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But I can only pretend :(


What do you pretend to be?

[Edited on 12.17.2012 3:37 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 3:34 PM PDT

The black wind begins to blow... Okay... give me your best shot... If you're prepared for the void!

Sometimes I dream about cheese.

  • 12.17.2012 3:35 PM PDT
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"Hoc volo sic iubeo. Sit pro rationes voluntas." - Juvenal

"Scio me nihil scire." - Socrates

Cucumber if you know what I mean.

jk...

  • 12.17.2012 3:35 PM PDT

GT/Steam: Squiggy888
I try my best to block out the screams
But they're haunting me in my dreams
Please, break my shackles, I want it to stop

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Sergeant Explosion and The Quiet Day in London.

Stephen Hawking.

  • 12.17.2012 3:35 PM PDT

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted.

Ní thagann ciall roimh aois.

Gach rud mo creideamh ea etfilu Dia.

Watermelon for me, love the thought of being eaten by black people.

  • 12.17.2012 3:35 PM PDT
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Sometimes I poop on peoples heads and pretend I'm a bird.

  • 12.17.2012 3:36 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

Sometimes, I lie in my backyard and pretend I'm a stick.

  • 12.17.2012 3:36 PM PDT

Jack of all trades, master of none.

I'm glad I'm not the only one, OP.

  • 12.17.2012 3:36 PM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Sometimes I behead small animals.

  • 12.17.2012 3:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mr Reaganomics
Well.

:O

  • 12.17.2012 3:38 PM PDT
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"Last Name ever, first name Greatest"

A girl. I touch myself accordingly.

  • 12.17.2012 3:38 PM PDT

man i get an erection just lookin at my girl lol and i dnt hide it i mean she realy doesnt mind she actually likes it lol also it shoes you dont have ED problems (i think)

Truer words were never spoken

Sometimes I cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the kitchen floor to play slug.

  • 12.17.2012 3:39 PM PDT

There just aren't enough moments in the day to rectify the wrongs of the past.

You guys and your clever rhetoric.

  • 12.17.2012 3:40 PM PDT

No u

OP, if you carrot all, you will get up and be a man.

  • 12.17.2012 3:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mr Reaganomics
Well.

WAT

  • 12.17.2012 3:44 PM PDT

A crumb

  • 12.17.2012 3:46 PM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Sometimes I lay in bed and pretend I'm also carrot, but I thought -blam!- carrots lets be a turd.

For real most nights I lie in bed and think what life would be like if I was born a girl. A lot of the times I wish I was.

[Edited on 12.17.2012 3:59 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 3:50 PM PDT

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
- Dr. Seuss

Sometimes I play my Xbox naked...

  • 12.17.2012 3:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: DEADPAN7809
Sometimes I play my Xbox naked...

As we all do.

  • 12.17.2012 4:00 PM PDT