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Posted by: Dude Wat
I guess I'm the new king here. Atleast for the night.
So open up your eyes. Enjoy the awesome sight.

I may not be here long, but I'm sure to leave a mark.
I'll spread like wildfire, but for now I'm just a spark.


A spark my foot, im blowing you out
its getting dark anyway, but im going all-out
but anyway, im challenging you to a joust
of the kind of the rap, just don't back out.

  • 12.17.2012 10:37 PM PDT

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

I got my weed, the hoes and the benz


yo yo yo yo yo yo

shawty shawty you so fine

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

  • 12.17.2012 10:40 PM PDT
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Posted by: Deadlights911

No one knows my name, no one knows my name?
I'm the freaking king of kings, I'm the one with all the fame

I've got all the pretty girls
I've got all the pretty bling
Let me something boy, that this town is my pearl

You think you'd kick my ass
When you ain't even got some class
Your looks are crap, your raps are crap
Hell, all you are scrap

So get this in your head
and please think ahead
that you're dealing with a king
and you ain't got a thing


Battlin me again, I think you're delirious
You suck so bad, I can't even take you serious
I'll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray
Cause I'll ruin your reputation and I'll mess with your head
I'll embarrass you so bad that you'll wish you were dead
I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don't stop now, you're gonna be in tears
Son I'm gonna keep goin'
You'll never see me slowin'
So just sit back and watch
I'm takin' this up a notch
You're just like all the rest
Ain't nothin but a pest
You dream of bein' the best
But you can't even pass this test
I guess we all could've guessed
With your rhymes I'm not impressed
And quite frankly I'm not stressed
But may I suggest
Just one little request
For a citizens' arrest
Because this man just undressed
He's trying to protest
All my rhymes he's assessed
But leaves unaddressed
He's gettin' a little depressed
And I think it's time he confessed
He just lost this contest
My lyrics he can't even digest
'Cause with this rap game I am so obsessed
And I consider myself very blessed
Things with your girl and I progressed
When she took the clothes off her chest
And showed me her bare breast
Now you know I don't jest

King of kings my ass, what you talkin' bout?
Better keep talkin trash Imma take the garbage out.

(Also sorry I was playing Far Cry with some buddies)

[Edited on 12.17.2012 10:44 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 10:43 PM PDT

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-G-Man

Yo dawg
Straight up
In da hood
Blaze it up
Haters gonna hate
Gangsta

Word.

  • 12.17.2012 10:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dobatch

Posted by: Deadlights911

No one knows my name, no one knows my name?
I'm the freaking king of kings, I'm the one with all the fame

I've got all the pretty girls
I've got all the pretty bling
Let me something boy, that this town is my pearl

You think you'd kick my ass
When you ain't even got some class
Your looks are crap, your raps are crap
Hell, all you are scrap

So get this in your head
and please think ahead
that you're dealing with a king
and you ain't got a thing


Battlin me again, I think you're delirious
You suck so bad, I can't even take you serious
I'll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray
Cause I'll ruin your reputation and I'll mess with your head
I'll embarrass you so bad that you'll wish you were dead
I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don't stop now, you're gonna be in tears
Son I'm gonna keep goin'
You'll never see me slowin'
So just sit back and watch
I'm takin' this up a notch
You're just like all the rest
Ain't nothin but a pest
You dream of bein' the best
But you can't even pass this test
I guess we all could've guessed
With your rhymes I'm not impressed
And quite frankly I'm not stressed
But may I suggest
Just one little request
For a citizens' arrest
Because this man just undressed
He's trying to protest
All my rhymes he's assessed
But leaves unaddressed
He's gettin' a little depressed
And I think it's time he confessed
He just lost this contest
My lyrics he can't even digest
'Cause with this rap game I am so obsessed
And I consider myself very blessed
Things with your girl and I progressed
When she took the clothes off her chest
And showed me her bare breast
Now you know I don't jest

King of kings my ass, what you talkin' bout?
Better keep talkin trash Imma take the garbage out.

(Also sorry I was playing Far Cry with some buddies)


(AW SNAP!

That was awesome. I'll try to top it tomorrow morning. I seriously need to go to bed now.)

  • 12.17.2012 10:45 PM PDT
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Hey.
No dictionary
if you use it, you can just play pictionary
but heres the deal
you just had your last meal
now get down and kneel
because i will reveal
i am the king
of kings of kings
did you hear that 'ding'?
cuz u just got springed
off the number one spot
and thats where you're not
That's all you've got?
You're just gonna rot

WHAT.

