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Subject: Alpha males

So Flood are you an alpha male?

How much do you lift? How many girls do you get? How many people do you fight?

I am curious, Flood. Please tell me about a day in the life of an alpha male

  • 12.17.2012 3:18 PM PDT
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Do you even lift?

  • 12.17.2012 3:18 PM PDT
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OP is beta

  • 12.17.2012 3:19 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

OP is gamma.

  • 12.17.2012 3:19 PM PDT

OP is delta

  • 12.17.2012 3:22 PM PDT
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OP is zeta

[Edited on 12.17.2012 3:22 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 3:22 PM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

I'm such an alpha male that I am in jail for multiple homicides and sex crimes.

  • 12.17.2012 3:22 PM PDT

I am a delta force operator from mother ship zeta

  • 12.17.2012 3:24 PM PDT
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They call me graland.

Only self-absorbed losers worry about "alphas" or "betas."

  • 12.17.2012 3:24 PM PDT
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Two movies you should watch: Fight Club and Pineapple Express

"Wait. What do you mean, it's dead?"
"If marijuana is not legal within the next five years I have no faith left in humanity, period. Everyone likes smoking weed. They have for thousands of years. They're not going to stop anytime soon. You know? It makes everything better. Makes food taste better, makes music better. It makes sex feel better for God's sake. It makes -blam!- movies better you know?"

Assuming all alpha males act like that. You do have me curious though. Are you really a depressed beta or just trolling?

  • 12.17.2012 3:25 PM PDT

Alt account #4 because i can!

I'm no alpha, but when an Alpha steps up, i knock their ass out.

thats happened at least 5 times over the span of 7 years.

  • 12.17.2012 3:25 PM PDT
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"Hoc volo sic iubeo. Sit pro rationes voluntas." - Juvenal

"Scio me nihil scire." - Socrates

Kappa male here

  • 12.17.2012 3:26 PM PDT


Posted by: elite_gamer84
OP is beta
Is that supposed to be an insult?

  • 12.17.2012 3:26 PM PDT

in·dif·fer·ence
the fact or state of being indifferent; lack of care or concern and empathy demonstrated by an absence of emotional reactions.


Posted by: Garland
Only self-absorbed losers worry about "alphas" or "betas."

  • 12.17.2012 3:27 PM PDT
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No one here is an Alpha, we just pretend to.

  • 12.17.2012 3:27 PM PDT


Posted by: Bigfoot1010
Assuming all alpha males act like that. You do have me curious though. Are you really a depressed beta or just trolling?


I want to see how many alpha males are on the Flood.

Not exactly trolling, but I did exaggerate in the OP, yes :)

  • 12.17.2012 3:28 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


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Posted by: elite_gamer84
OP is beta
Is that supposed to be an insult?
Tis flood tradition. Now go lift, timmy.

  • 12.17.2012 3:29 PM PDT


Posted by: Garland
Only self-absorbed losers worry about "alphas" or "betas."


Icwutudidthair

  • 12.17.2012 3:29 PM PDT

Life?
I have the internet and Doctor Who; i don't need a life.


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Posted by: Garland
Only self-absorbed losers worry about "alphas" or "betas."

  • 12.17.2012 3:29 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."


Posted by: Garland
Only self-absorbed losers worry about "alphas" or "betas."
Indeed.

  • 12.17.2012 3:30 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

I'm so alpha, like srsly.

  • 12.17.2012 3:30 PM PDT

You look around.You fire your weapon before you realize.
Its just me. I fall and you walk up. You cry why.
When i pop up. You look at me in wonder. I say,"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."
You bend to my will and go to a cliff, walk off, and fall.
The last thing you hear is me stating as fact,"All will fail the battle of life, you just went early"

There is a difference between being an "Alpha male" and physical abilities.

  • 12.17.2012 3:31 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
I'm so alpha, like srsly.
Do u evn lft, brah?

  • 12.17.2012 3:32 PM PDT
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Two movies you should watch: Fight Club and Pineapple Express

"Wait. What do you mean, it's dead?"
"If marijuana is not legal within the next five years I have no faith left in humanity, period. Everyone likes smoking weed. They have for thousands of years. They're not going to stop anytime soon. You know? It makes everything better. Makes food taste better, makes music better. It makes sex feel better for God's sake. It makes -blam!- movies better you know?"


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Posted by: Bigfoot1010
Assuming all alpha males act like that. You do have me curious though. Are you really a depressed beta or just trolling?


I want to see how many alpha males are on the Flood.

Not exactly trolling, but I did exaggerate in the OP, yes :)

Alright.

  • 12.17.2012 3:32 PM PDT


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: XxhargbeastxX

Posted by: elite_gamer84
OP is beta
Is that supposed to be an insult?
Tis flood tradition. Now go lift, timmy.
*lifts 10-pound weight*
*goes into cardiac arrest*

  • 12.17.2012 3:33 PM PDT

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