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Subject: I'm in the library and there's this cute girl in front of me.


Posted by: SHOOTMEIFUDARE
Get naked then fall on top of her while faking a stroke.


I LOVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU WITH THESE GENIOUS IDEAS!

*kisses on forehead*

  • 12.16.2012 1:49 PM PDT

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Posted by: bobcast
On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

LMAO

And then all of your spaghetti came flying out like a food fight in an Italian restaurant.

  • 12.16.2012 1:49 PM PDT

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Appear behind her and breathe heavily down her neck, then say:

"Hey bbe, wanna go for a ride in my white van?"

[Edited on 12.16.2012 1:51 PM PST]

  • 12.16.2012 1:51 PM PDT

If I haven't fired you yet, it's because I'm still firing your mom in bed.


Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
Appear behind her and breathe heavily down her neck, then say:

"Hey bbe, wanna go for a ride in my maroon van?"

Fix'd for me. Trust me OP, it never fails. I've got children in 47 states because my van is very reliable.

  • 12.16.2012 2:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: SergeantFlood

Posted by: SHOOTMEIFUDARE
Get naked then fall on top of her while faking a stroke.

This. Also, have toast in an envelope ready.


What's up with you and toasts?

  • 12.16.2012 2:49 PM PDT
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Why not start with a simple "Hello"?

  • 12.16.2012 2:52 PM PDT

Tell her she looks like your hot sister.

She will not refuse.

  • 12.16.2012 2:52 PM PDT

Aspiring filmmaker

Girls are evil. Avoid until no longer possible.

  • 12.16.2012 2:53 PM PDT


Posted by: Mythical Wolf
Free tip: Don't "go out" with someone just because they look good.


This. Also, does ANYONE on the Flood have free will? Or does everyone feel the need to Facebook post here?

  • 12.16.2012 2:54 PM PDT

BrAdLeY

touch her arm and say sorry tourettes, Its a great convo starter.

  • 12.16.2012 2:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: infection pro
Girls are evil. Avoid until no longer possible.
Thats a little harsh...

  • 12.16.2012 2:55 PM PDT

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle- victorious"

Asking the flood for girl advice? This isn't going to end well....

  • 12.16.2012 2:56 PM PDT

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Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Wait, she's on a computer?

What if she's reading this right now?


ABANDON THREAD

  • 12.16.2012 2:56 PM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Do you have any toast and envelops nearby or on you?

  • 12.16.2012 2:56 PM PDT

Covan was here, December 20th.

Come back later, after he's out of Parris Island.

Girls like my Russian accent.

  • 12.16.2012 2:57 PM PDT

Its not my actions that define me, but under what light I'm being looked upon.


Me after a physics lecture "So what you're saying is, non of it actually exists"
Yellow box "and I thought we were crazy"

Whatever you do Don't get your mobile out and smirk at whats being typed whilst glancing over in a creepy way...

OH SNAP!

  • 12.16.2012 2:57 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Posted by: Ex0 Dante
Also, does ANYONE on the Flood have free will?

That is the question, isn't it?

Does anyone truly have free will if our very consciousness is merely a result of myriads of chemical reactions in our heads?

Does anyone truly?

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  • 12.16.2012 2:59 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

1. Call her over to your computer.

2. Show her this thread.

3. Post results.

  • 12.16.2012 3:04 PM PDT

Multi-trillionaire modern cowboy.

That's right.


Posted by: CamCamm
Don't.
Pessimist.

"Hey, lady, is word working at your computer?"

  • 12.16.2012 3:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: HALO 1 IS SOLID
Whatever you do Don't get your mobile out and smirk at whats being typed whilst glancing over in a creepy way...

OH SNAP!

I've been smirking at what I'm looking at on my computer but I'm too much of a -blam!- to directly glance at her. We've just been looking at each other through the corner of our eyes for the past 3 or so hours. -blam!- it.

  • 12.16.2012 3:07 PM PDT

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