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Subject: If There Were a Bungie.net Santa...

@Helveck

Just an Average Joe...

Pretend for a moment, we're all invited somewhere for a Bungie Community Christmas part. All active members and moderators are present, as well as employees. Unfortunately, on this day, the real Santa is unable to make it, so it's up to us as a team to nominate the best choice for a fill-in Santa Claus.

Now many things must be considered when deciding, like how jolly and kind the person may be, as well as who is able to pass judgement on those that have not been good this year, with the ability to do so in a very tactful manner. As well, it would be wise to consider who might be particular generous in nature.

When you have spent many hours of deep thought and reflection on this matter, feel free to reply!

TOP NOMINEES SO FAR:

Recon Number 54
Achronos
Sage

[Edited on 12.17.2012 1:45 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 1:00 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

I think Achronos would be best Santa, he is tough but fair and his decisions are guided by logic.

  • 12.17.2012 1:02 PM PDT

Sken.

  • 12.17.2012 1:02 PM PDT

Whisper Game Studios - shhhh, it's a public secret.
Webcam MVP
Sarsion.net
Bnet PM Policy

[*Please note that anything in my posts is likely to be filled with sarcasm, and should be taken with a pinch of salt. I tend to help people, usually*]

Ctrl-F'd "dragon". Was disappointed. Where's the sleigh-dragging dragons?!

Also, Recon. There is no other answer. He's the only person jolly enough.

  • 12.17.2012 1:02 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: SonicJohn
Ctrl-F'd "dragon". Was disappointed. Where's the sleigh-dragging dragons?!

Also, Recon. There is no other answer. He's the only person jolly enough.


He also does have that long old man beard

[Edited on 12.17.2012 1:03 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 1:03 PM PDT

Whisper Game Studios - shhhh, it's a public secret.
Webcam MVP
Sarsion.net
Bnet PM Policy

[*Please note that anything in my posts is likely to be filled with sarcasm, and should be taken with a pinch of salt. I tend to help people, usually*]


Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: SonicJohn
Ctrl-F'd "dragon". Was disappointed. Where's the sleigh-dragging dragons?!

Also, Recon. There is no other answer. He's the only person jolly enough.


He also does have that long old man beard
Tried to M. Night Shyamalan you all, but you ruined it :(

  • 12.17.2012 1:04 PM PDT
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Urk! Surely it's obvious! He has the beard, the jolliness and the marvelousness required to spread Christmas joy around not just Bungie, but the world!

  • 12.17.2012 1:09 PM PDT

Perpetual Ninja in training.

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."

DMH

Los Paranoias

heh :3

  • 12.17.2012 1:11 PM PDT

You just lost the game. Now facepalm yourself for clicking this :P

I vote Stosh.

  • 12.17.2012 1:13 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Achronos would make an awesome Santa.

  • 12.17.2012 1:14 PM PDT

Who am I?

mah twitter


Posted by: SonicJohn
Recon. There is no other answer. He's the only person jolly enough.
Agreed.

  • 12.17.2012 1:15 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Bungie Sam
Achronos would make an awesome Santa.


Remember the pic from last year of him wearing reindeer antlers?

  • 12.17.2012 1:15 PM PDT

Have you seen my mind anywhere? I seem to have lost it...

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I have seen you future

The soul. He's been telling us when we've been naughty for years.

  • 12.17.2012 1:16 PM PDT
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Posted by: Der Todesengel
This doesn't mean I don't still hate you


WorkPLace l Mythics l Regulars

RIP BerserkerBarage DeathPimp72

You mean....there isn't a B.Net Santa!?!?!

  • 12.17.2012 1:30 PM PDT

@JosephBiwald
View my Art

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Achronos

  • 12.17.2012 1:32 PM PDT

Progo, Shrew, Chryso, all are the same.

Sage, just bleach the beard.

  • 12.17.2012 1:33 PM PDT

@spaboolly

I hear evilcam is a pretty jolly guy.

(PS- Can I be the grinch?)

  • 12.17.2012 1:34 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Posted by: spartain ken 15
Posted by: Bungie Sam
Achronos would make an awesome Santa.

Remember the pic from last year of him wearing reindeer antlers?
I probably saw it but cannot recall it.

  • 12.17.2012 1:34 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything

Don't tell Sage, he'll nerf it.

  • 12.17.2012 1:35 PM PDT

@spawn031

"So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories." John Williams

Achronos is best Santa.

  • 12.17.2012 1:43 PM PDT

I remember when I used this space to put cool looking links to my chapters back in the day. I don't even know why I'm using it now. Why are you even reading this? You must be interested in me. Still reading?

I'm thinking Recon Number 54.

  • 12.17.2012 1:44 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


Posted by: spawn031
Achronos is best Santa.

D'aaawwww soooo kewt.
OT: recon ftw

  • 12.17.2012 1:46 PM PDT


Posted by: spawn031
Achronos is best Santa.


Hahaha, I forgot about that picture, the only choice is Achronosanta.

  • 12.17.2012 1:49 PM PDT

And so the war of Gods and Demons shall begin. Tomorrow will end with your heart in my hand!

Love ya! =3

Either Achronos or urk.

  • 12.17.2012 2:04 PM PDT

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Achronos would give you a "Ban" pillow.

  • 12.17.2012 2:05 PM PDT

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