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Subject: There is a secret war going on.
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Posted by: Assassin 11D7

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Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Achronos needs to call in that nuke, it's our only hope!

Achronos is dead! He was impaled by a the energy sword of a sassy, -blam!- elite commander with sparkly armor. He brought him down with him. He did it with the style of a thousand peanut butter jars and the grace of 500 Nutella sandwiches. He will be remembered.

Impossible, it was merely a trick. The real Achronos resides in his lair, guarded by 7777 Ninjas, and he carries the first Banhammer ever seen by the eyes of mortals.

There is still hope.

If what you say is true, we must not put all our hope into a hiding coward who does nothing but crush his own allies with bans that extend lightyears. We must take the Mantle of responsibility upon ourselves and defend this great land that we call the flood from every single threat that is the rest of the world.

  • 12.15.2012 9:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Warrior Servant

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: Warrior Servant

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Achronos needs to call in that nuke, it's our only hope!

Achronos is dead! He was impaled by a the energy sword of a sassy, -blam!- elite commander with sparkly armor. He brought him down with him. He did it with the style of a thousand peanut butter jars and the grace of 500 Nutella sandwiches. He will be remembered.

Impossible, it was merely a trick. The real Achronos resides in his lair, guarded by 7777 Ninjas, and he carries the first Banhammer ever seen by the eyes of mortals.

There is still hope.

If what you say is true, we must not put all our hope into a hiding coward who does nothing but crush his own allies with bans that extend lightyears. We must take the Mantle of responsibility upon ourselves and defend this great land that we call the flood from every single threat that is the rest of the world.

Ok man you've had enough internet for one day. Besides we're all drunk, we need to go home.

  • 12.15.2012 9:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Warrior Servant

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: Warrior Servant

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Achronos needs to call in that nuke, it's our only hope!

Achronos is dead! He was impaled by a the energy sword of a sassy, -blam!- elite commander with sparkly armor. He brought him down with him. He did it with the style of a thousand peanut butter jars and the grace of 500 Nutella sandwiches. He will be remembered.

Impossible, it was merely a trick. The real Achronos resides in his lair, guarded by 7777 Ninjas, and he carries the first Banhammer ever seen by the eyes of mortals.

There is still hope.

If what you say is true, we must not put all our hope into a hiding coward who does nothing but crush his own allies with bans that extend lightyears. We must take the Mantle of responsibility upon ourselves and defend this great land that we call the flood from every single threat that is the rest of the world.

Ok man you've had enough internet for one day. Besides we're all drunk, we need to go home.

Alas child. You are home. The internet is your home and it is you. You ARE THE CHOSEN ONE AND THE INHERITOR OF THE INTERNET. Slenderman is your father and we must fight him with our strawberry shortcake lasers. The childrens' laughter attracts him. We must lay a trap.

  • 12.15.2012 9:38 PM PDT

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

What sorcery lets you think of such creative replies so quickly?!

However much I would like an answer, it is besides the point.
Warrior servant, my blade serves you.

  • 12.15.2012 9:39 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

Okay, yeah I'm going to end this.

*Starts calling up Ninjas on phone*

  • 12.15.2012 9:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Okay, yeah I'm going to end this.

*Starts calling up Ninjas on phone*

Tell Achronos i challenge him. I deserve to be the ruler of teh flood its MY destiny to protect the mantle not his.

  • 12.15.2012 9:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: Etrnlknightmare
What sorcery lets you think of such creative replies so quickly?!

However much I would like an answer, it is besides the point.
Warrior servant, my blade serves you.

Alas child. I must confess. This entire time I have been listening to endless dubstep as I burn through my keyboard. I have been refreshing the page constantly waiting to fight more endless hordes of the internet. In need you to gather your yoga pants warriors and charge 9gag with endless reposts and over used memes. The hipsters will be standing guard. Be safe, my child.

  • 12.15.2012 9:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Okay, yeah I'm going to end this.

*Starts calling up Ninjas on phone*

Tell Achronos i challenge him. I deserve to be the ruler of teh flood its MY destiny to protect the mantle not his.

I stand behind his challenge and lend him my saucy sword. My breakfest burritos are with you, strong warrior.

  • 12.15.2012 9:45 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Okay, yeah I'm going to end this.

*Starts calling up Ninjas on phone*

Tell Achronos i challenge him. I deserve to be the ruler of teh flood its MY destiny to protect the mantle not his.

I'll shoot him a message and see how he reacts.

  • 12.15.2012 9:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Okay, yeah I'm going to end this.

*Starts calling up Ninjas on phone*

Tell Achronos i challenge him. I deserve to be the ruler of teh flood its MY destiny to protect the mantle not his.

I'll shoot him a message and see how he reacts.

lulz should be had.

  • 12.15.2012 9:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Okay, yeah I'm going to end this.

*Starts calling up Ninjas on phone*

Let them come. We will burn them! BURN THEM ALL AT THE STAKE! The traitors mustnot be allowed to weild the weapons of destruction that prevent us from gaining power among all others. Crush them under the boots of my sexy heel. They will cry as their basement crubles around them and their flaps of fat that they have built up over the years with taco bell and ice cream start to melt away as I use my pelvic thrust laser to dazzle their mothers into selling me their homes so that I may call in the steak powered airstrikes that decimate all lwlife basement dwellers.

  • 12.15.2012 9:49 PM PDT

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Posted by: Warrior Servant

Posted by: Etrnlknightmare
What sorcery lets you think of such creative replies so quickly?!

However much I would like an answer, it is besides the point.
Warrior servant, my blade serves you.

Alas child. I must confess. This entire time I have been listening to endless dubstep as I burn through my keyboard. I have been refreshing the page constantly waiting to fight more endless hordes of the internet. In need you to gather your yoga pants warriors and charge 9gag with endless reposts and over used memes. The hipsters will be standing guard. Be safe, my child.

