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  • Subject: I stepped on a snail today...
Subject: I stepped on a snail today...

First I felt horrified, because the snail was pouring through my toes... Bleh!

But now, a couple of minutes later, i feel guilty... I should have seen it.

Is this normal? Feeling guilty because of accidently stepping on a snail??

  • 12.17.2012 2:22 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Survival of the fittest. Don't feel bad.

  • 12.17.2012 2:22 PM PDT

Love your friends, Die laughing.

Eat it.


Make it count.

  • 12.17.2012 2:23 PM PDT

Posted by: A sweet noob
Ah, the internet. Where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.

YOU MONSTER. Did you at least give him a proper burial?

  • 12.17.2012 2:23 PM PDT

On the Left

Godshatter: I can go all the way with someone without being attracted to them.
CamCamm: How does that work?
Godshatter: I'm easily aroused by anything that moves. It's a curse.
Brain says 'No, that's ugly', body says 'ugly is fine with me'.

I might. Poor snail was doing nothing to us. Just there, laying still. I try to avoid them when I see them.

  • 12.17.2012 2:23 PM PDT
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O o
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Did you tbag him after your flawless victory? I'd montage it and post on youtube.

  • 12.17.2012 2:23 PM PDT

Don't LOL if you aren't L'inOL.

Halo: Reach
Halo 3
Halo ODST

You should feel bad. Very bad.

  • 12.17.2012 2:23 PM PDT

You murderer!

  • 12.17.2012 2:23 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

Posted by: kimy1688
You should feel bad. Very bad.

  • 12.17.2012 2:24 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

i stepped on a lego

  • 12.17.2012 2:25 PM PDT
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I ran over a dog once :/

  • 12.17.2012 2:26 PM PDT


Posted by: Koolen
Did you tbag him after your flawless victory? I'd montage it and post on youtube.


Don't forget to add the Dubstep!

  • 12.17.2012 2:26 PM PDT
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Life is essentially just a bunch of chemicals put together. Personality is just an illusion. Don't sweat it. Just imagine you stepped on a beaker full of chemicals. Same thing.

  • 12.17.2012 2:28 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

You monster.

  • 12.17.2012 2:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pong Krell
I ran over a dog once :/
YOU -blam!-!

  • 12.17.2012 2:36 PM PDT

You just lost the game. Now facepalm yourself for clicking this :P

Seems like they let anything pass through the Flood these days... Oh wait, it's the Flood.

OT: He absorbed the snail's soul! He is... SNAILBORN!

  • 12.17.2012 2:36 PM PDT


Posted by: ParanoidHipster
Life is essentially just a bunch of chemicals put together. Personality is just an illusion. Don't sweat it. Just imagine you stepped on a beaker full of chemicals. Same thing.
Except his foot didn't melt off.

OT: I would have salted it.

  • 12.17.2012 2:38 PM PDT
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Two movies you should watch: Fight Club and Pineapple Express

"Wait. What do you mean, it's dead?"
"If marijuana is not legal within the next five years I have no faith left in humanity, period. Everyone likes smoking weed. They have for thousands of years. They're not going to stop anytime soon. You know? It makes everything better. Makes food taste better, makes music better. It makes sex feel better for God's sake. It makes -blam!- movies better you know?"


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Posted by: ParanoidHipster
Life is essentially just a bunch of chemicals put together. Personality is just an illusion. Don't sweat it. Just imagine you stepped on a beaker full of chemicals. Same thing.
Except his foot didn't melt off.

OT: I would have salted it.

I've done this before if I remember right.

  • 12.17.2012 2:52 PM PDT