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Subject: Common Cold Cure?

Anyone know it? I need it. I need it now.


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  • 12.17.2012 1:21 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

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  • 12.17.2012 1:21 PM PDT

+1 for you good sir.

Some warm soup. Maybe try some tea or something.

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  • 12.17.2012 1:22 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

Have you tried HIV infection?

  • 12.17.2012 1:22 PM PDT

Disregard Females, acquire currency.

Go swimming in freezing cold water.

  • 12.17.2012 1:22 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

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Hot tea, Hot soup, rest, and a decongestant/expectorant.

  • 12.17.2012 1:23 PM PDT
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  • 12.17.2012 1:23 PM PDT

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  • 12.17.2012 1:23 PM PDT

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Death

The only two valid answers.

  • 12.17.2012 1:23 PM PDT
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  • 12.17.2012 1:24 PM PDT

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Collect and culture a sample of the Rhinovirus you are being infected by. Take said sample and heat it until it is mostly killed off. Inject yourself with your newly created vaccine.

  • 12.17.2012 1:24 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

I lick toilet seats sometimes? Best way to get rid of poison is to use a stronger poison. Like e-coli.

  • 12.17.2012 1:24 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

Common Heat?

  • 12.17.2012 1:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: mister death
I lick toilet seats sometimes? Best way to get rid of poison is to use a stronger poison. Like e-coli.

Lick door knobs. They're much dirtier then toilet seats.

  • 12.17.2012 1:26 PM PDT

Blankets

  • 12.17.2012 1:27 PM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

Posted by: Queen Chrysalis
Posted by: mister death
I lick toilet seats sometimes? Best way to get rid of poison is to use a stronger poison. Like e-coli.

Lick door knobs. They're much dirtier then toilet seats.

Inb4 this leads to a chain of replies culminating in somebody's mother.

[Edited on 12.17.2012 1:27 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 1:27 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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No, but for some relief..

Vick's Vapor Rub
Humidifier
Vitamin C
Hot tea with honey and lemon

  • 12.17.2012 1:33 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Cannot cure, it will continue to mutate.

Try uncommon heat.

[Edited on 12.17.2012 1:35 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 1:34 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~


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Posted by: mister death
I lick toilet seats sometimes? Best way to get rid of poison is to use a stronger poison. Like e-coli.

Lick door knobs. They're much dirtier then toilet seats.

Good point. But what if you just eat the poop directly?
I heard door knobs were quite dirty though.
OT: The cold doesn't last very long anyways.

  • 12.17.2012 1:36 PM PDT