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Subject: Describe your last encounter with a female

Thanks for reading my signature!

Go ahead.

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  • 12.16.2012 5:26 PM PDT
Subject: How was your last toilet visit flud?

/s

Having a hard time bearing down.

  • 12.16.2012 5:28 PM PDT
Subject: Describe your last encounter with a female

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!

Hey, girl I want to talk to you, maybe go to my room for a little boom boom.

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  • 12.16.2012 5:28 PM PDT
Subject: How was your last toilet visit flud?

Did not end to well.

  • 12.16.2012 5:29 PM PDT

Watch out. If I post in your thread, chances are it'll die. I've been cursed, and if I kill your thread, I'm sorry.

not that well. It ended up looking like chocolate milk.

  • 12.16.2012 5:30 PM PDT
Subject: Describe your last encounter with a female

Wow... Title change

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  • 12.16.2012 5:30 PM PDT
Subject: How was your last toilet visit flud?

Halo 3 is where the morons of the universe congregates.

I am thinking of an old story. "Three Billy Goats Gruff" (hint the troll dies at the end)

Posted by: zarrowsmith
If you had an electron microscope, you still couldn't find the -blam!- I don't give.

Not pleasant, a bit explosive if you now what I mean

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  • 12.16.2012 5:30 PM PDT

I released urine and left.

  • 12.16.2012 5:32 PM PDT

Couple hours ago, standard operation. No civilian casualties.

  • 12.16.2012 5:32 PM PDT

Lol, title change.

  • 12.16.2012 5:38 PM PDT

Title change is making all of our replies seem really bad.

  • 12.16.2012 5:39 PM PDT

"Alright mom, sounds good."

  • 12.16.2012 5:40 PM PDT
Subject: Describe your last encounter with a female

I saw my friend at her work and it went well I drop by and see her whenever I can its nice.

  • 12.16.2012 5:41 PM PDT
Subject: How was your last toilet visit flud?

"Need anymore help moving things around? No? Okay, later!"

  • 12.16.2012 5:42 PM PDT
Subject: Describe your last encounter with a female

Gather around the campfire, once it goes out, it's out for good.

Insufficient amounts of white rice. Requesting more provisions.

  • 12.16.2012 5:42 PM PDT
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My mother?

  • 12.16.2012 5:42 PM PDT

I sent her a simple "hello" on facebook, and it got uglier than a "Halo 4 sucks" thread combined with any thread Rose has ever made.

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Posted by: Mastergee
My mother?

  • 12.16.2012 5:43 PM PDT

''Hell is other people.''

Me: "Hey mom! :D"
Mom: "Hi! :D"

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Steam - slamt4stic
Live - SLAMt4stic

Her - "Would you like fries with that?"

Its obvious she wanted the d.

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lots of hugging, bitting and kissing each other's neck and cheeks and lots of eskimo kisses. We're not dating either.
There you go OP.

  • 12.16.2012 5:44 PM PDT
Subject: How was your last toilet visit flud?

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.

Smex

  • 12.16.2012 5:45 PM PDT
Subject: Describe your last encounter with a female

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  • 12.16.2012 5:45 PM PDT

in·dif·fer·ence
the fact or state of being indifferent; lack of care or concern and empathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions.

I had sex with her.

  • 12.16.2012 5:46 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

Sad, because it was at a funeral yesterday.

  • 12.16.2012 5:48 PM PDT

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