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Subject: What is your fetish?

Female zombies licking women.

Dont judge me!

  • 12.16.2012 12:52 PM PDT

Multi-trillionaire modern cowboy.

That's right.

I like tough women, so something to show that on her, like a scar or something, always turns me on.

And british accents. Mmm.

  • 12.16.2012 12:52 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

It must be done. The whim of the Hierarchs demands it!

*looks down at his ass*

*tears away at the combat skin covering his ass with claws before grinding groin up against it*
No, I am not ready for the great journey!

*He winces as he presses himself against the wall.*


*shoves two fingers up his ass, tenderizing it some*

*grunts and unzips fly, allowing "head" to peek out*

*prods his ass around a bit*

Do you feel the tip of my sword, brother?

  • 12.16.2012 12:52 PM PDT

We work in the dark to serve the light.


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

It must be done. The whim of the Hierarchs demands it!

*looks down at his ass*

*tears away at the combat skin covering his ass with claws before grinding groin up against it*
No, I am not ready for the great journey!

*He winces as he presses himself against the wall.*
STAHP!

Please, for our sanity?

  • 12.16.2012 12:52 PM PDT

Cat Girl Maids....

  • 12.16.2012 12:52 PM PDT

Yes, I AM just that awesome.

I love stomachs.

  • 12.16.2012 12:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gaara444
Cat Girl Maids....
*high five*

  • 12.16.2012 12:53 PM PDT

Hey there!

butt

  • 12.16.2012 12:54 PM PDT

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: Garem
Posted by: Vien
If you dated a Sangheili, he would only give small nibble marks on your neck. Get to my level, OP.

I hate you.
Why?

This thread is why.

  • 12.16.2012 12:54 PM PDT


Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

It must be done. The whim of the Hierarchs demands it!

*looks down at his ass*

*tears away at the combat skin covering his ass with claws before grinding groin up against it*
No, I am not ready for the great journey!

*He winces as he presses himself against the wall.*


*shoves two fingers up his ass, tenderizing it some*

*grunts and unzips fly, allowing "head" to peek out*

*prods his ass around a bit*

Do you feel the tip of my sword, brother?

Oh god Im crying with laughter.

  • 12.16.2012 12:54 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


Posted by: Ripa of Moram
*shoves two fingers up his ass, tenderizing it some*

*grunts and unzips fly, allowing "head" to peek out*

*prods his ass around a bit*

Do you feel the tip of my sword, brother?
*His eyes water as he lowers his head.*

That's....a six foot pole, brother.

  • 12.16.2012 12:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: Jesse Pinkman

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: Ripa of Moram

It must be done. The whim of the Hierarchs demands it!

*looks down at his ass*

*tears away at the combat skin covering his ass with claws before grinding groin up against it*
No, I am not ready for the great journey!

*He winces as he presses himself against the wall.*


*shoves two fingers up his ass, tenderizing it some*

*grunts and unzips fly, allowing "head" to peek out*

*prods his ass around a bit*

Do you feel the tip of my sword, brother?

Oh god Im crying with laughter.
Its only going to get worse

  • 12.16.2012 12:54 PM PDT
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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.

This thread is hilarious.

inb4carpetbanandweallloseourtitles

  • 12.16.2012 12:55 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: Vien

Posted by: Ripa of Moram
*shoves two fingers up his ass, tenderizing it some*

*grunts and unzips fly, allowing "head" to peek out*

*prods his ass around a bit*

Do you feel the tip of my sword, brother?
*His eyes water as he lowers his head.*

That's....a six foot pole, brother.


I'm sure you've managed with larger.

*grinds up against him some more, coaxing shaft to gradually expand further until it hits 30"*

The Great Journey begins now...

*leans over and sniffs up and down his neck before plunging member in an abrupt fashion*

*digs claws into his thighs and begins thrusting at a moderate pace*

[Edited on 12.16.2012 12:57 PM PST]

  • 12.16.2012 12:56 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3


Posted by: RigZ Boi
Car exhausts.

:-)
Interesting...

  • 12.16.2012 12:57 PM PDT

We work in the dark to serve the light.


Posted by: Ripa of Moram

Posted by: Vien

Posted by: Ripa of Moram
*shoves two fingers up his ass, tenderizing it some*

*grunts and unzips fly, allowing "head" to peek out*

*prods his ass around a bit*

Do you feel the tip of my sword, brother?
*His eyes water as he lowers his head.*

That's....a six foot pole, brother.


I'm sure you've managed with larger.

*grinds up against him some more, coaxing shaft to gradually expand further until it hits 30"*

The Great Journey begins now...

*leans over and sniffs up and down his neck before plunging member in in an abrupt fashion*

*digs claws into his thighs and begins thrusting at a moderate pace*
MODS!
HALP!

  • 12.16.2012 12:57 PM PDT
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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.


Posted by: Modern Designer
So I'm the only one that likes fecal matter?

Yes... You are... At least out of everyone involved in this thread so far.

  • 12.16.2012 12:58 PM PDT

"The epitome of submission is not defeat, but acceptance."
~Me


Posted by: mastesargent
MODS!
HALP!


Just like the rest of your race, weak and undisciplined! Embrace our holy credence or perish under our perilous intent!

  • 12.16.2012 12:59 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried

*cries in a corner because two Sangheili are doing it in the thread*

Nanny McPhee, where are you? We need you!

[Edited on 12.16.2012 1:02 PM PST]

  • 12.16.2012 1:00 PM PDT

In jedem system der Macht gibt es korruption.

Det vore klokt att tro att det inte finns några undantag.

Posted by: Terror Q
I like tough women, so something to show that on her, like a scar or something, always turns me on.

And British accents. Mmm.

Hello, Q.

  • 12.16.2012 1:00 PM PDT
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ITT: Two nerds fapping to each other by posting messages on a video games developers off topic forum

  • 12.16.2012 1:01 PM PDT

Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey


Posted by: Ripa of Moram

I'm sure you've managed with larger.

*grinds up against him some more, coaxing shaft to gradually expand further until it hits 30"*

The Great Journey begins now...

*leans over and sniffs up and down his neck before plunging member in an abrupt fashion*

*digs claws into his thighs and begins thrusting at a moderate pace*
*He clenches his jaws as Ripa drives inwards, feeling the tears flowing down the side of his face.*

P-please don't harm your elder!

  • 12.16.2012 1:01 PM PDT

*draws katana*

How dare these two beasts perform indecent acts n this thread! They shall perish!

  • 12.16.2012 1:02 PM PDT
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3rd edition. Now with more grunt.

TFS 4 lyfe


Posted by: lightlamp2
posting messages on a video games developers off topic forum


Do you have a fetish for irony?

  • 12.16.2012 1:02 PM PDT