Sometimes, I dream about cheese.
Posted by: Deadlights911
Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Hello there friend.
*Grabs grunt by the neck and tears off his mask*
This is Ambassador Pineapple, he will be representing me on the floor.
*Shoves a grenade into the grunts mouth and tosses it into a group of them*
*Grenade explodes, tearing them to grunty bits*
He makes a good argument.
(You really do a have a deranged character. He's unique though, I'll give you that much credit)
*Takes a swig from space whisky flask made of a Grunts head*
Thank yeh! Voice from beyond!
*Finishes whisky, tapes a grenade onto the inside and throws it at a grunts face*
Ah piss, I forgot to arm the grenade. Still scared the ever loving food nipple out of the little guy.
*Shoots grunt in the ass and retrieves another bottle of space whisky*
I wonder where I can find some jelly beans, I -blam!- ing love jelly beans.