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  • Subject: We need to ban knives
Subject: We need to ban knives

Knives are used for nothing but violence. Their only purpose is cutting and slashing, we have to keep ourselves safe and get rid of them. There is no reason that any responsible person needs to own a knife.

  • 12.16.2012 11:17 AM PDT

"Right now it is raining methane on Titan. The planet Uranus is, hilariously, orbiting the sun sideways while Venus spins backwards. We sit here on a planet marked with collisions, rocked by earthquakes, shaken by storms. A planet doomed to be fried in radiation as its magnetic fields collapse, until the sun grows and leaves nothing of the earth but dust. Here we sit, glasses on our noses, inhalers in our pockets, braces on our teeth, and we say "Behold the perfect ORDER of it all!""

>Cutting food

Shut up.

  • 12.16.2012 11:17 AM PDT


Posted by: Fat Man 3000
>Cutting food

Shut up.

Might've been a parody on the gun stuff. Let's wait and find out.

  • 12.16.2012 11:18 AM PDT

Pure Insanity
The point of war is not to die for one's clan, but it's to make the other bastard die for his
Right before you die, there is always a chance to save yourself, sieze that chance and live to fight another day
The best way to kill someone is to fight them with the same weapons they use and make them know you are better than them, not because of superior weaponry, but because of superior skill.
Hidden in the shadows, Clothed in camo, Armed to the teeth. Hunting.

We need to ban everything. Everything is deadly. Ban it.

  • 12.16.2012 11:18 AM PDT

Who's got AIDS?

Why don't we all just kill ourselves to solve all the problems?

  • 12.16.2012 11:19 AM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

Sounds good to me.

  • 12.16.2012 11:19 AM PDT


Posted by: PheonixofLight
We need to ban everything. Everything is deadly. Ban it.

Especially hands. These things not only have the power to choke people but also to wield the many deadly weapons that are out in the world. Chop off everybody's hands!!!

  • 12.16.2012 11:19 AM PDT

"Right now it is raining methane on Titan. The planet Uranus is, hilariously, orbiting the sun sideways while Venus spins backwards. We sit here on a planet marked with collisions, rocked by earthquakes, shaken by storms. A planet doomed to be fried in radiation as its magnetic fields collapse, until the sun grows and leaves nothing of the earth but dust. Here we sit, glasses on our noses, inhalers in our pockets, braces on our teeth, and we say "Behold the perfect ORDER of it all!""


Posted by: Big Daddv2

Posted by: Fat Man 3000
>Cutting food

Shut up.

Might've been a parody on the gun stuff. Let's wait and find out.


Parodies need to be funny and clever. Like the movie one. This one is hardly clever.

  • 12.16.2012 11:19 AM PDT

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We need to ban "we need to ban" threads.


Who's with me!

  • 12.16.2012 11:20 AM PDT

Might as well. Lets ban anything that can kill people.

because its NEVER the persons fault, its always the tool they use.

#liberallogic

  • 12.16.2012 11:21 AM PDT


Posted by: Fat Man 3000
>Cutting food

Shut up.

You can just as easily cut any piece of food with the edge of a fork, or if you can't do that, tear a piece off. Stop trying to impose your pro-knife views on me.

  • 12.16.2012 11:21 AM PDT

Bones of my enemies.


Posted by: PheonixofLight
We need to ban everything. Everything is deadly. Ban it.

  • 12.16.2012 11:22 AM PDT

"Right now it is raining methane on Titan. The planet Uranus is, hilariously, orbiting the sun sideways while Venus spins backwards. We sit here on a planet marked with collisions, rocked by earthquakes, shaken by storms. A planet doomed to be fried in radiation as its magnetic fields collapse, until the sun grows and leaves nothing of the earth but dust. Here we sit, glasses on our noses, inhalers in our pockets, braces on our teeth, and we say "Behold the perfect ORDER of it all!""


Posted by: DatDudeBV
#liberallogic


You're ignorance is truly astounding.

I might as well say "God made guns and everyone who doesn't want us to have guns should go to hell

#Republicanlogic"

  • 12.16.2012 11:23 AM PDT

My troll sense is tingling.


Posted by: Big Daddv2

Posted by: PheonixofLight
We need to ban everything. Everything is deadly. Ban it.

Especially hands. These things not only have the power to choke people but also to wield the many deadly weapons that are out in the world. Chop off everybody's hands!!!

How will we chop them off if we've banned all the weapons?

  • 12.16.2012 11:23 AM PDT

GOAT

I cut my fruits up by shooting them, so this wouldn't effect me.

  • 12.16.2012 11:23 AM PDT
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english is not my first language ;)

been here since 2006

2/10

at least you tried

  • 12.16.2012 11:24 AM PDT


Posted by: Fat Man 3000

Posted by: DatDudeBV
#liberallogic


You're ignorance is truly astounding.

I might as well say "God made guns and everyone who doesn't want us to have guns should go to hell

#Republicanlogic"


lol you dont see those threads on here 24/7 do you?

What do you see? Anti gun threads. Anti American threads.

Its truly funny.

I love the flood teenagers.

  • 12.16.2012 11:24 AM PDT


Posted by: darthnazgul

Posted by: Big Daddv2

Posted by: PheonixofLight
We need to ban everything. Everything is deadly. Ban it.

Especially hands. These things not only have the power to choke people but also to wield the many deadly weapons that are out in the world. Chop off everybody's hands!!!

How will we chop them off if we've banned all the weapons?

We'll have to chew them off with our teeth if they haven't been banned already.

  • 12.16.2012 11:25 AM PDT

"Right now it is raining methane on Titan. The planet Uranus is, hilariously, orbiting the sun sideways while Venus spins backwards. We sit here on a planet marked with collisions, rocked by earthquakes, shaken by storms. A planet doomed to be fried in radiation as its magnetic fields collapse, until the sun grows and leaves nothing of the earth but dust. Here we sit, glasses on our noses, inhalers in our pockets, braces on our teeth, and we say "Behold the perfect ORDER of it all!""


Posted by: DatDudeBV
lol you dont see those threads on here 24/7 do you?

What do you see? Anti gun threads. Anti American threads.

Its truly funny.

I love the flood teenagers.


Yes we have. Why? In wake of the events yesterday, and these threads are coming from people who live in a gun free country, such as England. Where the culture has obviously influenced their opinion on Gun ownership.

But well done for not seeing that and instantly jumping on "lolliberals" like an idiot.

[Edited on 12.16.2012 11:30 AM PST]

  • 12.16.2012 11:28 AM PDT

Ban the internet to get people outside. This'll reduce crazy people who do nothing but sit at the computer all day and post on the internet.. Wait.. what the hell am I doing!? 0_o

  • 12.16.2012 11:29 AM PDT