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I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried


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Posted by: mr pie123

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Posted by: mr pie123
Break time!
*Sits down*
*Pulls out a pie*
Anybody want some?


"I want some!!"

*Runs over to you*

*Hands you some*
Enjoy! ^-^
*sees a random man giving away some pie*
Hey, can I have some? I didn't eat this morning and I really don't want to deal
with this -blam!- ass invasion on an empty stomach.

*Hands you a pie*
Now kill dem grunts.
*eats pie and becomes reenergized* *sees a group of grunts and smashes his sword into the ground, sending ice spikes towards the grunts the pierce them and tear them to shreds* Hehe, this is more like it!

  • 12.17.2012 7:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: VitalHalofreak

I go to FBI headquarters


A couple of grunts are wandering around the FBI headquarters

[Edited on 12.17.2012 7:33 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 7:33 PM PDT


Posted by: Help me please

Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: Help me please

Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: Help me please

*I hungrily grab the pie and eat it*

"Mm! Blueberry's the best flavor!!"

It's not blueberry...


"It's not?. It tastes like blueberries, what is it?"

It's my blood, sweat, tears, and urine,


*I barf all over a dead grunt*

"WHY?!!!!"

Because, I am pie.
Therefore, my insides taste delicious to you humans.

  • 12.17.2012 7:34 PM PDT

I am the Core. And I am not pleased.

*sets up shop on top of a downtown building*

  • 12.17.2012 7:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Bobby Hill

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Posted by: Bobby Hill
Name: Heath Adam

Weapon: Flamethrower

Skills; Parkour, stealth, fire, and explosives


(Nice dude)

A grunt shoots your ankle with a plasma gun


*I catch the grunt on fire with my flame thrower and go stealth mode*


You sneak past the grunts.

Where to go now?

  • 12.17.2012 7:34 PM PDT
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*I decide to try not think about the -blam!- I just ate and instead start killing grunts with my AK47*

  • 12.17.2012 7:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Comm Corsair
*sets up shop on top of a downtown building*


A grunt ambushes you from behind

  • 12.17.2012 7:35 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?

You stare at the Gruntpocalypse and facepalm. Looks like it's just you and your trusty vehicle, Deathwalker the Pulverizer of Souls.

  • 12.17.2012 7:36 PM PDT

I am the Core. And I am not pleased.

*I see a group of 5 grunts walking down 5th avenue and log them for later patrol spotting*

*I see the same group 5 mins later and report them in my log as a patrol around the block across from my building*

  • 12.17.2012 7:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Comm Corsair
*I see a group of 5 grunts walking down 5th avenue and log them for later patrol spotting*

*I see the same group 5 mins later and report them in my log as a patrol around the block across from my building*


A grunt ambushes you from behind

  • 12.17.2012 7:37 PM PDT

I am the Core. And I am not pleased.


Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: Comm Corsair
*sets up shop on top of a downtown building*


A grunt ambushes you from behind

*I spin around as he tackles me and grab him before he falls off and alerts other hostiles. I pull him onto the building and snap his neck.

I am now checking my surroundings more frequently now*

  • 12.17.2012 7:38 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried


Posted by: Comm Corsair

Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: Comm Corsair
*sets up shop on top of a downtown building*


A grunt ambushes you from behind

*I spin around as he tackles me and grab him before he falls off and alerts other hostiles. I pull him onto the building and snap his neck.

I am now checking my surroundings more frequently now*
*knocks a grunt around the corner of a building and runs into Comm Corsair* Hi there.

  • 12.17.2012 7:39 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

Hello there friend.

*Grabs grunt by the neck and tears off his mask*

This is Ambassador Pineapple, he will be representing me on the floor.

*Shoves a grenade into the grunts mouth and tosses it into a group of them*

*Grenade explodes, tearing them to grunty bits*

He makes a good argument.

  • 12.17.2012 7:40 PM PDT

*Waits next to his oven*

  • 12.17.2012 7:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Hello there friend.

