If I haven't fired you yet, it's because I'm still firing your mom in bed.
I've been to Earth, it's a pretty nice planet but there's rarely much civilization in the actual exotic places. If you like having a house and a cell signal, then you won't be living with the tigers and pretty amazon birds. Right now my address is the U.S.G. Ishimura, it's a planet cracking vessel. We're on our way to somewhere, presumably to mine stuff. I'm just a botanist, so I all I know is grow stuff.
[Edited on 12.17.2012 4:44 PM PST]