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Posted by: DELTA STRIKE
Posted by: Warrior Servant
Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Posted by: Warrior Servant
Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Achronos needs to call in that nuke, it's our only hope!
Achronos is dead! He was impaled by a the energy sword of a sassy, -blam!- elite commander with sparkly armor. He brought him down with him. He did it with the style of a thousand peanut butter jars and the grace of 500 Nutella sandwiches. He will be remembered.
Impossible, it was merely a trick. The real Achronos resides in his lair, guarded by 7777 Ninjas, and he carries the first Banhammer ever seen by the eyes of mortals.
There is still hope.
If what you say is true, we must not put all our hope into a hiding coward who does nothing but crush his own allies with bans that extend lightyears. We must take the Mantle of responsibility upon ourselves and defend this great land that we call the flood from every single threat that is the rest of the world.
Ok man you've had enough internet for one day. Besides we're all drunk, we need to go home.
Alas child. You are home. The internet is your home and it is you. You ARE THE CHOSEN ONE AND THE INHERITOR OF THE INTERNET. Slenderman is your father and we must fight him with our strawberry shortcake lasers. The childrens' laughter attracts him. We must lay a trap.