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Subject: This is a thread about my stomach, yo

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.


Stomach: "Hey... Hey, dude."
Me: *sigh* "What now?"
Stomach: "You know those 3 packs of salmon we have in the cupboard?"
Me: "Yes, why?"
Stomach: "You should TOTALLY eat all of them."
Me: "That's stupid. I'm not even that hungry."
Stomach: "They're tiny! And besides, you're growing and stuff."
Me: "Fine." *eats salmon"

A while later...

Stomach: "Bro. Dinner time."
Me: "But I just had 3 packets of salmon!"
Stomach: "This is true. However, I require MOAR nourishment. Now."
Me: "As you wish. What do you want?"
Stomach: "Hmmm, I don't really see anything appetizing... So how does 4 grapefruit sound?"
Me: "Grapefruit doesn't sou-"
Stomach: "Too bad. EAT."

Later on the toilet...

WOAH-OH-OH-AH-AH-AH-AAAA-HA-AH-AH-AH


Is this only me?

inb4ASCENION2012HURRDURR
inb4OPcan'tinb4
-blam!- the system.

  • 12.17.2012 4:06 PM PDT
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Dolphins, man. Dolphins. They are gonna take over the world, and kill us all, man! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! Oh no, they will start with Gondile. Haha, hell if they are gettin' me! No way man, I'll kill 'em. I'll kill them all!!!

grumble grumble

  • 12.17.2012 4:07 PM PDT

OP can't inb4.

  • 12.17.2012 4:07 PM PDT
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This Day is Going to Be Perfect

Feed me Seymour!

  • 12.17.2012 4:07 PM PDT
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I don't care, yo.

  • 12.17.2012 4:07 PM PDT
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Sup.


Posted by: alex0612
OP can't inb4.

Your mom can't inb4.

  • 12.17.2012 4:07 PM PDT

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.


Posted by: Gondile
grumble grumble


Derka derka.

  • 12.17.2012 4:08 PM PDT

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

Why the hell did I click on this thread expecting and wanting pictures of your stomach?

I need a hobby or something wow.

  • 12.17.2012 4:08 PM PDT

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.


Posted by: Viper Skills
Why the hell did I click on this thread expecting and wanting pictures of your stomach?

I need a hobby or something wow.


It's alright guy. We're all on the Flood, after all. ;_;

  • 12.17.2012 4:09 PM PDT

Posted by: IrIsHmAn04
no its legit, i used coordinates, set weapon timers the works.

Did you say stomach?

  • 12.17.2012 4:10 PM PDT

My stomach stills hurts, but this thread made my day. Thanks OP.

  • 12.17.2012 4:12 PM PDT

Posted by: IrIsHmAn04
no its legit, i used coordinates, set weapon timers the works.


Posted by: juniorbandit96
My stomach stills hurts, but this thread made my day. Thanks OP.


Click my link. That might change.

  • 12.17.2012 4:13 PM PDT

Okay, Beat, calm down.

  • 12.17.2012 4:14 PM PDT

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.


Posted by: xBADMAGIKx
Did you say stomach?



;____;

  • 12.17.2012 4:20 PM PDT

Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.


Posted by: Ax Fielder
Okay, Beat, calm down.


I can't even rollerblade. D: And saying yo at the end of some things is just an odd habit of mine.

  • 12.17.2012 4:21 PM PDT


Posted by: Mister Donut

Posted by: Ax Fielder
Okay, Beat, calm down.


I can't even rollerblade. D: And saying yo at the end of some things is just an odd habit of mine.

You got that reference?

(::)

  • 12.17.2012 4:24 PM PDT

<3

Stomach:Dude lets go to a buffet
Me:Ok whatever you say
Stomach: Let's eat everything here
Me: No way man you're going to be hurting
Stomach: Give me everything. NOW.
Me: Ugh fine

1 hour later

Stomach: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?
Me:You made me!
Brain: haha i got both of ya.

  • 12.17.2012 4:28 PM PDT

Tummy: I'm sad, feed me.
Me: No, you're fat.
Tummy: Can't you just check?
Me: Kay...
Brain: Eating is so disgusting.
Tummy: I dun feel good...
Me: Thank you, brain.
Brain: Any time, tubby.
Me: :'( I know...

  • 12.17.2012 4:34 PM PDT


Posted by: Queen Chrysalis
Feed me Seymour!


Ha!

  • 12.17.2012 4:36 PM PDT

No u

Stomach: Bro.
Me: *ignores*
Stomach: Hey, bro.
Me: *continues ignoring*
Stomach: BRO WTF
Me: *sigh* What?
Stomach: Get me some food, I'm starving!
Me: Ugh, fine.

Thirty minutes later.

Stomach: Come on man, moar food pls.
Me: I just fed you.
Stomach: MOAAAAAAAAAAR
Me: OKay :(

Ten minutes later.

Stomach: YOU MONSTER!
Me: THIS IS JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN MY WIFE HAD OUR SECOND CHILD!

  • 12.17.2012 4:43 PM PDT
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Dolphins, man. Dolphins. They are gonna take over the world, and kill us all, man! THEY'LL KILL US ALL! Oh no, they will start with Gondile. Haha, hell if they are gettin' me! No way man, I'll kill 'em. I'll kill them all!!!


Posted by: Mister Donut

Posted by: Gondile
grumble grumble


Derka derka.
sherpa sherpa?

  • 12.17.2012 6:31 PM PDT