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Subject: I'm in the library and there's this cute girl in front of me.
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Using a computer. How do I chat her up without seeming awkward?

  • 12.16.2012 1:39 PM PDT

Why did you click the more button? By accident? Reply is at the bottom...
They call me The Precursor

Get naked then fall on top of her while faking a stroke.

  • 12.16.2012 1:39 PM PDT
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Hey, we'll bang okay?

  • 12.16.2012 1:40 PM PDT

Bones of my enemies.


Posted by: SHOOTMEIFUDARE
Get naked then fall on top of her while faking a stroke.

This. Also, have toast in an envelope ready.

  • 12.16.2012 1:40 PM PDT

Free tip: Don't "go out" with someone just because they look good.

  • 12.16.2012 1:40 PM PDT

Make small talk while introducing yourself. Whisper though, remember you're in a library.

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"Hey baby, your Floppy Drive is hanging out."


She will not refuse.

  • 12.16.2012 1:40 PM PDT

Well you just made it awkward for us and yourself because you seen an attractive girl and your first thought was "Let me ask the flood..."

  • 12.16.2012 1:41 PM PDT

GOAT

Excuse me, can you print something for me?

  • 12.16.2012 1:41 PM PDT
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Good, Better, Best. Chuck Norris

Dick in a box.

  • 12.16.2012 1:41 PM PDT

Join the Halo Haven group!


Posted by: SergeantFlood
have toast in an envelope ready.

  • 12.16.2012 1:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mythical Wolf
Free tip: Don't "go out" with someone just because they look good.

Taking girls on date to see if they are worthy to have a relationship with isn't a bad thing.

  • 12.16.2012 1:42 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

Don't.

  • 12.16.2012 1:42 PM PDT

I've seen this thread before...

  • 12.16.2012 1:42 PM PDT

Okay, walk up to her. Look her straight in the eyes and say "Hey babe, you got a shovel in your back pocket? CAUSE I'M DIGGIN' THAT ASS!!"

[Edited on 12.16.2012 1:42 PM PST]

  • 12.16.2012 1:42 PM PDT

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Hey, we'll bang okay?

  • 12.16.2012 1:42 PM PDT

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"Ignorance is a plague."

Close, but the plague killed those infected with it, and the ignorant are still alive.
I wish ignorance was a plague.

Posted by: CLegg2
Well you just made it awkward for us and yourself because you seen an attractive girl and your first thought was "Let me ask the flood..."
If you ask the Flood about girls, it's too late for you.

  • 12.16.2012 1:43 PM PDT

Find my sister!

This thread seems familiar.

Rinse and repeat maybe?

  • 12.16.2012 1:44 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Wait, she's on a computer?

What if she's reading this right now?

  • 12.16.2012 1:45 PM PDT

How long did it take you guys to come up with these terrible pickup lines? Cause we all know you guys didn't think them up yourselves.

  • 12.16.2012 1:45 PM PDT

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Posted by: CLegg2
Well you just made it awkward for us and yourself because you seen an attractive girl and your first thought was "Let me ask the flood..."
If you ask the Flood about girls, it's too late for you.


Sometimes you need the juvenile humor to relieve the stress

  • 12.16.2012 1:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: destroys u
Posted by: CLegg2
Well you just made it awkward for us and yourself because you seen an attractive girl and your first thought was "Let me ask the flood..."
If you ask the Flood about girls, it's too late for you.

Should I just commit suicide right now?

  • 12.16.2012 1:46 PM PDT

Posted by: A sweet noob
Ah, the internet. Where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.

When in doubt, whip it out...

And you sir, seem to be in doubt. Thus, the solution is clear.

  • 12.16.2012 1:48 PM PDT


Posted by: Gaara444
How long did it take you guys to come up with these terrible pickup lines? Cause we all know you guys didn't think them up yourselves.


Actually if you are referring to mine I came up with is myself and proud to say that. It must be pretty good if you think its too original for someone to make up like that.

  • 12.16.2012 1:48 PM PDT

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