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Subject: official flood freestyle rap battle

Posted by: Deadlights911
Shut the hell up OP
I think you really stink
I want to punch your face
And spray it with some mace
Looka this clown, his ryhmes are dead
Oughta keep his mouth shut, 'fore he hurts his head
Ya'll heard it here, give it up, it's no use
Ya rhyming atrocious, it's like reading Doctor Suess

[Edited on 12.17.2012 9:33 PM PST]

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Posted by: elakz

what took you so long?
im still feeling strong.
dont get me wrong
dont make me shove you along


(Other threads)

I'm surprised you're still on
but I'm gonna end your pity run
I'm gonna make you blunder
so just get ready for my thunder

My rap's like "hallelujah"
but it seems like it's aint moved ya
so what's it gonna take
before you go and make a take


[Edited on 12.17.2012 9:36 PM PST]

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Posted by: Dobatch

Posted by: Deadlights911
Does no one dare challenge me?
I guess that I'm still the king

You can try to break me
You can try to -blam!- me
But I'm just gonna make you weep


Hey now just let me ask you one thing
Who the hell do you think died and crowned you king?
You think you can talk the talk
But from what I've seen you can hardly even walk.
You're nothing but a worm
And last night I made your girlfriend squirm
Your rhymes are hardly even rap
I spit better -blam!- when I fap

Gimme one good reason I shouldn't end this debate
Don't worry I'll wait...


Hark, another challenger?
You rap like my ol' grandmother
Your words make just me hurl
and you rhyme like a small girl

I suggest you better scram
before' I hurt you little man


[Edited on 12.17.2012 9:29 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 9:28 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

This thread stinks.

  • 12.17.2012 9:28 PM PDT
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We all wear masks and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing our own skin.


Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
This thread stinks.


Yup.

  • 12.17.2012 9:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: EGO SUM OPTIMUS
Posted by: Deadlights911
Shut the hell up OP
I think you really stink
I want to punch your face
And spray it with some mace
Looka this clown, his ryhmes are dead
Oughta keep his mouth shut, 'fore he hurts his head
Ya'll heard here, give it up, it's no use
Ya rhyming atrocious, it's like reading Doctor Suess


I laugh at your dismay
your rap was pretty lame
You don't got any game
and your rhymes are just a shame

I suggest you better run
I suggest that you are done
Cause there's no rapper like me
I'm the freaking king of kings

  • 12.17.2012 9:33 PM PDT

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-G-Man

This thread makes me want to hurl
It is possibly the whitest thing of all time
This is why the flood has not one girl
It is wasting all my time

Yes I rhymed time with time, what are you gonna do about it?

[Edited on 12.17.2012 9:34 PM PST]

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Sup.

Drugs.
Government.
Science.
Corruption.

Yea..that's it.

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Posted by: SafariTK
This thread makes me want to hurl
It is possibly the whitest thing of all time
This is why the flood has not one girl
It is wasting all my time


(Lulz)

You get the hell out of here
You make your momma sneer
I hope you get smeared
like a car and a deer


[Edited on 12.17.2012 9:36 PM PST]

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Posted by: aBlueBookshelf
Goat was famous. Irie was infamous. Gh0st was FaMaS.

My stats in Halol 4

Typical Waypoint post.
no it's "its got to go" you wouldn't say the "it is got to go" would you?

The Flood has literally the whitest rappers of all time.

lol

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We all wear masks and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing our own skin.


Posted by: Gh0st is Bad
The Flood has literally the whitest rappers of all time.

lol


It's entertaining how white they are though.

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Posted by: Buddha Milk

Posted by: Gh0st is Bad
The Flood has literally the whitest rappers of all time.

lol


It's entertaining how white they are though.


I'm [REDACTED], derp herp

[Edited on 12.17.2012 9:41 PM PST]

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Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: Dobatch

Posted by: Deadlights911
Does no one dare challenge me?
I guess that I'm still the king

You can try to break me
You can try to -blam!- me
But I'm just gonna make you weep


Hey now just let me ask you one thing
Who the hell do you think died and crowned you king?
You think you can talk the talk
But from what I've seen you can hardly even walk.
You're nothing but a worm
And last night I made your girlfriend squirm
Your rhymes are hardly even rap
I spit better -blam!- when I fap

Gimme one good reason I shouldn't end this debate
Don't worry I'll wait...


