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Subject: Flood, Should I Ask Her Out?
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Posted by: Ex0 Dante

Posted by: Good News


I have another letter of good news for you. The English Language called, your "Enter" key ban has been lifted.

So fix that post for all to read. Use that new gift.


Hey bro.

I have a letter of good news for you. I will be explaining what a paragraph is.

A paragraph is an accumulation of sentences relating to one topic.

Using that newfound knowledge, read my post.

  • 12.15.2012 11:20 PM PDT

Break down, every single one of you.

Follow these steps:

1) Talk to her.
2) Hang out with her.
3) Get to know her.
4) Assuming that you still want to date her, ask her out.

Problem solved.

  • 12.15.2012 11:35 PM PDT


Posted by: Good News

Posted by: Ex0 Dante

Posted by: Good News


I have another letter of good news for you. The English Language called, your "Enter" key ban has been lifted.

So fix that post for all to read. Use that new gift.


Hey bro.

I have a letter of good news for you. I will be explaining what a paragraph is.

A paragraph is an accumulation of sentences relating to one topic.

Using that newfound knowledge, read my post.
A book is about a single subject, so wouldn't that make it a paragraph?

  • 12.15.2012 11:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: XxhargbeastxX
A book is about a single subject


No they aren't.

  • 12.15.2012 11:45 PM PDT

Posted by: AquaBlader
Soon to be breaking news:


US Coast Guard prepares for massive rescue mission after Iranian fleet sinks off shore. Reports say a small thunderstorm caused most of the ships to simply...fall apart.

So she sits next to you, and suddenly you fall for her?

  • 12.15.2012 11:50 PM PDT

Posted by: BoyceKRP
duckingd
drink
seriously
me bell sean ressea ellio tand i
-blam!-img party. totallt waasted . ph my god.
i called ashy;n, i dnno if that was a good ideo. i'ma sleep with her or sometning, fujuuuck

No cry and wank in your shower instead

  • 12.15.2012 11:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: Good News
Nope. You'll get rejected, and she'll then fall for the other guy. You'll see him treat her badly, but she'll stick with it because she's desperate for a boyfriend. Why she didn't choose you, you'll never know. You will never get over your first rejection, and will go through a period of severe depression. Your friends will grow tired of your negativity and leave you, your family will send you to a therapist who won't pay attention to your needs because during your scheduled appointments, he will be hungover from arguments with his wife the night before. Then, he will open up to you about how his baby girl has terminal case of ebola, and that him and his wife are getting divorced.
You will not get the therapy you need, but if you tell your parents, they will blame you for not accepting the therapist's aid. After a while, your therapist will kill himself, leaving his ex-wife to tend to his dying girl. At this point, you will feel somewhat guilty for not being able to talk him out of it. Further depressed, you will remember back to how every girl you have liked has shut you out and turned you down and contemplate taking your own life. You won't do it though, because you're a coward, and always will be.

  • 12.16.2012 12:01 AM PDT
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I like games and music

Does he even lift?

  • 12.16.2012 12:04 AM PDT

More awesome than a shark high-fiving a bear during an explosion...IN SPACE.

It's simple, OP. Just shoot a harpoon in the guy's face.

  • 12.16.2012 12:18 AM PDT

GOAT


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Posted by: Good News
Nope. You'll get rejected, and she'll then fall for the other guy. You'll see him treat her badly, but she'll stick with it because she's desperate for a boyfriend. Why she didn't choose you, you'll never know. You will never get over your first rejection, and will go through a period of severe depression. Your friends will grow tired of your negativity and leave you, your family will send you to a therapist who won't pay attention to your needs because during your scheduled appointments, he will be hungover from arguments with his wife the night before. Then, he will open up to you about how his baby girl has terminal case of ebola, and that him and his wife are getting divorced.
You will not get the therapy you need, but if you tell your parents, they will blame you for not accepting the therapist's aid. After a while, your therapist will kill himself, leaving his ex-wife to tend to his dying girl. At this point, you will feel somewhat guilty for not being able to talk him out of it. Further depressed, you will remember back to how every girl you have liked has shut you out and turned you down and contemplate taking your own life. You won't do it though, because you're a coward, and always will be.


Lmao. That's the most depressing thing I've read all day.

  • 12.16.2012 12:27 AM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

What's to lose?

  • 12.16.2012 12:29 AM PDT


Posted by: Ex0 Dante
Take a chance OP.

Risk it, or regret it. Your choice.

