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Subject: There is a secret war going on.
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Posted by: DELTA STRIKE

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Posted by: dark_jedi_waldo
Uhhhh... ok. But what of this "massive flame war?" What you've described doesn't sound like one.

The one who has agreed to deliver the match to ignite the flamewar has not provided us with what he promised. We must await his return.

A final battle with Achronos! Where is he my blade grows rusty.

As I predicted. The manboob licker has stayed within his donut suit of safety as he faps to pictures of futa Samus from Metroid.

  • 12.15.2012 10:47 PM PDT
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Delta, are you willing to make the ultimate sacrifice and make a thread that will cause the massive flamewar we speak of?

  • 12.15.2012 10:48 PM PDT
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do you like muffins?


Posted by: dark_jedi_waldo
A massive flame war that will shake the Flood to its core. Like I said before, sounds like great fun!

Its up to you to start said war!

  • 12.15.2012 10:48 PM PDT

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

My gorilla toast warriors have gathered information regarding the high count gentlementlemen's return.
He is to arrive on the first following full moon riding a coconut basket pulled by corn muffins, and will be leading his army of alcoholically influenced cat/crustaceans to assimilate into our forces.
He has donned his battle cloak of holy goats wool, that allows him the abilities spoken of in legends.

  • 12.15.2012 10:48 PM PDT

I'm the cult of personality,
I call it like i see it, if i feel the need to be blunt and to the point, then i will, if i feel the need to be very detailed, i will, im here to stay and im here to do things my way, if you respect that or not is your choice, not mine,
and don't worry, while i don't agree with everyone's opinion, i do respect everyone's opinion.

I have arrived and i have subdued the plumbers and brought them to safety, i also brought the Poptart and Geico commercials, but something isn't right....

I knew it!! hostiles inbound!

i cant tell what they are exactly from here, but it looks like a small army, any idea who or what they are? oh and don't worry, i will take care of them.

I will report back once im done with them.

  • 12.15.2012 10:50 PM PDT
Subject: Teh fight goes on. Our efforts are a flame that is growing ever bigger
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Posted by: Etrnlknightmare
My gorilla toast warriors have gathered information regarding the high count gentlementlemen's return.
He is to arrive on the first following full moon riding a coconut basket pulled by corn muffins, and will be leading his army of alcoholically influenced cat/crustaceans to assimilate into our forces.
He has donned his battle cloak of holy goats wool, that allows him the abilities spoken of in legends.

What news is this. With this power at our toasty side, there shall be no taco that stands in our way. Our thrown of dubstep shall cause all to tremble before us as we ride out terminator unicorns into the past in or der to destry Achronos before he is removed from the containment tube that he was birthed from. He must not be allowed to mate with the dragon that gave him his abilities. The offspring of the TMNT will give me the banhammer and not him. WE All will be rewarded with thrones atop the highest mountains in every land..

[Edited on 12.15.2012 10:53 PM PST]

  • 12.15.2012 10:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: Insane AlphaBeta
I have arrived and i have subdued the plumbers and brought them to safety, i also brought the Poptart and Geico commercials, but something isn't right....

I knew it!! hostiles inbound!

i cant tell what they are exactly from here, but it looks like a small army, any idea who or what they are? oh and don't worry, i will take care of them.

I will report back once im done with them.

Yes! Use the training you received when we pumped the music into your veins. Let your sword ride the beats and let your bow release with each drop of the step. We will be victorious in our musical harmony. We will fight in prefect sync to the music we listen to. Our battles will be like perfect orchestras of every kind.

  • 12.15.2012 10:54 PM PDT

I will most certainly enjoy this...
*grabs sniper and goes into teleporter*

  • 12.15.2012 10:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: dark_jedi_waldo
I will most certainly enjoy this...
*grabs sniper and goes into teleporter*

Burn them1 Use the suggestions we game for the flame ingniting post earlier in the thread. They will help greatly.

  • 12.15.2012 10:59 PM PDT

Who said I was on your side? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • 12.15.2012 11:01 PM PDT

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Posted by: dark_jedi_waldo
Who said I was on your side? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Nobody is really on anyone's side. My glorious Polar Bear Cavalry shall destroy all who oppose me, don't oppose me, or whoever looks at me funny.

  • 12.15.2012 11:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: SafariTK

Posted by: dark_jedi_waldo
Who said I was on your side? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Nobody is really on anyone's side. My glorious Polar Bear Cavalry shall destroy all who oppose me, don't oppose me, or whoever looks at me funny.

They have already been domesticated by my superior pandas. Nobody can oppose or turn against me. nor should they have reason to. I have many warrior servant maidens as reward for those who fight well and loyally.

  • 12.15.2012 11:06 PM PDT

I go rest now. I shall need to save my strength for what lies ahead. Don't try to find me. This is one flame-war-loving anarchist that will avoid all eyes and escape all grasps until my choosing. However, I'd love to continue this or start something else. Maybe the war itself?

  • 12.15.2012 11:08 PM PDT
Subject: Teh fight goes on. Our efforts are a flame that is growing ever bigger
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Children, the fight goes on, but for now, it must go on without me. I am retiring for the night. The next one to post after me is being left in charge of this thread and all of its assets. Maintain it well ,young warrior, for this army is the floods' last chance of survival against itself.

  • 12.15.2012 11:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Elegiac
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Quote me to join the protest!
Yes good good. The hippies will cloud their judgement as we pull a Micheal Bay and blow up everything they have while we make like Starscream and get out of there. We will drink in celebration afterwards as they cry in agony because of the terrible connection that they have and how long it is taking their YouTUbe videos to load because we blew up their routers.
Quote me to join the protest! We are unafraid!

  • 12.15.2012 11:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Elegiac
Posted by: Elegiac
Quote me to join the protest!
Yes good good. The hippies will cloud their judgement as we pull a Micheal Bay and blow up everything they have while we make like Starscream and get out of there. We will drink in celebration afterwards as they cry in agony because of the terrible connection that they have and how long it is taking their YouTUbe videos to load because we blew up their routers.
Quote me to join the protest! We are unafraid!

Nope not this guy. Anyone but this hippie

  • 12.15.2012 11:11 PM PDT
Subject: Teh fight goes on. Our efforts are a flame that is growing ever bigger

I'm the cult of personality,
I call it like i see it, if i feel the need to be blunt and to the point, then i will, if i feel the need to be very detailed, i will, im here to stay and im here to do things my way, if you respect that or not is your choice, not mine,
and don't worry, while i don't agree with everyone's opinion, i do respect everyone's opinion.


Posted by: Warrior Servant

Posted by: Insane AlphaBeta
I have arrived and i have subdued the plumbers and brought them to safety, i also brought the Poptart and Geico commercials, but something isn't right....

I knew it!! hostiles inbound!

i cant tell what they are exactly from here, but it looks like a small army, any idea who or what they are? oh and don't worry, i will take care of them.

I will report back once im done with them.

Yes! Use the training you received when we pumped the music into your veins. Let your sword ride the beats and let your bow release with each drop of the step. We will be victorious in our musical harmony. We will fight in prefect sync to the music we listen to. Our battles will be like perfect orchestras of every kind.
Im not using a bow, im using a AR/Duel wielding 2 Energy Swords, but either way, they will fall.

Still that doesnt tell me who they are though, any idea who/what they are and why they are attacking?

[Edited on 12.15.2012 11:18 PM PST]

  • 12.15.2012 11:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: Warrior Servant
Nope not this guy. Anyone but this hippie
Quote me to join the protest! No leaders! We are all equal in our desire for peace!

  • 12.15.2012 11:18 PM PDT