Hark, another challenger?
You rap like my ol' grandmother
Your words make just me hurl
and you rhyme like a small girl

I suggest you better scram
before' I hurt you little man

Who you callin' little man?
It ain't my fault your grandma's your only fan
You're jealous of all my fame
Like it's my fault no one knows your name
Im a teacher, and Im takin you to class
I'll kick you so hard it'll leave a footprint on your ass
Ain't enough room for both of us in this town
And everyone knows you're the one goin' down
You might want to check your grammar
'Cause quite frankly you look like a bad spammer

  • 12.17.2012 9:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dobatch

Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: Dobatch

Posted by: Deadlights911
Does no one dare challenge me?
I guess that I'm still the king

You can try to break me
You can try to -blam!- me
But I'm just gonna make you weep


Hey now just let me ask you one thing
Who the hell do you think died and crowned you king?
You think you can talk the talk
But from what I've seen you can hardly even walk.
You're nothing but a worm
And last night I made your girlfriend squirm
Your rhymes are hardly even rap
I spit better -blam!- when I fap

Gimme one good reason I shouldn't end this debate
Don't worry I'll wait...


Hark, another challenger?
You rap like my ol' grandmother
Your words make just me hurl
and you rhyme like a small girl

I suggest you better scram
before' I hurt you little man

Who you callin' little man?
It ain't my fault your grandma's your only fan
You're jealous of all my fame
Like it's my fault no one knows your name
Im a teacher, and Im takin you to class
I'll kick you so hard it'll leave a footprint on your ass
Ain't enough room for both of us in this town
And everyone knows you're the one goin' down
You might want to check your grammar
'Cause quite frankly you look like a bad spammer


No one knows my name, no one knows my name?
I'm the freaking king of kings, I'm the one with all the fame

I've got all the pretty girls
I've got all the pretty bling
Let me something boy, that this town is my pearl

You think you'd kick my ass
When you ain't even got some class
Your looks are crap, your raps are crap
Hell, all you are scrap

So get this in your head
and please think ahead
that you're dealing with a king
and you ain't got a thing



[Edited on 12.17.2012 9:54 PM PST]

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Hey im challenging you
ive got tricks up my sleeve and closed toed shoes(?)
you cant beat me, i just closed the flue.
so you better undo
the poo that you strew
and im giving you a straight venue
back to your slew
im subduing you
anyway, its past your curfew.

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Posted by: elakz
Hey im challenging you
ive got tricks up my sleeve and closed toed shoes(?)
you cant beat me, i just closed the flue.
so you better undo
the poo that you strew
and im giving you a straight venue
back to your slew
im subduing you
anyway, its past your curfew.


(Wow, you were doing alright at first but this um... eh...)

Well, looks like it's just between me and Dobatch

  • 12.17.2012 9:55 PM PDT

Been here since December 5th, 2007.
There is no signature in here. Go away.
New GT:a big kitten

Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this
50 inch screen, money green leather sofa
Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
Phone bill about two G's flat
No need to worry, my accountant handles that
And my whole crew is loungin'
Celebratin' every day, no more public housin'
Thinkin' back on my one-room shack...

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(I await your response Dobatch)

  • 12.17.2012 10:06 PM PDT

Dude What.


Posted by: Deadlights911

Well, looks like it's just between me and Dobatch


Yo, you were thinkin' it'd end up like that.
But you were wrong, 'cuz I'm puttin' on my rap hat.
Enterin' this thread, gonna freestyle y'all away.
"Damn he's good, we should sign him!" they all say.

My raps are unbelievable, but I got a lot to learn.
If you can beat my styles, my respect, man, you will earn. Yeah.
I just talked like Yoda, but man that's how I play.
'Cuz my raps, they are created. In a galaxy far away.


*crowd cheers wildly*

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Posted by: Dude Wat

Posted by: Deadlights911

Well, looks like it's just between me and Dobatch


Yo, you were thinkin' it'd end up like that.
But you were wrong, 'cuz I'm puttin' on my rap hat.
Enterin' this thread, gonna freestyle y'all away.
"Damn he's good, we should sign him!" they all say.

My raps are unbelievable, but I got a lot to learn.
If you can beat my styles, my respect, man, you will earn. Yeah.
I just talked like Yoda, but man that's how I play.
'Cuz my raps, they are created. In a galaxy far away.


*crowd cheers wildly*


(That was pretty good, but I must head off to bed. We will continue this tomorrow night.

BTW, read through all the previous pages of raps for teh lulz)

  • 12.17.2012 10:11 PM PDT

I appreciate this thread, most original thing in a while.

  • 12.17.2012 10:17 PM PDT

Dude What.

I guess I'm the new king here. Atleast for the night.
So open up your eyes. Enjoy the awesome sight.

I may not be here long, but I'm sure to leave a mark.
I'll spread like wildfire, but for now I'm just a spark.

  • 12.17.2012 10:25 PM PDT

Been here since December 5th, 2007.
There is no signature in here. Go away.
New GT:a big kitten

This place reminds me of a damn musical.

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Posted by: ninja fighterr
This place reminds me of a damn musical.


Lol

  • 12.17.2012 10:27 PM PDT
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So long guys
its getting late
ive enjoyed this little debate
come back tomorrow, its all done
don't die in your sleep, its not fun.

  • 12.17.2012 10:30 PM PDT