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Subject: Secret Santa?

So, at my job were doing a secret Santa.
The problem is the person I got...
I know nothing about him.
He always acts like he's a thug or something
And all he talks about is like these stories
Where he almost got jumped or times when
He got so drunk & times with his homies.

Doesn't really help.
Have no clue what to get the person.

Any suggestions?

  • 12.16.2012 7:09 PM PDT

Alcohol.

  • 12.16.2012 7:09 PM PDT

How old is he?

  • 12.16.2012 7:10 PM PDT

Write them a haiku.
Or just randomly broken sentences.
They'll appreciate it.
Or be baffled.
Whatever.

  • 12.16.2012 7:10 PM PDT
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Thank God I got fired before Christmas.

  • 12.16.2012 7:11 PM PDT

Circle Jerkin' I got my wiener workin'

Get him a 40 and a pack of Newport menthols.

[Edited on 12.16.2012 7:15 PM PST]

  • 12.16.2012 7:11 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Get him some brandy.

  • 12.16.2012 7:11 PM PDT


Posted by: mr pie123
Alcohol.


That would be the perfect gift.
But that kind of thing isn't allowed at our work.

  • 12.16.2012 8:15 PM PDT


Posted by: o Angel Beats

Posted by: mr pie123
Alcohol.


That would be the perfect gift.
But that kind of thing isn't allowed at our work.

Non-alcoholic beverage.

  • 12.16.2012 8:16 PM PDT

Baggy jeans

  • 12.16.2012 8:21 PM PDT

Visa gift card.
Problem solved.

  • 12.16.2012 8:21 PM PDT

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Species - Sangheili
Age - 19
Weight - 250lbs
Height - 6'6"
Eye Colour - Grey

I need a secret santa...

I only want love.

  • 12.16.2012 8:22 PM PDT
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Get him a bottle of booze or really big shorts.

  • 12.16.2012 8:36 PM PDT