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Subject: Jokes you never got or laughed at.

Anything in relation with the word "jew". Never found the humor in those jokes.

You?

  • 12.17.2012 1:51 PM PDT

Hitler said a glass of juice not gas the jews

  • 12.17.2012 1:52 PM PDT

My honor student can beat up your honor student.

Dead baby jokes. How can those jokes, let alone the subject matter of infant death, ever be funny?

  • 12.17.2012 1:52 PM PDT

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Female sterotypes, such as women being bad drivers.

  • 12.17.2012 1:52 PM PDT


Posted by: CharlesBrown33
Hitler said a glass of juice not gas the jews




Didn't laugh.

  • 12.17.2012 1:52 PM PDT

Dude What.

The old "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. I never really thought about it until a few months ago, and I came to the realization that the joke is how insanely stupid the joke is.

  • 12.17.2012 1:53 PM PDT

"thats homo-blam!-" or "jew" jokes like you said. they are so overused, i cringe often times people say them.

[Edited on 12.17.2012 1:53 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 1:53 PM PDT
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*wonders how New Clan Recruitment For Shadow Pack thread gets 55 replies*

*reads "Hi I'm Ashley. . ." *

[Question Answered]

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Posted by: MickelPickel
How can those jokes, let alone the subject matter of infant death, ever be funny?
You have no sense of humor and take your life too serious. Move up in society.

  • 12.17.2012 1:54 PM PDT

Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

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The French flag on the moon.

  • 12.17.2012 1:54 PM PDT


Posted by: CharlesBrown33


That was bad and you should feel bad.

  • 12.17.2012 1:54 PM PDT

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I had a very similar thing, only I threw a 14 story building out of a pool and hit a kid on a paper aeroplane.


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Posted by: Dude Wat
The old "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. I never really thought about it until a few months ago, and I came to the realization that the joke is how insanely stupid the joke is.


It's about the death of a chicken. How is that funny?

  • 12.17.2012 1:54 PM PDT

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They are that bad I have forgotten them.

  • 12.17.2012 1:54 PM PDT
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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: MickelPickel
Dead baby jokes. How can those jokes, let alone the subject matter of infant death, ever be funny?


You're an idoit. Clearly, we are talking about newborns, not infants.

  • 12.17.2012 1:55 PM PDT

Dude What.


Posted by: shadowknight566

Posted by: Dude Wat
The old "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. I never really thought about it until a few months ago, and I came to the realization that the joke is how insanely stupid the joke is.


It's about the death of a chicken. How is that funny?


wat. The 'joke' has nothing to do with a dying chicken.

  • 12.17.2012 1:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: Green Rey
Anything in relation with the word "jew". Never found the humor in those jokes.

You?
So I take it you don't like South Park.

  • 12.17.2012 1:58 PM PDT

My honor student can beat up your honor student.


Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: MickelPickel
Dead baby jokes. How can those jokes, let alone the subject matter of infant death, ever be funny?


You're an idoit. Clearly, we are talking about newborns, not infants.
Ooops, my bad, it totally makes sense to me now! Thanks!

  • 12.17.2012 1:59 PM PDT

Posted by: CND AAA Beef

Posted by: Green Rey
Anything in relation with the word "jew". Never found the humor in those jokes.

You?
So I take it you don't like South Park.
Its funny that you mention. No i actually don't watch it.

  • 12.17.2012 2:00 PM PDT
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Writer's Corner
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: MickelPickel

Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: MickelPickel
Dead baby jokes. How can those jokes, let alone the subject matter of infant death, ever be funny?


You're an idoit. Clearly, we are talking about newborns, not infants.
Ooops, my bad, it totally makes sense to me now! Thanks!


Your welcome. It's a common misconception

  • 12.17.2012 2:00 PM PDT

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Posted by: kimy1688
The French flag on the moon.
I don't really know what this is but it made me laugh.

  • 12.17.2012 2:03 PM PDT


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Posted by: kimy1688
The French flag on the moon.
I don't really know what this is but it made me laugh.

  • 12.17.2012 2:07 PM PDT

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Racist jokes. Ive always thought there was a better way to joke than of people ethnicity and or race.

  • 12.17.2012 2:08 PM PDT


Posted by: kimy1688
The French flag on the moon.


French rifle on Ebay: "Dropped once, never fired."

  • 12.17.2012 2:08 PM PDT

I tend to not remember "unfunny" jokes

  • 12.17.2012 2:13 PM PDT

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Jew jokes and stereotypes.

  • 12.17.2012 2:17 PM PDT
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The ankel bracelet gag in The Naked Gun, i really dont get it.

  • 12.17.2012 2:17 PM PDT

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