  • 12.16.2012 12:35 AM PDT


Posted by: SwagMasterYOLO
The first reason why I think you shouldn't ask her out depending on what kind of girl she's is.


If she's falling for a jerk, she shouldn't even be worth your time in my opinion.

  • 12.16.2012 12:37 AM PDT

I'd rather go through life and haven taken risks than to regret not taking those risks. The worst thing that will happen is that she will say no, and even if she does, its better because you wouldn't be wasting your time with her. Be confident, head up, back straight, loud voice. Don't be a -blam!- bro, just do it. Stop thinking about it.

  • 12.16.2012 12:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: Good News
Nope. You'll get rejected, and she'll then fall for the other guy. You'll see him treat her badly, but she'll stick with it because she's desperate for a boyfriend. Why she didn't choose you, you'll never know. You will never get over your first rejection, and will go through a period of severe depression. Your friends will grow tired of your negativity and leave you, your family will send you to a therapist who won't pay attention to your needs because during your scheduled appointments, he will be hungover from arguments with his wife the night before. Then, he will open up to you about how his baby girl has terminal case of ebola, and that him and his wife are getting divorced. You will not get the therapy you need, but if you tell your parents, they will blame you for not accepting the therapist's aid. After a while, your therapist will kill himself, leaving his ex-wife to tend to his dying girl. At this point, you will feel somewhat guilty for not being able to talk him out of it. Further depressed, you will remember back to how every girl you have liked has shut you out and turned you down and contemplate taking your own life. You won't do it though, because you're a coward, and always will be.
damn, man. That's deep.

  • 12.16.2012 7:37 AM PDT

Currently studying Computer Science & Software engineering. Hope to work on mobile devices of the future! When a certain game's credits roll, look out for my name! ;)

You will -blam!- bricks when you see what game it is! =)

do the helicopter in front of her while screamin "I love you!" in the donald duck voice.

  • 12.16.2012 7:38 AM PDT
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No. We have been talking for a while. It started about 2 weeks ago.

EDIT: Fail quote. This was a response to Hadlermaster. He said "So she sits next to you, and suddenly you fall for her?"

[Edited on 12.16.2012 7:45 AM PST]

  • 12.16.2012 7:41 AM PDT

Shakes Magic 8 Ball

Don't seem like you're not confident if you ask her out. Don't let the other guy distract you, he wins the battle by you just even thinking about him. Want to beat the bully?

  • 12.16.2012 7:43 AM PDT


Posted by: BlackHeaven

Posted by: Good News

Posted by: Good News
Nope. You'll get rejected, and she'll then fall for the other guy. You'll see him treat her badly, but she'll stick with it because she's desperate for a boyfriend. Why she didn't choose you, you'll never know. You will never get over your first rejection, and will go through a period of severe depression. Your friends will grow tired of your negativity and leave you, your family will send you to a therapist who won't pay attention to your needs because during your scheduled appointments, he will be hungover from arguments with his wife the night before. Then, he will open up to you about how his baby girl has terminal case of ebola, and that him and his wife are getting divorced.
You will not get the therapy you need, but if you tell your parents, they will blame you for not accepting the therapist's aid. After a while, your therapist will kill himself, leaving his ex-wife to tend to his dying girl. At this point, you will feel somewhat guilty for not being able to talk him out of it. Further depressed, you will remember back to how every girl you have liked has shut you out and turned you down and contemplate taking your own life. You won't do it though, because you're a coward, and always will be.


Lmao. That's the most depressing thing I've read all day.


Really? You read that? Because as soon as I saw him put up the Berlin Wall, I did this and moved right along.

  • 12.16.2012 7:51 AM PDT

The Universe demands to be noticed, to be seen, and dutifully noted.

What use all those incredible firework dimensions if no eye fixes and reflects, no brain takes notes, no heart moves with passion at the display?

NASA answers the silent cry of the Cosmos for recognition.

NASA is the witness and we fellow witnesses to the endless deeps.

Either way it doesn't really matter. You'll both be dead by the turn of the century.

  • 12.16.2012 7:52 AM PDT
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Hooray for poor houses!

Damn straight

Move on

  • 12.16.2012 8:16 AM PDT

BTW Elites rule!

And I am probably just trolling you right now....especially if it is a controversial thread

Whoa, so OP, you are going to ask her out almost completely out of the blue?...good luck.

  • 12.16.2012 9:20 AM PDT

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Go for it, the worst thing that could happen is she turns you down. Why not?

  • 12.16.2012 9:21 AM PDT

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