Rock bottom is no place to set up camp. Especially in the dark.
Stomach: "Hey... Hey, dude."
Me: *sigh* "What now?"
Stomach: "You know those 3 packs of salmon we have in the cupboard?"
Me: "Yes, why?"
Stomach: "You should TOTALLY eat all of them."
Me: "That's stupid. I'm not even that hungry."
Stomach: "They're tiny! And besides, you're growing and stuff."
Me: "Fine." *eats salmon"
A while later...
Stomach: "Bro. Dinner time."
Me: "But I just had 3 packets of salmon!"
Stomach: "This is true. However, I require MOAR nourishment. Now."
Me: "As you wish. What do you want?"
Stomach: "Hmmm, I don't really see anything appetizing... So how does 4 grapefruit sound?"
Me: "Grapefruit doesn't sou-"
Stomach: "Too bad. EAT."
Later on the toilet...
WOAH-OH-OH-AH-AH-AH-AAAA-HA-AH-AH-AH
Is this only me?
inb4ASCENION2012HURRDURR
inb4OPcan'tinb4
-blam!- the system.