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Subject: Why does Batman talk retarded.
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So I'm not the biggest fan of Batman movies or stories, but my girlfriend insisted on me watching them.

We decided to watch The Dark Knight. The moment I heard Batman talking I burst out laughing and I just couldn't stop. She told me he had some kind of voice deforming apparatus build in his suit but I didn't care anymore.

I always thought of Batman as some kind of a cool superhero, but man I laughed so hard. The one liners were cheesy, but that voice he makes while wearing his suit makes it so laughable I just couldn't take the entire storie serious anymore.

For me there's no way to ever see a Batman movie again without remembering the 20 packages a day badass smoker voice didn't this bother anybody else? I mean come on what were they thinking?

[Edited on 12.17.2012 8:48 AM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 8:47 AM PDT

Posted by: IrIsHmAn04
no its legit, i used coordinates, set weapon timers the works.

Well, what do you want him to do? Announce that he is Bruce Wayne?

  • 12.17.2012 8:48 AM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!

I find it funny how he has to pause half way through all his sentences just to get his breath back.

  • 12.17.2012 8:48 AM PDT

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  • 12.17.2012 8:49 AM PDT

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  • 12.17.2012 8:49 AM PDT

He threw down a glove you made the mistake
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You know you don't have a chance.

Posted by: Koolen
For me there's no way to ever see a Batman movie again without remembering the 20 packages a day badass smoker voice didn't this bother anybody else? I mean come on what were they thinking?

Only Nolan Batman talks like that. So you can watch any batman that isn't made by Nolan.

HOWEVER! Don't watch Batman & Robin. Don't.

  • 12.17.2012 8:49 AM PDT

The one thing that NEEDS to be removed from Batman fiction.

  • 12.17.2012 8:51 AM PDT

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HOWEVER! Don't watch Batman & Robin. Don't.

>not watching Batman and Robin
Heh

  • 12.17.2012 8:51 AM PDT

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Posted by: Koolen
She told me he had some kind of voice deforming apparatus build in his suit
Ummm dafuq? NO!
Does it to "mask" his identity/voice. It's weird i know... but just go with it.

It's freaking Batman!

  • 12.17.2012 8:52 AM PDT

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Posted by: Fridge Gnome
This is why

Lol'd.

  • 12.17.2012 8:53 AM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

They should've gotten Louis Armstrong to play him.

  • 12.17.2012 8:54 AM PDT

Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on.

So that people don't recognise his voice, obviously

  • 12.17.2012 8:55 AM PDT
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Posted by: Fridge Gnome
This is why

Lol'd.
I like the joker interrogation one.

Anway OP, his voice isn't retarded. It must be a problem with your ears, they might be retarded.

  • 12.17.2012 8:56 AM PDT

Because he's Batman!

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This is why

Lol'd.
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  • 12.17.2012 8:57 AM PDT

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Was really the only irritant in the Nolan trilogy of Bat-flicks as far as i'm concerned.

  • 12.17.2012 8:58 AM PDT
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If feels so.. forced. He tries to hard. It's like he's actually putting to much effort in trying to sound batass (yes the t was intentional)

It reminds me of an 8 year old pretending to be his own father on the telephone in order to call himself sick for school.

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  • 12.17.2012 9:23 AM PDT

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Posted by: Koolen
If feels so.. forced. He tries to hard. It's like he's actually putting to much effort in trying to sound batass (yes the t was intentional)


Or just...making himself not be recognised.

No that can't be it!

  • 12.17.2012 9:25 AM PDT

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This is why

I came to this thread thinking someone would link this almost immediately. I leave happy.

  • 12.17.2012 9:26 AM PDT

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Relevant.

  • 12.17.2012 9:26 AM PDT

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I'm batman

  • 12.17.2012 9:26 AM PDT

So that he can disguise his voice so that he won't be recognised and so that he can sound intimidating.

  • 12.17.2012 9:28 AM PDT

If you're passionate about the thing you're talking about, I'll always lend an ear.

becuz u touch urself at nite.

  • 12.17.2012 10:06 AM PDT

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He needs to disguise his voice.

Imagine if Donald Trump became a masked vigilante. As soon as someone hears his annoying voice, they'll know who he is. So Donald decides to disguise his voice by deepthroating rusty nails before heading out for the night.

  • 12.17.2012 10:09 AM PDT

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