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Success is valued by many people, and is surprisingly easy to achieve. The best way is to find someone who you think was successful, and use their guidelines. Obviously, you need to pick someone who was successful in the same area as you were.
I'm going to pick Adolf Hitler. He was a very successful person, and I think following in his footsteps would lead to ultimate success. Let's have a look at the things he did.
>Took control of Germany
>Ruled by Dictatorship
>Used his army to spread his influence
>Set up concentration camps to kill homosexuals, Jews, homeless people and similar
>Started war with multiple countries
First off, we can remove the last one, as that lead to his eventual demise. We can also remove taking control of Germany, as due to modern politics, this is a lot harder. Therefore, we can also remove ruling by dictatorship, and using military force to spread influence, as one cannot be without the other.
However, we still have concentration camps to work with. I believe if we set up hundreds of concentration camps across the world, we (America) can eventually hope to achieve world domination.
However, let's go one further than the dictator. What about, as well as homosexuals and Jews, we imprison Asians, Blacks, Canadians, Spec Eds, and Mexicans. This is the best way to gain control.
However, I need your help, flood. Will you support me in my effort to make America the greatest and most powerful country out there?
TL;DR: Hitler was successful. Let's follow his lead.