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Subject: Trolls, i need your advice

Ok, so this might sound weird, but i want to learn how to be a troll. (thats right, i said it) Now, from what i know, there are A LOT of trolls on the flood, and they are pretty good at what they do. So flood, can you give me any advice on how to be a good troll?

  • 12.16.2012 6:50 AM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

I saw this thread yesterday.

  • 12.16.2012 6:51 AM PDT
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Step one, learn what people like
Step two, talk about why it is bad
Step three, talk about why competition is better

  • 12.16.2012 6:51 AM PDT

Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

Halo: Reach
Halo 3
Halo ODST

Rule 1: Don't simply ask how to be a troll. Lurk and find out.

  • 12.16.2012 6:51 AM PDT
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Posted by: Qbix89
Talking about Sweden is an ultrabannable offense.

Posted by: Achronos
Too bad being completely and utterly wrong isn't a bannable offense.

Lame.

  • 12.16.2012 6:52 AM PDT


Posted by: Rayzor1995
I saw this thread yesterday.


You probably did, i posted it last night, but it was locked a second later for no reason.

  • 12.16.2012 6:52 AM PDT
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>Floodian Trolls
>Good/clever Trolls

Pick one

  • 12.16.2012 6:52 AM PDT


Posted by: Pongee Opressee
>Floodian Trolls
>Good/clever Trolls

Pick one


Good/clever troll i guess.

  • 12.16.2012 6:53 AM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

You go outside and get a life.

  • 12.16.2012 6:54 AM PDT

Pretending to be serious about something, and troll people by stating things about it, while EVERYONE else disagrees.

Something like: "The Boltshot in Halo 4 is underpowered" And defend this statement at all costs.

Mods probably locked it because they don't like trolls, and they dont want any more of them...

[Edited on 12.16.2012 7:20 AM PST]

  • 12.16.2012 7:19 AM PDT


Posted by: derka derka
You go outside and get a life.


I can tell your trolling

  • 12.16.2012 7:20 AM PDT


Posted by: RaZorRyaN

Posted by: derka derka
You go outside and get a life.


I can tell your trolling


you're

  • 12.16.2012 7:20 AM PDT


Posted by: Player3Th0mas1
Pretending to be serious about something, and troll people by stating things about it, while EVERYONE else disagrees.

Something like: "The Boltshot in Halo 4 is underpowered" And defend this statement at all costs.

Mods probably locked it because they don't like trolls, and they dont want any more of them...


Thanks for the info, but i still dont get why the mods dont like trolls. I mean, its not like THEY are the ones being trolled.

  • 12.16.2012 7:22 AM PDT


Posted by: pls dont ban me
your stubid anb retorted


I could say the same about you. Check your spelling bro.

  • 12.16.2012 7:24 AM PDT


Posted by: The English Language
My eyes!!! It is hurting me!!!

  • 12.16.2012 7:24 AM PDT


Posted by: Player3Th0mas1

Posted by: The English Language
My eyes!!! It is hurting me!!!


What are you trying to say?

  • 12.16.2012 7:26 AM PDT

Aspiring filmmaker


Posted by: RaZorRyaN

Posted by: Player3Th0mas1

Posted by: The English Language
My eyes!!! It is hurting me!!!


What are you trying to say?


You'll learn.

  • 12.16.2012 7:27 AM PDT
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I Love Lamp. And Ender's Game. Don't tell Lamp.

It looks like you've gotten the hang of it already! Nice job!

[Edited on 12.16.2012 7:28 AM PST]

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Posted by: TFU244
It looks like you've gotten the hang of it already! Nice job!


Why thank you, i never thought it would be that easy.

  • 12.16.2012 7:41 AM PDT


Posted by: RaZorRyaN

Posted by: Player3Th0mas1

Posted by: The English Language
My eyes!!! It is hurting me!!!


What are you trying to say?


Lol, didn't quote...


Posted by: pls dont ban me
your stubid anb retorted


Posted by: The English Language
My eyes!!! It is hurting me!!!


[Edited on 12.16.2012 7:48 AM PST]

  • 12.16.2012 7:47 AM PDT
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This is a signature. If you're reading it, you must be dedicated. My other account, created in 2011, is nitwitcoffee10.
My gamertag is Shoop Do Whoop.

Wow. Sundays are slower than I thought here.

  • 12.16.2012 8:05 AM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Use your head. The one on your shoulders. No really, just try. Please?

˙sɹǝʇndɯoɔ ɥʇıʍ pooƃ os ʇou ɯ,ı 'ǝɹǝɥ ʇǝƃ sıɥʇ pıp ʍoɥ 'lol

There is no such thing as a good troll. The ones that get the most responses are the ones that take the least effort, the ones that require the most effort yield the lowest reward. No pride should be taken by ruining the fun of others for your own amusement.

  • 12.16.2012 8:08 AM PDT

Know how to make people angry and seem genuine about it

For example 'COD is more skill based than Halo' and bring up some points and then defend them. Also, never insult people back, if anything try to seem offended and timid when you get into hot water. But still defend your point at all costs.

  • 12.16.2012 8:11 AM PDT
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It's not my job to disprove that your 'God' exists. It's your's to prove it does.

"Eímai ánthro̱pos. Eímai óla gia ména. Den ypárchoun Theoí ».

Omega Gamma

Obvious troll is obvious.

  • 12.16.2012 8:15 AM PDT

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