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Subject: know any good anti-jokes?
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Anti jokes are jokes that start off one way, then have a punchline so unexpected/unfunny that its funny.

Example:

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a bus.

  • 12.17.2012 8:19 AM PDT

<(-_-)> Teh mokey is not amused

>Laughed at OP
>Is going to hell

  • 12.17.2012 8:20 AM PDT
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A man walks in to a bar.


His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

  • 12.17.2012 8:21 AM PDT
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Wasn't this thread made about two weeks ago? And it got some really lame jokes?

Well, let's spin the wheel of repetition, and I'll go.

How many dead babies does it take to paint your roof?

Depends on how hard you throw them.


  • 12.17.2012 8:22 AM PDT

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Have Fai7h

My old Halo account: karsttheninja99

What did the black man say when he got home from work?




















"Hi honey I'm home"

  • 12.17.2012 8:22 AM PDT

"why did sally fall off the swingset?"

"she has no arms"

"knock knock?"

"who's there?"

"not sally"

  • 12.17.2012 8:22 AM PDT

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?









It was a trick question; feminists can't change anything.

  • 12.17.2012 8:23 AM PDT

hmm

Whats sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac?

They were my friends.

  • 12.17.2012 8:24 AM PDT

What's a pilot called that's a Muslim?

A terrorist.

  • 12.17.2012 8:25 AM PDT

Why did the black man have my wallet?









He saw me drop it earlier on and had finally found me so he could return it to me.

  • 12.17.2012 8:26 AM PDT

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out"
- Bill Hicks

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?








One, changing a lightbulb is a fairly rudimentary task for a professional.

  • 12.17.2012 8:26 AM PDT
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How many American army devisions does it take to change an Afghan light bulb?

  • 12.17.2012 8:28 AM PDT

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?



Being shot in the head.

  • 12.17.2012 8:28 AM PDT
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Posted by: LC o MagiikZ
What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?


The holocaust

  • 12.17.2012 8:30 AM PDT

"Knock knock"














"Come in".

  • 12.17.2012 8:30 AM PDT

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked "Why the long face?"

The horse relied, "Cancer"

  • 12.17.2012 8:32 AM PDT

What did batman say to robin before he got in the car














get in the car

  • 12.17.2012 8:35 AM PDT

Pass the controller bro


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What did batman say to robin before he got in the car














get in the car

>thish ishnt a cahrr

  • 12.17.2012 8:39 AM PDT

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What's a pilot called that's a Muslim?

A terrorist.

urdoinitwrong

OT: posted a decent anti-joke a few days ago, Flood went mad. When it comes to offensive jokes, this place is casual beyond belief.

[Edited on 12.17.2012 8:46 AM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 8:45 AM PDT