*Grabs grunt by the neck and tears off his mask*

This is Ambassador Pineapple, he will be representing me on the floor.

*Shoves a grenade into the grunts mouth and tosses it into a group of them*

*Grenade explodes, tearing them to grunty bits*

He makes a good argument.


(You really do a have a deranged character. He's unique though, I'll give you that much credit)

  • 12.17.2012 7:41 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Hello there friend.

*Grabs grunt by the neck and tears off his mask*

This is Ambassador Pineapple, he will be representing me on the floor.

*Shoves a grenade into the grunts mouth and tosses it into a group of them*

*Grenade explodes, tearing them to grunty bits*

He makes a good argument.


(You really do a have a deranged character. He's unique though, I'll give you that much credit)


*Takes a swig from space whisky flask made of a Grunts head*

Thank yeh! Voice from beyond!

*Finishes whisky, tapes a grenade onto the inside and throws it at a grunts face*

Ah piss, I forgot to arm the grenade. Still scared the ever loving food nipple out of the little guy.

*Shoots grunt in the ass and retrieves another bottle of space whisky*

I wonder where I can find some jelly beans, I -blam!- ing love jelly beans.

  • 12.17.2012 7:44 PM PDT
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*I kill some more grunts and find an energy sword*

"Jackpot!!"

  • 12.17.2012 7:44 PM PDT

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?

You stare at the strange people around you. "You know, it kind of scares me that I'm probably the sane one considering that I'm most well known for my psychotic rants on petty video game issues." You shrug and watch the carnage.

  • 12.17.2012 7:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Comm Corsair

Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: Comm Corsair
*sets up shop on top of a downtown building*


A grunt ambushes you from behind

*I spin around as he tackles me and grab him before he falls off and alerts other hostiles. I pull him onto the building and snap his neck.

I am now checking my surroundings more frequently now*


A grenade lands next to you

  • 12.17.2012 7:49 PM PDT
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*I continue to shoot grunts*

  • 12.17.2012 7:52 PM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything in the Waypoint forums -50g

*I carefully check the surrounding area and yell*: ANYBODY THERE?!?!

  • 12.17.2012 7:52 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: VitalHalofreak

I go to FBI headquarters


A couple of grunts are wandering around the FBI headquarters
I use my ARI glasses to project some food nipple, which leads the grunts astray, giving me access to FBI HQ

  • 12.17.2012 7:53 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

*Jumps out of Dollar Store window firing at squads of grunts whilst singing Banana Phone*

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, BANANA PHONE!

*Shoots grunt*

I've got this feeling...

*decapitates grunt*

It's so appealing

*kicks grunt and shoots him multiple times*

That we should get together and sing!

SING!

*fires rapidly at crowd of grunts*


Alright, good news is I killed a ton of grunts, bad news is....


They shot my Jelly Beans.

  • 12.17.2012 7:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Bobby Hill
*I carefully check the surrounding area and yell*: ANYBODY THERE?!?!


A dozen grunts all turn around and see you stealthily... or was stealthily, hiding behind a bush. They start the shoot at you

  • 12.17.2012 7:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: deadlyfluffball
*Jumps out of Dollar Store window firing at squads of grunts whilst singing Banana Phone*

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, BANANA PHONE!

*Shoots grunt*

I've got this feeling...

*decapitates grunt*

It's so appealing

*kicks grunt and shoots him multiple times*

That we should get together and sing!

SING!

*fires rapidly at crowd of grunts*


Alright, good news is I killed a ton of grunts, bad news is....


They shot my Jelly Beans.


Quickly, a couple of survivors see you and run towards you

"The man's been shot in the chest!!"

"Hurry, maybe we can still save him!" They yell.

Four men and a woman grab you and quickly throw you in their truck. They drive away as fast as they can while the Grunts shoot at them

  • 12.17.2012 7:58 PM PDT