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Subject: John's surname.

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

I couldn't think of any other forum to put this on (you may say flood), but come up with an interesting or funny surname(s) for John (Master Chief, for those who don't know).

My personal suggestion is Johnson.

  • 07.05.2006 11:49 AM PDT
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Yes, Flood.

  • 07.05.2006 11:50 AM PDT

Quae caret ora cruore nostro?
P.S. I love you.

John johnathin jenkins.

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john jacob jingleheimer shmitt.

his name is my name too.
whenever i go out, the people always shout,
john jacob jingleheimer shmitt.

  • 07.05.2006 11:52 AM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

Posted by: Wuyie
John J. John...the middle J?...obviously it stands for Jezuthcuchian...


not john then.

  • 07.05.2006 11:52 AM PDT

* Pr: ĭnʹtərnĕts: "I hear there's rumors on the uh (pause), Internets...

John 117.

I know it sounds weird, but that's what they call him in the books.

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Posted by: Chief 473801
john jacob jingleheimer shmitt.

his name is my name too.
whenever i go out, the people always shout,
john jacob jingleheimer shmitt.




Screw you. Every time I come up with something funny; someone beats me to it.

  • 07.05.2006 11:57 AM PDT
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Why is that?

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Posted by: AJaflame
Why is that?


Because of certain dumb people on the forum...

Not you, btw...

[Edited on 7/5/2006]

  • 07.05.2006 11:59 AM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

Posted by: Wuyie
Im offically changin my name to "WuyieFlame"......


that's just making it too obvious.

  • 07.05.2006 12:00 PM PDT
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If not me then who? I must know. Even if I have to sound dumb to do it.

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Posted by: darthbob
John 117.

I know it sounds weird, but that's what they call him in the books.


that's not his real last name. that's his military identification when the marines took him to train.

  • 07.05.2006 12:02 PM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

Posted by: AJaflame
If not me then who? I must know. Even if I have to sound dumb to do it.


me...and wuyieflame.

  • 07.05.2006 12:03 PM PDT
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Ah. Thanks. But I was going to say something stupid. Just the other guy beat me to it.

Liek I freekin hat u nowe fr beeting mee 2 taht post!

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Johnathan Tuttle (if you've ever watched M.A.S.H. then you'll know what i'm talkin about)

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Posted by: Wuyie
Been reading wtf's posts huh AJ?


It's just sad, really...
Oh, and when I told him I could see his join date, he hasn't written back yet rofl!!!

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Nah, I just enjoy the occasional explosion of 733t speak. (also known as idiot language)

  • 07.05.2006 12:12 PM PDT