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Subject: Ruin The Hobbit for me! *Spoilers*

Why don't we just share the hill?

Tell me what happens in The Hobbit, ruin it for me.

  • 12.17.2012 12:45 PM PDT

Bilbo goes on a journey that is quite unexpected.

  • 12.17.2012 12:46 PM PDT

Hi! How you doin'?

Sometimes, all you need are a couple giant explosions to get you through the day.

Read the book.

  • 12.17.2012 12:46 PM PDT

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Snape kills Dumbledore.

  • 12.17.2012 12:46 PM PDT

Well uhhhh everyone survives so far.

  • 12.17.2012 12:46 PM PDT

I'm going to invade your heart like a barn swallow high on milk chocolate and grandma love.

Fairness is only possible within the limited powers of man. Elsewhere, there is only chance.

Thus I refute thee.

Bilbo eats Gollum.

  • 12.17.2012 12:47 PM PDT

Posted by: SonicJohn
Snape kills Dumbledore*.


*Gandalf

  • 12.17.2012 12:47 PM PDT
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A midget with furry feet goes on an adventure with a bunch of dwarves to steal gold from puff the magic dragon.

  • 12.17.2012 12:47 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Gandalf discloses his potato collection.

  • 12.17.2012 12:48 PM PDT
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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me"

- Batman

Read the book.

  • 12.17.2012 12:49 PM PDT

He threw down a glove you made the mistake
Of picking it up now you're gone
The choosing of guns or fighting with swords
The choice of weapons is done
He'll tear you apart as soon as you start
You know you don't have a chance.

So... You didn't read the book?

  • 12.17.2012 12:50 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's Father.

  • 12.17.2012 12:50 PM PDT

we ahve to durstoy teh ring
no biblo u r teh ring
nd den biblo wuz ring

  • 12.17.2012 12:50 PM PDT
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I be trippin'.

Bilbo doesn't want to adventure.

Gandalf and the 13 Dwarves need him for mission.

Bilbo- "lol no, wait... ok fine"

Fight trolls, orc riders, TO RIVENDELL

Enter Radagast the Brown Wizard, Necromancer subplot

Bilbo and co leave, but get trapped by Goblins!

Bilbo falls down hole and steals Ring from Gollum, Gollum is teh sad

Thorin wiffs and gets maced in the face, then Eagles

Smaug eye

End

  • 12.17.2012 1:04 PM PDT