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Subject: Flood, it's camping time!
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I lov teh rabbits nd wanna life off a da fatta da land.


Posted by: Zayah117
I poop in 20 containers and leave them open as I put them in random campers tents.

However, your attempt at spreading the smell of your dung failed, for I left my own excrement in the tents first.

  • 12.16.2012 6:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: divine thunder14
*starts talking to some people to the side*

You know, I killed a man once...with my thumb.


"Cool story bro" I say to you

  • 12.16.2012 6:12 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson


Posted by: divine thunder14
*starts talking to some people to the side*

You know, I killed a man once...with my thumb.


I ate a bowl of milk this morning.

Without any nails.

  • 12.16.2012 6:12 PM PDT


Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: CoRaMo
I pretends it's Halo matchmaking and I whip out my energy sword and crouch behind the corner as I wait for them to come to me.


You feel someone touch your shoulder

"TAG! YOU'RE IT!!"


Decapitation then killing spree on whole camp.

  • 12.16.2012 6:13 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson


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Posted by: Zayah117
I poop in 20 containers and leave them open as I put them in random campers tents.

However, your attempt at spreading the smell of your dung failed, for I left my own excrement in the tents first.


*I add my own crap to yours for double the smell*

  • 12.16.2012 6:13 PM PDT


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"Whatever dude"

He looks over at the hot girl

"Damn, is that who you're spying on?"

Yes . That chick be lookin' fine. I'm going to go and talk to her

  • 12.16.2012 6:14 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried


Posted by: Zayah117

Posted by: divine thunder14
*starts talking to some people to the side*

You know, I killed a man once...with my thumb.


I ate a bowl of milk this morning.

Without any nails.
I always walk on my lego carpet...barefoot.

  • 12.16.2012 6:16 PM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

I gotta go to sleep guys it's getting late IRL. See ya. Try to keep this thread alive until morning!

[Edited on 12.16.2012 6:18 PM PST]

  • 12.16.2012 6:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: LJ 248

Posted by:


"Whatever dude"

He looks over at the hot girl

"Damn, is that who you're spying on?"

Yes . That chick be lookin' fine. I'm going to go and talk to her


"I'm coming too"

  • 12.16.2012 6:19 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried

*decides to go to sleep in his tent early*

  • 12.16.2012 6:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: divine thunder14
*decides to go to sleep in his tent early*


You tent smells like crap... literally

  • 12.16.2012 6:21 PM PDT


Posted by: Deadlights911
"I'm coming too"

really? ...punches you in face and knocks you out. No your not...

[Edited on 12.16.2012 6:24 PM PST]

  • 12.16.2012 6:23 PM PDT

I am the Core. And I am not pleased.

(ITT hot girls, craps, jaws, more craps, male model biggots, more craps, murder, more craps, hot girls)

walks towards campsite holding two bags of marshmallows

  • 12.16.2012 6:23 PM PDT
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then a deer comes and kicks u in the face

  • 12.16.2012 6:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Comm Corsair
(ITT hot girls, craps, jaws, more craps, male model biggots, more craps, murder, more craps, hot girls)

walks towards campsite holding two bags of marshmallows


"We're saved!!!" I yell, "One of the campers acted like an idiot and threw our bag of marshmallows into the fire. Good thing you brought more"

  • 12.16.2012 6:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: LJ 248

Posted by: Deadlights911
"I'm coming too"

really? ...punches you in face and knocks you out. No your not...

The camper falls onto the floor unconscious.

You walk over to the hot girl.

She's blonde and wearing tight jeans and a tight, dark blue tank top


[Edited on 12.16.2012 6:28 PM PST]

  • 12.16.2012 6:27 PM PDT

Kyle Kilgore


Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: Comm Corsair
(ITT hot girls, craps, jaws, more craps, male model biggots, more craps, murder, more craps, hot girls)

walks towards campsite holding two bags of marshmallows


"We're saved!!!" I yell, "One of the campers acted like an idiot and threw our bag of marshmallows into the fire. Good thing you brought more"
*eats all the marshmallows.*

  • 12.16.2012 6:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: KILGORE117

Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: Comm Corsair
(ITT hot girls, craps, jaws, more craps, male model biggots, more craps, murder, more craps, hot girls)

walks towards campsite holding two bags of marshmallows


"We're saved!!!" I yell, "One of the campers acted like an idiot and threw our bag of marshmallows into the fire. Good thing you brought more"
*eats all the marshmallows.*


"YOU SICK BASTARD!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!"

I kick you in the groin

  • 12.16.2012 6:28 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go

Am I late for the party? I can't believe I missed this.

*Is a shadowy figure with a horrifying fang-filled grin and black eyes with red irises*

*Vanishes and begins to perfectly imitate the voices of previous victims, mostly curious children before they met their fate*

  • 12.16.2012 6:29 PM PDT

We mouth the vilest sacrament
And adhere to these tacit skirmishes
All for one day ideal and saffron-drenched
We ate each other's hearts out of serving dishes

Hey guys, I'm just gonna go light trees on fire.

  • 12.16.2012 6:29 PM PDT


Posted by: Deadlights911

The camper falls onto the floor unconscious

You walk over to the hot girl.

She's blonde and wearing tight jeans and a tight, dark blue tank top

Hey are you DTF? (down to fornicate)

  • 12.16.2012 6:30 PM PDT

Kyle Kilgore


Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: KILGORE117

Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: Comm Corsair
(ITT hot girls, craps, jaws, more craps, male model biggots, more craps, murder, more craps, hot girls)

walks towards campsite holding two bags of marshmallows


"We're saved!!!" I yell, "One of the campers acted like an idiot and threw our bag of marshmallows into the fire. Good thing you brought more"
*eats all the marshmallows.*


"YOU SICK BASTARD!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!"

I kick you in the groin
*vomits all the marshmallows on you.*

*wild marshmallows eating bear appears*

  • 12.16.2012 6:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: ImperialAdmiral
Am I late for the party? I can't believe I missed this.

*Is a shadowy figure with a horrifying fang-filled grin and black eyes with red irises*

*Vanishes and begins to perfectly imitate the voices of previous victims, mostly curious children before they met their fate*


(You have to start as a camper. You can decide to be a killer later if you want to)

  • 12.16.2012 6:31 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried


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Posted by: divine thunder14
*decides to go to sleep in his tent early*


You tent smells like crap... literally
Thanks, I made it out of my own feces.

[Edited on 12.16.2012 6:33 PM PST]

  • 12.16.2012 6:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: KILGORE117

Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: KILGORE117

Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: Comm Corsair
(ITT hot girls, craps, jaws, more craps, male model biggots, more craps, murder, more craps, hot girls)

walks towards campsite holding two bags of marshmallows


"We're saved!!!" I yell, "One of the campers acted like an idiot and threw our bag of marshmallows into the fire. Good thing you brought more"
*eats all the marshmallows.*


"YOU SICK BASTARD!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!"

I kick you in the groin
*vomits all the marshmallows on you.*

*wild marshmallows eating bear appears*


I flip you off and scream at the bears causing them to run away in fear

  • 12.16.2012 6:32 PM PDT