Sometimes, I dream about cheese.
Posted by: Deadlights911
Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Posted by: Deadlights911
Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Huh, what nice people.
*decapitates and shoots all the men, and leans uncomfortably close to the female*
How's it going?
*Takes swig of space whisky*
(Da fu?)
The woman starts to burst into tears.
She kicks you in the groins and stabs you in the shoulder a with a knife.
Suddenly, because you killed the driver, the truck swerves off the road and into a large lake
Well, I can't say that wasn't expected.
*pulls knife out of arm and throws it at a grunts head*
I think I can pull this thing out of the water.
The woman faints as the truck hits the water
*looks at woman*
Hmmmmm....
*Lights her on fire, sets up a lawn chair and roasts marshmallows*
These are going to be good.
*Takes swig of space whisky*