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Subject: How to be successful
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Success is valued by many people, and is surprisingly easy to achieve. The best way is to find someone who you think was successful, and use their guidelines. Obviously, you need to pick someone who was successful in the same area as you were.

I'm going to pick Ad­o­lf Hit­l­er. He was a very successful person, and I think following in his footsteps would lead to ultimate success. Let's have a look at the things he did.

>Took control of Germany
>Ruled by Dictatorship
>Used his army to spread his influence
>Set up concentration camps to kill hom­ose­xuals, Jews, homeless people and similar
>Started war with multiple countries

First off, we can remove the last one, as that lead to his eventual demise. We can also remove taking control of Germany, as due to modern politics, this is a lot harder. Therefore, we can also remove ruling by dictatorship, and using military force to spread influence, as one cannot be without the other.

However, we still have concentration camps to work with. I believe if we set up hundreds of concentration camps across the world, we (America) can eventually hope to achieve world domination.

However, let's go one further than the dictator. What about, as well as ho­mose­xuals and Jews, we imprison Asians, Blacks, Canadians, Spec Eds, and Mexicans. This is the best way to gain control.

However, I need your help, flood. Will you support me in my effort to make America the greatest and most powerful country out there?

TL;DR: Hit­ler was successful. Let's follow his lead.

  • 12.16.2012 1:36 PM PDT

Why did you click the more button? By accident? Reply is at the bottom...
They call me The Precursor

Nah, i'm happy like this.

  • 12.16.2012 1:37 PM PDT

America is a continent...

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Posted by: SHOOTMEIFUDARE
Nah, i'm happy like this.


Do you not see how great we could be though? America could control most, if not all the world.

  • 12.16.2012 1:38 PM PDT

Bones of my enemies.

But who was toast?

  • 12.16.2012 1:39 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan1995324
America is a continent...


I obviously meant the United States.

You're going into the camp first.

  • 12.16.2012 1:39 PM PDT

Hi

I support this.

  • 12.16.2012 1:44 PM PDT
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I like having sex with moose


Posted by: Pukkarant
I support this.

  • 12.16.2012 1:46 PM PDT

Jack of all trades, master of none.

lol.

OP, I think you need to calm down...

  • 12.16.2012 1:46 PM PDT

iPhone 4S 64GB Black.

My allegiance lies with Europe and the European Union. Not the United States, so no, I will not help you.

  • 12.16.2012 1:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: metoo__mapleleaf

Posted by: Pukkarant
I support this.


Really? I'm trying to get a legitimate point across, and you make a alt, just so you can post in this thread.

Why can't you be more mature?

  • 12.16.2012 1:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: TomoK12
My allegiance lies with Europe and the European Union. Not the United States, so no, I will not help you.


I hope you're good at concentrating...

  • 12.16.2012 1:49 PM PDT

Blind luck always prevails.

Hitler wasn't successful.

His honeymoon consisted of lying dead in a ditch in Berlin, mainly because he was a massive -blam!-head.

  • 12.16.2012 1:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Fatman IV
Hitler wasn't successful.

His honeymoon consisted of lying dead in a ditch in Berlin, mainly because he was a massive -blam!-head.


Of course he was. He controlled a large portion of Europe at one point, and was the ruler of Germany. He is still remembered today. He even wrote his own book.

More than you've ever done.

  • 12.16.2012 1:51 PM PDT

Blind luck always prevails.


Posted by: Metoomaple leaf

Posted by: Fatman IV
Hitler wasn't successful.

His honeymoon consisted of lying dead in a ditch in Berlin, mainly because he was a massive -blam!-head.


Of course he was. He controlled a large portion of Europe at one point, and was the ruler of Germany. He is still remembered today. He even wrote his own book.

More than you've ever done.


The question is why did he try to control Europe? Clearly Hitler never played risk or he'd have gone straight for North America and Oceania. Silly man.

Also, if his book was so good surely he would of written a sequel? Sounds to me as if it must have been a pretty poor read.

  • 12.16.2012 1:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Fatman IV

Posted by: Metoomaple leaf

Posted by: Fatman IV
Hitler wasn't successful.

His honeymoon consisted of lying dead in a ditch in Berlin, mainly because he was a massive -blam!-head.


Of course he was. He controlled a large portion of Europe at one point, and was the ruler of Germany. He is still remembered today. He even wrote his own book.

More than you've ever done.


The question is why did he try to control Europe? Clearly Hitler never played risk or he'd have gone straight for North America and Oceania. Silly man.

Also, if his book was so good surely he would of written a sequel? Sounds to me as if it must have been a pretty poor read.


How about you go take a running jump.

Off a cliff.

  • 12.16.2012 2:02 PM PDT