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Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

...after locking the helicopter door, you are in a Call of Duty game, and you are not the hero.

What do you do?

  • 12.16.2012 10:47 PM PDT

GOAT

Make sure the hero is in the copter, so that way I know I'll live.

  • 12.16.2012 10:47 PM PDT

in·dif·fer·ence
the fact or state of being indifferent; lack of care or concern and empathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions.

Prepare for my imminent death

  • 12.16.2012 10:48 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

Win

  • 12.16.2012 10:48 PM PDT
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Halo CE- Amazing
Halo 2- Revolutionary
Halo 3- Masterpiece
Halo Reach- The Black Sheep of the bunch
Halo 4- Incredible

Did you know that 93% of all statistics on the internet are made up on the spot, and that 68% of readers believe them?

Return disk or use as makeshift frisbee.

  • 12.16.2012 10:48 PM PDT

Bones of my enemies.

Nuke everything from orbit, obviously.

  • 12.16.2012 10:49 PM PDT

All of the above

  • 12.16.2012 10:49 PM PDT

XxXD3LuuX3 X luuC1d17YXxX

Equip martyrdom.

Hero can suck my exploding dick after he kills me.

  • 12.16.2012 10:49 PM PDT

"Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength"


Posted by: BlackHeaven
Make sure the hero is in the copter, so that way I know I'll live.



"MAYDAY MAYDAY, WE'RE GOING DOWN!"

*copter crashes violently"


*the hero wakes up, looks around and realizes he is miraculously the only survivor*


you were saying?

  • 12.16.2012 10:50 PM PDT

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

If you're interested in Halo's music, check this out.

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Speaking of chuckles, let's all lol at IonicPaul, who makes friends with bugs to make up for his lack of human contact.

Become predator drone.

The protagonist takes control of my stick for a few minutes and then I fly off.

  • 12.16.2012 10:50 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

Become the Deuteragonist.

  • 12.16.2012 10:51 PM PDT

GOAT


Posted by: KUZOKU85

Posted by: BlackHeaven
Make sure the hero is in the copter, so that way I know I'll live.



"MAYDAY MAYDAY, WE'RE GOING DOWN!"

*copter crashes violently"


*the hero wakes up, looks around and realizes he is miraculously the only survivor*


you were saying?


You doubt my flying skills?

  • 12.16.2012 10:51 PM PDT

I got a couple of regrettable tattoos but, you can't see 'em when I wear a black suit.
Click here for a good photo to laugh at

I don't understand this thread, what helicopter door? Why am I not the hero?

  • 12.16.2012 10:52 PM PDT

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.


Posted by: SergeantFlood
Nuke everything from orbit, obviously.

This joke works on two levels.

[Edited on 12.16.2012 10:52 PM PST]

  • 12.16.2012 10:52 PM PDT

Explode because the hero is in the helicopter behind me.

  • 12.16.2012 10:52 PM PDT

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If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

Kill the hero and become the hero.

  • 12.16.2012 10:54 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: NAC Renegade
Explode because the hero is in the helicopter behind me.
or worse, you are in the chopper across from him.

Everyone ALWAYS dies in that one.

  • 12.16.2012 10:56 PM PDT

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not sure.


Posted by: Omega Travis

Posted by: SergeantFlood
Nuke everything from orbit, obviously.

This joke works on two levels.

In fact that sequence carried over two levels which adds a whole other level to the joke.

  • 12.16.2012 10:56 PM PDT

Ima Bee


Posted by: BlackHeaven

Posted by: KUZOKU85

Posted by: BlackHeaven
Make sure the hero is in the copter, so that way I know I'll live.



"MAYDAY MAYDAY, WE'RE GOING DOWN!"

*copter crashes violently"


*the hero wakes up, looks around and realizes he is miraculously the only survivor*


you were saying?


You doubt my flying skills?


i do.

  • 12.16.2012 11:12 PM PDT
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Shut the -blam!- up. Go fap to math or something.

Log in to old permad account on accident - Lose Blue Bar. Well -blam!-.

Turn the damn Chopper around, or hope my name is Price.

  • 12.16.2012 11:14 PM PDT
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I may not be the hero, but I am the escort. And an extremely incompetent one at that.

  • 12.16.2012 11:14 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

It's okay. If I'm not the player, than I'm probably the Squad leader. (Sgt. Foley, Capt. Price, Sgt. Roebuck, etc.)

  • 12.16.2012 11:18 PM PDT
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Doesnt the hero die in almost every CoD

  • 12.16.2012 11:20 PM PDT

Vae Victis!


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
Become the Deuteragonist.


This.

"HERO!!! TAKE OUT THOSE SAM TURRETS WITH THE MINIGUN!!!"

  • 12.16.2012 11:20 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

Realize that he's the pilot, and know that he's the only that lives when this thing crashes....

  • 12.16.2012 11:21 PM PDT

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