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Subject: Flood, it's survival time

Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?

You watch the truck drive off. "Huh." Suddenly, all of the grunts turn on you. Curse the Halo 4 grunt AI. "-blam!-."

  • 12.17.2012 7:59 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
*Jumps out of Dollar Store window firing at squads of grunts whilst singing Banana Phone*

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, BANANA PHONE!

*Shoots grunt*

I've got this feeling...

*decapitates grunt*

It's so appealing

*kicks grunt and shoots him multiple times*

That we should get together and sing!

SING!

*fires rapidly at crowd of grunts*


Alright, good news is I killed a ton of grunts, bad news is....


They shot my Jelly Beans.


Quickly, a couple of survivors see you and run towards you

"The man's been shot in the chest!!"

"Hurry, maybe we can still save him!" They yell.

Four men and a woman grab you and quickly throw you in their truck. They drive away as fast as they can while the Grunts shoot at them


Huh, what nice people.

*decapitates and shoots all the men, and leans uncomfortably close to the female*

How's it going?

*Takes swig of space whisky*

  • 12.17.2012 7:59 PM PDT

I am the Core. And I am not pleased.

* grabs grenade and chucks it from building* (sorry I was afking)

  • 12.17.2012 8:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: Comm Corsair
* grabs grenade and chucks it from building* (sorry I was afking)


(It's fine)

It blows up on the streets, killing the grunt that threw it.

Unfortunately, it attracts a couple of more grunts who start to climb up the building


[Edited on 12.17.2012 8:05 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 8:04 PM PDT
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Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Huh, what nice people.

*decapitates and shoots all the men, and leans uncomfortably close to the female*

How's it going?

*Takes swig of space whisky*


(Da fu?)

The woman starts to burst into tears.

She kicks you in the groins and stabs you in the shoulder a with a knife.

Suddenly, because you killed the driver, the truck swerves off the road and into a large lake

  • 12.17.2012 8:06 PM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

Name: Some guy
Weapon: Fists
Skills: Professional grunt slayer and chef.

  • 12.17.2012 8:07 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: Comm Corsair
* grabs grenade and chucks it from building* (sorry I was afking)


(It's fine)

It blows up on the streets, killing the grunt that threw it.

Unfortunately, it attracts a couple of more grunts who start to climb up the building


*Drives car into crowd of grunt and lights them on fire with a molotov*

Burn baby burn!

*Get's a marshmallow on a stick and begins roasting it above carcasses*

  • 12.17.2012 8:08 PM PDT

I hate MLP. It is cancerous and pretty stupid to see men watching a show for girls. They can deny the truth but the truth shall prevail!

"I will not fail even if I must sacrifice my life." - Siegfried

*hears some crazy man screaming at the top of his lungs while there are explosions and grunts everywhere*

Nope, not dealing with this -blam!-.

*goes back the other way in hopes of finding some other survivor*

  • 12.17.2012 8:08 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Huh, what nice people.

*decapitates and shoots all the men, and leans uncomfortably close to the female*

How's it going?

*Takes swig of space whisky*


(Da fu?)

The woman starts to burst into tears.

She kicks you in the groins and stabs you in the shoulder a with a knife.

Suddenly, because you killed the driver, the truck swerves off the road and into a large lake


Well, I can't say that wasn't expected.

*pulls knife out of arm and throws it at a grunts head*

I think I can pull this thing out of the water.

  • 12.17.2012 8:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Huh, what nice people.

*decapitates and shoots all the men, and leans uncomfortably close to the female*

How's it going?

*Takes swig of space whisky*


(Da fu?)

The woman starts to burst into tears.

She kicks you in the groins and stabs you in the shoulder a with a knife.

Suddenly, because you killed the driver, the truck swerves off the road and into a large lake


Well, I can't say that wasn't expected.

*pulls knife out of arm and throws it at a grunts head*

I think I can pull this thing out of the water.


The woman faints as the truck hits the water

  • 12.17.2012 8:09 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Huh, what nice people.

*decapitates and shoots all the men, and leans uncomfortably close to the female*

How's it going?