Though the means of blue crate magic, I have acquired a bagel teleported and shifted it to Wumbo mode. After that, the action in which you described me doing was carried out by the sacred mudcrab of Lordran. I patiently await in my lair for the Fanboy army's incoming attack.

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Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Okay, yeah I'm going to end this.

*Starts calling up Ninjas on phone*

Tell Achronos i challenge him. I deserve to be the ruler of teh flood its MY destiny to protect the mantle not his.

I'll shoot him a message and see how he reacts.

lulz should be had.

He will love us so much. His shock will turn him into the opposite gender and he will spawn a pole and try to entertain us but our chaste powers will restrain him with non s3xu4l tentacle grips.

  • 12.15.2012 9:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Etrnlknightmare

Posted by: Warrior Servant

Posted by: Etrnlknightmare
What sorcery lets you think of such creative replies so quickly?!

However much I would like an answer, it is besides the point.
Warrior servant, my blade serves you.

Alas child. I must confess. This entire time I have been listening to endless dubstep as I burn through my keyboard. I have been refreshing the page constantly waiting to fight more endless hordes of the internet. In need you to gather your yoga pants warriors and charge 9gag with endless reposts and over used memes. The hipsters will be standing guard. Be safe, my child.

Though the means of blue crate magic, I have acquired a bagel teleported and shifted it to Wumbo mode. After that, the action in which you described me doing was carried out by the sacred mudcrab of Lordran. I patiently await in my lair for the Fanboy army's incoming attack.

Good good. Aya Didact will be proud. Surely he will award you with one of his warrior servant maidens who will dance like fairies in the world of forerunner anime. Ah such unusual fetishes those forerunners have.

  • 12.15.2012 9:51 PM PDT
Subject: Teh fight goes on. Our efforts are a flame that is growing ever bigger
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Ahh the Sailor Moon zombies are licking our feet in order to subdue us. We must fight back by throwing pages of fanfic into the workd of Twilight so that they may follow and be devoured by sparkly vampires and fluffy werewolves.

  • 12.15.2012 9:56 PM PDT
Subject: There is a secret war going on.

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Okay, yeah I'm going to end this.

*Starts calling up Ninjas on phone*

Tell Achronos i challenge him. I deserve to be the ruler of teh flood its MY destiny to protect the mantle not his.

I'll shoot him a message and see how he reacts.

lulz should be had.

It has been done, you would be wise to prepare for your duel.

  • 12.15.2012 9:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: Elegiac
Quote me to join the protest!

  • 12.15.2012 9:57 PM PDT
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Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Okay, yeah I'm going to end this.

*Starts calling up Ninjas on phone*

Tell Achronos i challenge him. I deserve to be the ruler of teh flood its MY destiny to protect the mantle not his.

I'll shoot him a message and see how he reacts.

lulz should be had.

It has been done, you would be wise to prepare for your duel.

His armor has been polished with the finest of haxorz on the internet. We have built in montage music players and screen effects to make everything during the fight seem like an epic montage. He will burn through the armor of Achronos and we will laugh as he t-bags him with the power of all the Halo rings combined with the Reapers having multiple orgies at the same time.

  • 12.15.2012 9:59 PM PDT

I r guy who gun to teach u lesson


Posted by: Darkslayer18264
...What?

  • 12.15.2012 10:00 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

Yeah, I'm going to leave this thread just so that I can get as far away as possible from the carpet ban that's going to come to this spam thread.

*Runs*

  • 12.15.2012 10:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Okay, yeah I'm going to end this.

*Starts calling up Ninjas on phone*

Tell Achronos i challenge him. I deserve to be the ruler of teh flood its MY destiny to protect the mantle not his.

I'll shoot him a message and see how he reacts.

lulz should be had.

It has been done, you would be wise to prepare for your duel.

Parlay with me, oh mighty overlord!

  • 12.15.2012 10:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: Elegiac

Posted by: Elegiac
Quote me to join the protest!

Yes good good. The hippies will cloud their judgement as we pull a Micheal Bay and blow up everything they have while we make like Starscream and get out of there. We will drink in celebration afterwards as they cry in agony because of the terrible connection that they have and how long it is taking their YouTUbe videos to load because we blew up their routers.

  • 12.15.2012 10:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: DELTA STRIKE



Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Okay, yeah I'm going to end this.

*Starts calling up Ninjas on phone*[/quote]
Tell Achronos i challenge him. I deserve to be the ruler of teh flood its MY destiny to protect the mantle not his.

I'll shoot him a message and see how he reacts.

lulz should be had.

It has been done, you would be wise to prepare for your duel.

Parlay with me, oh mighty overlord!

Do not disgrace your kind! It is to late to beg for mercy. He will not show.. I guarantee it. He is too busy liking his testicles and dippping them in ketchup as he watches homohenta1. He sits on his spiky crown for pleasure.

  • 12.15.2012 10:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Yeah, I'm going to leave this thread just so that I can get as far away as possible from the carpet ban that's going to come to this spam thread.

*Runs*

This is legitimate discussion and it shall not be disgraced by the tempers of a butthurt moderator.

  • 12.15.2012 10:03 PM PDT
Subject: Teh fight goes on. Our efforts are a flame that is growing ever bigger
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Posted by: Warrior Servant

Do not disgrace your kind! It is to late to beg for mercy. He will not show.. I guarantee it. He is too busy liking his testicles and dippping them in ketchup as he watches homohenta1. He sits on his spiky crown for pleasure.

You are right. MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!

[Edited on 12.15.2012 10:06 PM PST]

  • 12.15.2012 10:06 PM PDT