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Subject: Flood, it's camping time!


Posted by: alex0612
(I replied in Prison.)



*Fap fap fap fap fap fap*.

  • 12.16.2012 5:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: alex0612
(I replied in Prison.)



*Fap fap fap fap fap fap*.


After fapping you become really hungry

  • 12.16.2012 5:46 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!


Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: alex0612
(I replied in Prison.)



*Fap fap fap fap fap fap*.


After fapping you become really hungry


*Takes piece of bread and butter knife*

I guess my liquids shall substitute for butter.

  • 12.16.2012 5:48 PM PDT


Posted by: Deadlights911
A hot girl walks up to you[/i]
she looks cold so I give her my shirt that I had in my tent. It smells a little funny for some reason

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Posted by: jonat1217

Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: alex0612
(I replied in Prison.)



*Fap fap fap fap fap fap*.


After fapping you become really hungry


*Takes piece of bread and butter knife*

I guess my liquids shall substitute for butter.


(Really dude?)

Suddenly a camper walks up to you and offers you a Twizzler

  • 12.16.2012 5:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: LJ 248

Posted by: Deadlights911
A hot girl walks up to you[/i]
she looks cold so I give her my shirt that I had in my tent. It smells a little funny for some reason


(LOL)

The girl smiles at you and takes the shirt.

As she puts it on she screams noticing that there's crap on the shirt.

She tosses it off and kicks you in the groin

  • 12.16.2012 5:49 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!


Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: jonat1217

Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: alex0612
(I replied in Prison.)



*Fap fap fap fap fap fap*.


After fapping you become really hungry


*Takes piece of bread and butter knife*

I guess my liquids shall substitute for butter.


(Really dude?)

Suddenly a camper walks up to you and offers you a Twizzler


(Yeah, that was pretty gross)

*throws the piece of bread into the woods*

Thank you fellow camper, you just saved my life.

*takes twizzler*

  • 12.16.2012 5:51 PM PDT


Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: LJ 248
*I wake up from my nap and walk outside of my tent shirt-less. I do a couple of Mr. Universe poses to show off my ripped abs and bulging biceps to a few girl campers that I spot about 100 yards away. I am now going to go for a swim in the lake


A hot girl walks up to you
Heyyyyy sexy lady!

  • 12.16.2012 5:52 PM PDT


Posted by: Deadlights911
The girl smiles at you and takes the shirt.

As she puts it on she screams noticing that there's crap on the shirt.

She tosses it off and kicks you in the groin[/i]

As I lay in pain I tell her she was a butter face anyway and she is not worthy of taking a ride on my disco stick.

  • 12.16.2012 5:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: jonat1217

(Yeah, that was pretty gross)

*throws the piece of bread into the woods*

Thank you fellow camper, you just saved my life.

*takes twizzler*


The camper sits down by you

"Camping sucks" he says

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Posted by: LJ 248

Posted by: Deadlights911
The girl smiles at you and takes the shirt.

As she puts it on she screams noticing that there's crap on the shirt.

She tosses it off and kicks you in the groin[/i]

As I lay in pain I tell her she was a butter face anyway and she is not worthy of taking a ride on my disco stick.


She kicks you in the groin again and walks off

  • 12.16.2012 5:55 PM PDT

*uses minecraft survival skills to make himself a torch and some bread*

  • 12.16.2012 5:55 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Posted by: Deadlights911
You violently kill SonoftheShire as it rains.

Oh no! There's no way I could have possibly avoided that!

  • 12.16.2012 5:59 PM PDT

Just remember that no matter how terrible you feel, or how much you want to let go, there are people who care about you and love you.

*Arrives at campsite with a black nerf gun
*Waits to scare the -blam!- out of people.

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I lov teh rabbits nd wanna life off a da fatta da land.


Posted by: Rayzor1995
*Arrives at campsite with a black nerf gun
*Waits to scare the -blam!- out of people.

But suddenly, I take a dump on your black nerf gun.

  • 12.16.2012 6:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: pieman1178

Posted by: Rayzor1995
*Arrives at campsite with a black nerf gun
*Waits to scare the -blam!- out of people.

But suddenly, I take a dump on your black nerf gun.


(That's a lot of dump you're taking man)

  • 12.16.2012 6:02 PM PDT


Posted by: Deadlights911
She kicks you in the groin again and walks off[/i]

I quickly recover. I find a huge rock overlooking the girls camp and I decide to climb it and start doing my yoga exercises. My body is now glistening with sweat dripping down all over my chest and abs. * I am so sexy* I whisper to myself. I notice a girl with 36 dd's

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Posted by: LJ 248

Posted by: Deadlights911
She kicks you in the groin again and walks off[/i]

I quickly recover. I find a huge rock overlooking the girls camp and I decide to climb it and start doing my yoga exercises. My body is now glistening with sweat dripping down all over my chest and abs. * I am so sexy* I whisper to myself. I notice a girl with 36 dd's


(What does 36 dds mean?)

A fellow camper walks up to you

"What the hell are you doing?"

  • 12.16.2012 6:04 PM PDT
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I came for Halo, but I heard the Tru7h, fought thru Carnage, and stayed for Bungie.

No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.--Teddy Roosevelt

I pretends it's Halo matchmaking and I whip out my energy sword and crouch behind the corner as I wait for them to come to me.

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Posted by: CoRaMo
I pretends it's Halo matchmaking and I whip out my energy sword and crouch behind the corner as I wait for them to come to me.


You feel someone touch your shoulder

"TAG! YOU'RE IT!!"

  • 12.16.2012 6:08 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

I poop in 20 containers and leave them open as I put them in random campers tents.

  • 12.16.2012 6:08 PM PDT

(big breast)

I reply: just advertising this masterpiece of a body that I have been blessed with

  • 12.16.2012 6:09 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried

*starts talking to some people to the side*

You know, I killed a man once...with my thumb.

  • 12.16.2012 6:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: LJ 248
(big breast)

I reply: just advertising this masterpiece of a body that I have been blessed with



"Whatever dude"

He looks over at the hot girl

"Damn, is that who you're spying on?"

  • 12.16.2012 6:11 PM PDT


Posted by: Zayah117
I poop in 20 containers and leave them open as I put them in random campers tents.
I grab my gallon of protein powder. What the hell happenef to my whey?

  • 12.16.2012 6:11 PM PDT