If I haven't fired you yet, it's because I'm still firing your mom in bed.
Posted by: XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX
Appear behind her and breathe heavily down her neck, then say:
"Hey bbe, wanna go for a ride in my maroon van?"
Fix'd for me. Trust me OP, it never fails. I've got children in 47 states because my van is very reliable.