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Subject: Teh fight goes on. Our efforts are a flame that is growing ever bigger
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Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Warrior Servant

Do not disgrace your kind! It is to late to beg for mercy. He will not show.. I guarantee it. He is too busy liking his testicles and dippping them in ketchup as he watches homohenta1. He sits on his spiky crown for pleasure.

You are right. MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!

Yes you will. Post the stats and build of your armor so you may flaunt all our power in the absent face of the neglecting king of Bungie.

  • 12.15.2012 10:07 PM PDT
Subject: There is a secret war going on.

I'm the cult of personality,
I call it like i see it, if i feel the need to be blunt and to the point, then i will, if i feel the need to be very detailed, i will, im here to stay and im here to do things my way, if you respect that or not is your choice, not mine,
and don't worry, while i don't agree with everyone's opinion, i do respect everyone's opinion.


Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Yeah, I'm going to leave this thread just so that I can get as far away as possible from the carpet ban that's going to come to this spam thread.

*Runs*
well, actually, the simple fact that you posted puts you *and now me* at risk of being banned, but, from my past experience of doing a thread like this, i think chances are it will mostly likely just be alot of warnings, and maybe a few bans here and there, not much though.

But ive been wrong before, so we will have to wait and see, i still don't get why the mods lock all threads like this, after all it is for fun, and hasn't really done any harm in some case's, besides a bit of spam, but i guess that's the main reason they do it.

  • 12.15.2012 10:10 PM PDT
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Troops, how are our supplies? How have the battles been going these nights. I have been away as I prepare my ally for his battle with Achronos. I know he will not show. Nevertheless, how are our efforts holding up? Have we struck the lolipop chainsaw fields hard enough. Are the trolls recovering? Has Slenderman breached our gates?

  • 12.15.2012 10:11 PM PDT
Subject: There is a secret war going on.

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-G-Man

I shall call forth my army of Polar Bear Cavalry to aid in the war effort. For The Flood!

  • 12.15.2012 10:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Warrior Servant
Troops, how are our supplies? How have the battles been going these nights. I have been away as I prepare my ally for his battle with Achronos. I know he will not show. Nevertheless, how are our efforts holding up? Have we struck the lolipop chainsaw fields hard enough. Are the trolls recovering? Has Slenderman breached our gates?

Alas comrade its just us, we must defeat Achronos to ensure victory over all. Its the only way, but this foe is powerful, our success rates are slim at best.

  • 12.15.2012 10:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Insane AlphaBeta

Posted by: Assassin 11D7
Yeah, I'm going to leave this thread just so that I can get as far away as possible from the carpet ban that's going to come to this spam thread.

*Runs*
well, actually, the simple fact that you posted puts you *and now me* at risk of being banned, but, from my past experience of doing a thread like this, i think chances are it will mostly likely just be alot of warnings, and maybe a few bans here and there, not much though.

But ive been wrong before, so we will have to wait and see, i still don't get why the mods lock all threads like this, after all it is for fun, and hasn't really done any harm in some case's, besides a bit of spam, but i guess that's the main reason they do it.

The past failures of those who have been long dead are of no matter to me. I mind the past so that I may not repeat it. That is the only importance it has on my efforts. I am a supreme commander of my troops and I shall not fail them. The are my children and I will be a strong Dragonborn father. I read storybooks that have been written about me to them when they go to sleep. I am the one who has been chosen to defend the flood from it's spicy self and the rest of the icky internet.

  • 12.15.2012 10:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: SafariTK
I shall call forth my army of Polar Bear Cavalry to aid in the war effort. For The Flood!

Just when all hope seemed lost, comrade! Quickly engage Slender.

  • 12.15.2012 10:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

Posted by: Warrior Servant
Troops, how are our supplies? How have the battles been going these nights. I have been away as I prepare my ally for his battle with Achronos. I know he will not show. Nevertheless, how are our efforts holding up? Have we struck the lolipop chainsaw fields hard enough. Are the trolls recovering? Has Slenderman breached our gates?

Alas comrade its just us, we must defeat Achronos to ensure victory over all. Its the only way, but this foe is powerful, our success rates are slim at best.

That is not true. He will not arrive for he is an absent king. We will be victorious. Do not worry, James

  • 12.15.2012 10:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: SafariTK
I shall call forth my army of Polar Bear Cavalry to aid in the war effort. For The Flood!

Yes yes. They will help subdue the wild anime supporters as we prime them for launch in their new donut encrusted gundam wings. They will be a strong force and they will not fail us, for I too was once one of them. I know their strength.

  • 12.15.2012 10:17 PM PDT

"Through the fog the army moves on. Pushing through borders. Knocking over obstacles. Killing all enemies. Victory is secured, brothers, march on until the flag rises over the landscape."
The Holy Council

Posted by: Warrior Servant

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Cool story bro, tell it again!

A war within the flood itself. A war that is tearing the fabric of space time itself apart with its taco-like charm. We must fight this threat. We must battle it with our elongated kitten lasers and our sexy furry hats. All anime haters and anime lovers, atheists and believers, bronies and brony haters, and all of the things that have not been mentioned, unite! We must fight for our freedom, whether that be our our second amendment or that second potato of the third assault of the nyan cat siege, we must fight for it. Discuss you battle plans flood. For NARDNIA!!!

Tell it again!

  • 12.15.2012 10:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Noobkilla73
Posted by: Warrior Servant

Posted by: Noobkilla73
Cool story bro, tell it again!

