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Subject: official flood freestyle rap battle


Posted by: Walter kovacs 5

Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: Walter kovacs 5

Posted by: mr pie123

Dam boy,
I'm not trying to annoy.
Just stay in your hood,
And I'll eat my food.

If i was a girl
youd make me hurl
cuz u r a sexist
my raps are the bestest

You should borrow a loan,
To buy some cologne.
Because you stink,
When my eye takes a blink.

You shold get sum money
to get a book to make you funny
cuz rite now you make me frown
cuz only ur raps are like a clown

Whenever I look at you,
It reminds me about poo.
But then I realize,
Those are only your eyes.

  • 12.17.2012 8:34 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Orange


Best one yet

  • 12.17.2012 8:34 PM PDT

Better pissed off then pissed on

Disreguard females
Aquire cash
boom boom bipidy bop bam

  • 12.17.2012 8:36 PM PDT
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We all wear masks and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing our own skin.

Just. Sad.

  • 12.17.2012 8:36 PM PDT
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Yo, who dares challenge me?
I'm the best rapper you'll see

You can try to waste me
you can try to take me
but I'll just make you weep

[Edited on 12.17.2012 8:39 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 8:38 PM PDT

Check out my youtube channel. http://www.youtube.com/user/ultratog1028

I give 110% when it comes to helping my community,
even though I occasionally associate with some less-then reputable characters.

  • 12.17.2012 8:39 PM PDT

Half of the time I'm dead serious.
The other half not so much.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Orange

I think I laughed too much at this.

  • 12.17.2012 8:39 PM PDT
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Does no one dare challenge me?
I guess that I'm still the king

You can try to break me
You can try to -blam!- me
But I'm just gonna make you weep

  • 12.17.2012 8:42 PM PDT
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We all wear masks and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing our own skin.

-Sighs-
Still no quality in this thread..

  • 12.17.2012 8:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Der Todesengel
This doesn't mean I don't still hate you


WorkPLace l Mythics l Regulars

RIP BerserkerBarage DeathPimp72

I just pooped
It smells bad
Now my -blam!- itches

  • 12.17.2012 8:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Deadlights911
Does no one dare challenge me?
I guess that I'm still the king

You can try to break me
You can try to -blam!- me
But I'm just gonna make you weep


Hey, man

you cant break me
just wait while i eat
ill knock you off the street
just letting you know, im better than Master cheef!

  • 12.17.2012 8:46 PM PDT

''Hell is other people.''

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air.

  • 12.17.2012 8:46 PM PDT

Been here since December 5th, 2007.
There is no signature in here. Go away.
New GT:a big kitten

On the ghetto side of Cali.
The San Fernando Valley.
Where the people named "Pacas" walk.
Keep your door locked.
Because when they get to you with their crew,
They'll get crazy and their guns will follow through.
Don't underestimate.
I'm greater than Alexander the Great
And if you haven't heard about me, you're late.

  • 12.17.2012 8:47 PM PDT
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Hey dont worry man
ive got ur back
im taking my sack
to your shack
just call in the ordinance
it will save your a**
use the d-pad
dont wait, or the Chief will be mad

  • 12.17.2012 8:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: elakz

Posted by: Deadlights911
Does no one dare challenge me?
I guess that I'm still the king

You can try to break me
You can try to -blam!- me
But I'm just gonna make you weep


Hey, man

you cant break me
just wait while i eat
ill knock you off the street
just letting you know, im better than Master cheef!


You try to condone me
But your rap just bores me
Don't threaten me
with your half assed sleaze
Now get out of my away
if you'd kindly please
before I put a hole
in your puny soul

[Edited on 12.17.2012 8:50 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 8:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: ninja fighterr
On the ghetto side of Cali.
The San Fernando Valley.
Where the people named "Pacas" walk.
Keep your door locked.
Because when they get to you with their crew,
They'll get crazy and their guns will follow through.
Don't underestimate.
I'm greater than Alexander the Great
And if you haven't heard about me, you're late.


Get outta here, you can't beat me
I'm the one, that everyone calls "king of kings"
So you keep your own door locked
before I clean your clock with glocks
and smack you back
to the places that sell crack



[Edited on 12.17.2012 8:53 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 8:52 PM PDT
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(Pwning)

  • 12.17.2012 8:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: elakz

Posted by: Deadlights911
Does no one dare challenge me?
I guess that I'm still the king

You can try to break me
You can try to -blam!- me
But I'm just gonna make you weep


Hey, man

you cant break me
just wait while i eat
ill knock you off the street
just letting you know, im better than Master cheef!


You try to condone me
But your rap just bores me
Don't threaten me
with your half baked sleaze

Now get out of my away
if you'd kindly please
before I put a hole
in your puny soul


Hey

this isnt a joke
dont try to poke
just dont worry, bloke
you'll smoke when i OWN u
PWN u
u will be BLOWN away
Just wait
U fell for my bait
Its too late
I dont have to restate.

  • 12.17.2012 8:54 PM PDT
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WE HAVE A WINNER! (me)

  • 12.17.2012 8:55 PM PDT
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Its alright
you dont have to fight
say goodnight
cuz you just ignite
I knocked you upright
even with all your might
dont even try, cuz you just lost this fight!

[Edited on 12.17.2012 9:00 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 8:59 PM PDT

Finisher:
You're still putting up a fight?
I thought it was good-night.
You're dead!
Now go back to bed.

  • 12.17.2012 9:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: elakz
Its alright
you dont have to fight
say goodnight
cuz you just ignite
I knocked you upright
even with all your might
dont even try, cuz you just lost this fight!


Lulz no boy, don't even try
your raps still fail compared to my rhymes
So just getta out here
before I beat your rear
and make you cry
like a thousand broken guys

  • 12.17.2012 9:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: mr pie123
Finisher:
You're still putting up a fight?
I thought it was good-night.
You're dead!
Now go back to bed.


Sorry, did i not make this clear?
this isnt how it all appears
this is no sort of shakespeare
and the consequences are severe
so dont even try
your reaching a far cry
in the end, you're just going to be shy
so dont waste your time
you're just some slime
this isnt sublime
and its your bedtime.

  • 12.17.2012 9:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: elakz
Its alright
you dont have to fight
say goodnight
cuz you just ignite
I knocked you upright
even with all your might
dont even try, cuz you just lost this fight!


Lulz no boy, don't even try
your raps still fail compared to my rhymes
So just getta out here
before I beat your rear
and make you cry
like a thousand broken guys


what took you so long?
im still feeling strong.
dont get me wrong
dont make me shove you along

  • 12.17.2012 9:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: Deadlights911
Does no one dare challenge me?
I guess that I'm still the king

You can try to break me
You can try to -blam!- me
But I'm just gonna make you weep


Hey now just let me ask you one thing
Who the hell do you think died and crowned you king?
You think you can talk the talk
But from what I've seen you can hardly even walk.
You're nothing but a worm
And last night I made your girlfriend squirm
Your rhymes are hardly even rap
I spit better -blam!- when I fap

Gimme one good reason I shouldn't end this debate
Don't worry I'll wait...

  • 12.17.2012 9:20 PM PDT