs to call in that nuke, it's our only hope!

  • 12.15.2012 9:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Achronos needs to call in that nuke, it's our only hope!

Destroy the flood to... destroy our enemies?!?!?! That idea it might just work.

  • 12.15.2012 9:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Achronos needs to call in that nuke, it's our only hope!

Achronos is dead! He was impaled by a the energy sword of a sassy, -blam!- elite commander with sparkly armor. He brought him down with him. He did it with the style of a thousand peanut butter jars and the grace of 500 Nutella sandwiches. He will be remembered.

  • 12.15.2012 9:23 PM PDT
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Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Achronos needs to call in that nuke, it's our only hope!

Destroy the flood to... destroy our enemies?!?!?! That idea it might just work.

No...that's not it. We must say something so atrocious, so offensive, so biased and hill billy like that it will call the flood to a flame war so large that it will destroy the very fabric of lady liberty's skirt. We must do it. Someone assist me in my brainstomring.

  • 12.15.2012 9:25 PM PDT

More awesome than a shark high-fiving a bear during an explosion...IN SPACE.

But... But we need someone to unite against! Who will we attack for no apparent reason?

  • 12.15.2012 9:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: Warrior Servant

Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Achronos needs to call in that nuke, it's our only hope!

Destroy the flood to... destroy our enemies?!?!?! That idea it might just work.

No...that's not it. We must say something so atrocious, so offensive, so biased and hill billy like that it will call the flood to a flame war so large that it will destroy the very fabric of lady liberty's skirt. We must do it. Someone assist me in my brainstomring.

Pretend to be a girl and post pictures, that usually sends this forum into a frenzy.

  • 12.15.2012 9:26 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: Warrior Servant

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Achronos needs to call in that nuke, it's our only hope!

Achronos is dead! He was impaled by a the energy sword of a sassy, -blam!- elite commander with sparkly armor. He brought him down with him. He did it with the style of a thousand peanut butter jars and the grace of 500 Nutella sandwiches. He will be remembered.

Impossible, it was merely a trick. The real Achronos resides in his lair, guarded by 7777 Ninjas, and he carries the first Banhammer ever seen by the eyes of mortals.

There is still hope.

  • 12.15.2012 9:29 PM PDT
Subject: Teh fight goes on. Our efforts are a flame that is growing ever bigger
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Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Warrior Servant

Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Achronos needs to call in that nuke, it's our only hope!

Destroy the flood to... destroy our enemies?!?!?! That idea it might just work.

No...that's not it. We must say something so atrocious, so offensive, so biased and hill billy like that it will call the flood to a flame war so large that it will destroy the very fabric of lady liberty's skirt. We must do it. Someone assist me in my brainstomring.

Pretend to be a girl and post pictures, that usually sends this forum into a frenzy.

No. what we say must involve support of mass shootings, religious hate spam, support for p3doph1ilia, North Korea, hate against non-straights, abortion and politics. All in one unintelligible paragraph that lacks enough sense to call for a ban. Who is willing to cook such a recipe?

[Edited on 12.15.2012 9:30 PM PST]

  • 12.15.2012 9:29 PM PDT