*Takes swig of space whisky*


(Da fu?)

The woman starts to burst into tears.

She kicks you in the groins and stabs you in the shoulder a with a knife.

Suddenly, because you killed the driver, the truck swerves off the road and into a large lake


Well, I can't say that wasn't expected.

*pulls knife out of arm and throws it at a grunts head*

I think I can pull this thing out of the water.


The woman faints as the truck hits the water


*looks at woman*

Hmmmmm....


*Lights her on fire, sets up a lawn chair and roasts marshmallows*

These are going to be good.

*Takes swig of space whisky*

  • 12.17.2012 8:11 PM PDT

Sigh. These threads....

  • 12.17.2012 8:12 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: juniorbandit96
Sigh. These threads....



Why do you have a problem with good old fun Rp?

  • 12.17.2012 8:13 PM PDT
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*I pick up the energy sword and start slicing grunts left and right*

  • 12.17.2012 8:13 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

You forgot my post


A couple of grunts are wandering around the FBI headquarters
I use my ARI glasses to project some food nipple, which leads the grunts astray, giving me access to FBI HQ

  • 12.17.2012 8:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: VitalHalofreak
You forgot my post


A couple of grunts are wandering around the FBI headquarters
I use my ARI glasses to project some food nipple, which leads the grunts astray, giving me access to FBI HQ


You run into the headquarters and find some pistols and shotguns

(BRB)

  • 12.17.2012 8:19 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

*Begins marshmallow feast*


Damn, these are good!


*Takes swig of space whisky*

  • 12.17.2012 8:32 PM PDT

*brings out DMR*
It's the little things. ya'know?

  • 12.17.2012 8:34 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Cart of Onions
*brings out DMR*
It's the little things. ya'know?



I hear ya!

Come, sit down. Have a few space whiskies and marshmallows.

  • 12.17.2012 8:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Cart of Onions
*brings out DMR*
It's the little things. ya'know?



I hear ya!

Come, sit down. Have a few space whiskies and marshmallows.


Suddenly a grunt pops out from the bushes and knocks your whiskey onto the ground

  • 12.17.2012 8:39 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Cart of Onions
*brings out DMR*
It's the little things. ya'know?



I hear ya!

Come, sit down. Have a few space whiskies and marshmallows.
Mind if i join ya folks? Im mighty hungry and i have some spare shotguns in my backpack

  • 12.17.2012 8:39 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Cart of Onions
*brings out DMR*
It's the little things. ya'know?



I hear ya!

Come, sit down. Have a few space whiskies and marshmallows.


Suddenly a grunt pops out from the bushes and knocks your whiskey onto the ground




*Everything freezes*

Huh.

*Grabs grunt by the neck cuts off its head with the knife I was stabbed with ever so slowly, then fills the inside of its neck hole with gasoline lights it on fire and staples a pumpkin to its neck and throws the body at a squad of grunts*

*Grabs disembodied head of a grunt and knocks a living one down by throwing it at the back of its legs*

I AM CAPTAIN MORDACAI BRIMSTONE OF THE INTERGALACTIC HOUSE OF PANCAKES AND I COMMAND YOU TO OPEN!

*Tears chest of grunt open and shoves the head inside, sews it shut and tosses him aside*

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

  • 12.17.2012 8:53 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: VitalHalofreak

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Cart of Onions
*brings out DMR*
It's the little things. ya'know?



I hear ya!

Come, sit down. Have a few space whiskies and marshmallows.
Mind if i join ya folks? Im mighty hungry and i have some spare shotguns in my backpack


Not at all good sir, and I prefer using my swords and the bodies of my enemies.

*hands another bottle of space whisky*

And don't worry, I've got plenty of whisky left, and I can order some in anytime.

  • 12.17.2012 8:54 PM PDT
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*I run to my house and go to sleep*

  • 12.17.2012 9:06 PM PDT

I am the Core. And I am not pleased.

(Hey look! Revival!)
*runs down fire escape and heads toward the statehouse*

As im running i look down a street and see a couple of grunts that are easily taken out with the crossbow*

  • 12.18.2012 4:39 AM PDT