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Subject: Assassin's Creed 3 is the king of trolls!

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That's right. I just dropped some AOL IM protocol.

Why won't they let me have fun!?!?

I just donned the cape and cowl yesterday at 6 hours!

That's with no vantage points, no almanacs, just point A to point B.

And then AS SOON AS I SEE CONNOR IN UNIFORM, BLAM!, DESMOND MISSION!

Can someone tell me if this game ever gets or stays fun?

  • 12.16.2012 3:51 PM PDT

Connor be ballin, ballin

  • 12.16.2012 3:53 PM PDT


Posted by: xxMayDay31xx
That's with no vantage points, no almanacs, just point A to point B.

No one is forcing you to rush through the main story line.

  • 12.16.2012 3:53 PM PDT
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Connor be ballin, ballin


Jarl Ballin'.

  • 12.16.2012 3:53 PM PDT

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That's right. I just dropped some AOL IM protocol.


Posted by: Angry Cazador

Posted by: xxMayDay31xx
That's with no vantage points, no almanacs, just point A to point B.

No one is forcing you to rush through the main story line.


I only did that because I wanted to get to the Connor part. The point was, even going A to B it took me six freakin hours to play as the guy on the front of the box.

  • 12.16.2012 3:55 PM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

The game lacks some serious polish. I find myself praising moments in it for extreme action and fun and at other times I'm cursing it due to frustrating moments in missions. The game's really on and off in my opinion. However the polish behind it could have used a lot more time.

  • 12.16.2012 3:55 PM PDT

It starts slow, but does get better once you're a real assassin.

  • 12.16.2012 3:56 PM PDT

What doesn't kill you, only makes you stranger

I really enjoyed my time as Haytham. I spent a good 10 hours playing as him.

  • 12.16.2012 3:57 PM PDT

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Posted by: Bryanesie
The game lacks some serious polish. I find myself praising moments in it for extreme action and fun and at other times I'm cursing it due to frustrating moments in missions. The game's really on and off in my opinion. However the polish behind it could have used a lot more time.

They really suckered people with their "oh it's been in development for three years" line. So obviously manipulative. They probably had an artistic rendering of Conner in 2009 and considered the game "in development".

I wouldn't even say the game lacks polish. It's straight up not finished.

  • 12.16.2012 4:07 PM PDT

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Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
Connor be ballin, ballin


Jarl Ballin'.


holla if you need reefer.

  • 12.16.2012 4:08 PM PDT

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes

Assassin's Creed III is about history, not stabbing.

Silly man.

  • 12.16.2012 4:18 PM PDT
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Kill him. With fire.

  • 12.16.2012 4:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: AdmiredAcorn
Assassin's Creed III is about history, not stabbing.

Silly man.


Which is a problem. AC has stabbing first, history second. ACII had mostly stabbing but also quite a bit of history.

ACIII is stabbing-deficient.

  • 12.16.2012 4:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: AdmiredAcorn
Assassin's Creed III is about history, not stabbing.

Silly man.


Which is a problem. AC has stabbing first, history second. ACII had mostly stabbing but also quite a bit of history.

ACIII is stabbing-deficient.
dont forget curb stomping with the horse

  • 12.16.2012 4:22 PM PDT

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes

For those who are unsure about buying the game, here is a review that's pretty accurate. Yahtzee is usually cynical with his reviews, but he's pretty dead-on with this one.

  • 12.16.2012 4:24 PM PDT

it reeeeeeeally disappointed me.

  • 12.16.2012 4:25 PM PDT

Bones of my enemies.


Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
Connor be ballin, ballin

  • 12.16.2012 4:33 PM PDT

I didn't like how buggy it was and how it was missing some small details like how he touches their shoulders when he walked through crowds.. but maybe they just thought that it was a bit creepy.

  • 12.16.2012 4:40 PM PDT

Posted by: AdmiredAcorn
For those who are unsure about buying the game, here is a review that's pretty accurate. Yahtzee is usually cynical with his reviews, but he's pretty dead-on with this one.

-blam!- Yahtzee and his stupid accent. I can't take a guy who speaks like that seriously.

  • 12.16.2012 4:45 PM PDT

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Posted by: zeog

Posted by: BanjoKazooie0
Connor be ballin, ballin


Jarl Ballin'.


Haters ganna hate, haters gonna hate, yo mamma's gonna hate

  • 12.16.2012 4:49 PM PDT