A war within the flood itself. A war that is tearing the fabric of space time itself apart with its taco-like charm. We must fight this threat. We must battle it with our elongated kitten lasers and our sexy furry hats. All anime haters and anime lovers, atheists and believers, bronies and brony haters, and all of the things that have not been mentioned, unite! We must fight for our freedom, whether that be our our second amendment or that second potato of the third assault of the nyan cat siege, we must fight for it. Discuss you battle plans flood. For NARDNIA!!!

Tell it again!

A war within the flood itself. A war that is tearing the fabric of space time itself apart with its taco-like charm. We must fight this threat. We must battle it with our elongated kitten lasers and our sexy furry hats. All anime haters and anime lovers, atheists and believers, bronies and brony haters, and all of the things that have not been mentioned, unite! We must fight for our freedom, whether that be our our second amendment or that second potato of the third assault of the nyan cat siege, we must fight for it. Discuss you battle plans flood. For NARDNIA!!!

  • 12.15.2012 10:19 PM PDT

I'm the cult of personality,
I call it like i see it, if i feel the need to be blunt and to the point, then i will, if i feel the need to be very detailed, i will, im here to stay and im here to do things my way, if you respect that or not is your choice, not mine,
and don't worry, while i don't agree with everyone's opinion, i do respect everyone's opinion.

Since im still here, i might aswell join the fun while it lasts. =)


This is Spartan 148 reporting for duty. What do you need?

  • 12.15.2012 10:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Insane AlphaBeta
Since im still here, i might aswell join the fun while it lasts. =)


This is Spartan 148 reporting for duty. What do you need?

We need more Poptart and Geico commercials to fuel the young mushroom maniacs that call themselves plumbers. They have been ravaging the pawns of the enemies with their mushroom induced highs. They are a helpful ally. In order to subdue him, you must get a piece of cloth with a pictur3e of a young blonde girl dressed in pink. They have a thing for them and seem to think that they have been kidnapped by their pet turtle.

  • 12.15.2012 10:25 PM PDT

I'm the cult of personality,
I call it like i see it, if i feel the need to be blunt and to the point, then i will, if i feel the need to be very detailed, i will, im here to stay and im here to do things my way, if you respect that or not is your choice, not mine,
and don't worry, while i don't agree with everyone's opinion, i do respect everyone's opinion.


Posted by: Warrior Servant

Posted by: Insane AlphaBeta
Since im still here, i might aswell join the fun while it lasts. =)


This is Spartan 148 reporting for duty. What do you need?

We need more Poptart and Geico commercials to fuel the young mushroom maniacs that call themselves plumbers. They have been ravaging the pawns of the enemies with their mushroom induced highs. They are a helpful ally. In order to subdue him, you must get a piece of cloth with a pictur3e of a young blonde girl dressed in pink. They have a thing for them and seem to think that they have been kidnapped by their pet turtle.
Im on my way, i will return shortly.

  • 12.15.2012 10:30 PM PDT

I don't know what this "massive incoming flame war" thing is, but it sounds fun!

  • 12.15.2012 10:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: dark_jedi_waldo
I don't know what this "massive incoming flame war" thing is, but it sounds fun!

You think war is fun? You are a sick warrior. You must play COD. You must join my army. I will use you to fight them with overpowered weapons. I will equip you with the best killstreaks known to Middle Earth and a Hardline only found lying on the sleeping breast of the 5 millenia sleeping elf maiden. You will earn killstreaks before you even draw your weapon.

  • 12.15.2012 10:37 PM PDT

Yes I play CoD, but I do much prefer Halo.

Still, what is this war you all speak of?

  • 12.15.2012 10:38 PM PDT


Posted by: Beyond hope
Ming = Blown

  • 12.15.2012 10:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: dark_jedi_waldo
Yes I play CoD, but I do much prefer Halo.

Still, what is this war you all speak of?

We fight those who oppose us. We fight those who don't oppose us. We fight among ourselves. We are an army to match not other. We are the flood!

  • 12.15.2012 10:40 PM PDT

Uhhhh... ok. But what of this "massive flame war?" What you've described doesn't sound like one.

  • 12.15.2012 10:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: dark_jedi_waldo
Uhhhh... ok. But what of this "massive flame war?" What you've described doesn't sound like one.

The one who has agreed to deliver the match to ignite the flamewar has not provided us with what he promised. We must await his return.

  • 12.15.2012 10:43 PM PDT

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-G-Man

To war mighty polar bears, to war! Riders, skewer your enemies upon your blades. Show no mercy!

To Victory!

  • 12.15.2012 10:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Warrior Servant
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Quote me to join the protest!
Yes good good. The hippies will cloud their judgement as we pull a Micheal Bay and blow up everything they have while we make like Starscream and get out of there. We will drink in celebration afterwards as they cry in agony because of the terrible connection that they have and how long it is taking their YouTUbe videos to load because we blew up their routers.
Quote me to join the protest! We are unafraid!

  • 12.15.2012 10:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Warrior Servant

Posted by: dark_jedi_waldo
Uhhhh... ok. But what of this "massive flame war?" What you've described doesn't sound like one.

The one who has agreed to deliver the match to ignite the flamewar has not provided us with what he promised. We must await his return.

A final battle with Achronos! Where is he my blade grows rusty.

  • 12.15.2012 10:45 PM PDT

A massive flame war that will shake the Flood to its core. Like I said before, sounds like great fun!

  • 12.15.2012 10:47 PM PDT