I need to admit being a god is hard, after all I need to listen to you irritating guys all day, and when thousands of you start talking at once I want to scream. It's pretty annoying.
But, being a god also has its high points, such as, I can cause you as much pain as I want, or I can create universes that would be incomprehensible to even the most intelligent human being.
Anyway, I'm no longer ashamed of what I am, in fact I'm quite proud.
I feel better now.