  • 12.17.2012 10:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: Dobatch

Posted by: Deadlights911

No one knows my name, no one knows my name?
I'm the freaking king of kings, I'm the one with all the fame

I've got all the pretty girls
I've got all the pretty bling
Let me something boy, that this town is my pearl

You think you'd kick my ass
When you ain't even got some class
Your looks are crap, your raps are crap
Hell, all you are scrap

So get this in your head
and please think ahead
that you're dealing with a king
and you ain't got a thing


Battlin me again, I think you're delirious
You suck so bad, I can't even take you serious
I'll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray
Cause I'll ruin your reputation and I'll mess with your head
I'll embarrass you so bad that you'll wish you were dead
I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don't stop now, you're gonna be in tears
Son I'm gonna keep goin'
You'll never see me slowin'
So just sit back and watch
I'm takin' this up a notch
You're just like all the rest
Ain't nothin but a pest
You dream of bein' the best
But you can't even pass this test
I guess we all could've guessed
With your rhymes I'm not impressed
And quite frankly I'm not stressed
But may I suggest
Just one little request
For a citizens' arrest
Because this man just undressed
He's trying to protest
All my rhymes he's assessed
But leaves unaddressed
He's gettin' a little depressed
And I think it's time he confessed
He just lost this contest
My lyrics he can't even digest
'Cause with this rap game I am so obsessed
And I consider myself very blessed
Things with your girl and I progressed
When she took the clothes off her chest
And showed me her bare breast
Now you know I don't jest

King of kings my ass, what you talkin' bout?
Better keep talkin trash Imma take the garbage out.

(Also sorry I was playing Far Cry with some buddies)


(AW SNAP!

That was awesome. I'll try to top it tomorrow morning. I seriously need to go to bed now.)

(Same I have to be up in about 5 hours to take my brother to school then going to breakfast with my ex)

  • 12.17.2012 10:48 PM PDT

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-G-Man


Posted by: Dobatch

Posted by: Deadlights911

No one knows my name, no one knows my name?
I'm the freaking king of kings, I'm the one with all the fame

I've got all the pretty girls
I've got all the pretty bling
Let me something boy, that this town is my pearl

You think you'd kick my ass
When you ain't even got some class
Your looks are crap, your raps are crap
Hell, all you are scrap

So get this in your head
and please think ahead
that you're dealing with a king
and you ain't got a thing


Battlin me again, I think you're delirious
You suck so bad, I can't even take you serious
I'll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray
Cause I'll ruin your reputation and I'll mess with your head
I'll embarrass you so bad that you'll wish you were dead
I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don't stop now, you're gonna be in tears
Son I'm gonna keep goin'
You'll never see me slowin'
So just sit back and watch
I'm takin' this up a notch
You're just like all the rest
Ain't nothin but a pest
You dream of bein' the best
But you can't even pass this test
I guess we all could've guessed
With your rhymes I'm not impressed
And quite frankly I'm not stressed
But may I suggest
Just one little request
For a citizens' arrest
Because this man just undressed
He's trying to protest
All my rhymes he's assessed
But leaves unaddressed
He's gettin' a little depressed
And I think it's time he confessed
He just lost this contest
My lyrics he can't even digest
'Cause with this rap game I am so obsessed
And I consider myself very blessed
Things with your girl and I progressed
When she took the clothes off her chest
And showed me her bare breast
Now you know I don't jest

King of kings my ass, what you talkin' bout?
Better keep talkin trash Imma take the garbage out.

(Also sorry I was playing Far Cry with some buddies)
Oooooooohhhhhh

  • 12.17.2012 10:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dobatch

Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: Dobatch

Posted by: Deadlights911

No one knows my name, no one knows my name?
I'm the freaking king of kings, I'm the one with all the fame

I've got all the pretty girls
I've got all the pretty bling
Let me something boy, that this town is my pearl

You think you'd kick my ass
When you ain't even got some class
Your looks are crap, your raps are crap
Hell, all you are scrap

So get this in your head
and please think ahead
that you're dealing with a king
and you ain't got a thing


Battlin me again, I think you're delirious
You suck so bad, I can't even take you serious
I'll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray
Cause I'll ruin your reputation and I'll mess with your head
I'll embarrass you so bad that you'll wish you were dead
I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don't stop now, you're gonna be in tears
Son I'm gonna keep goin'
You'll never see me slowin'
So just sit back and watch
I'm takin' this up a notch
You're just like all the rest
Ain't nothin but a pest
You dream of bein' the best
But you can't even pass this test
I guess we all could've guessed
With your rhymes I'm not impressed
And quite frankly I'm not stressed
But may I suggest
Just one little request
For a citizens' arrest
Because this man just undressed
He's trying to protest
All my rhymes he's assessed
But leaves unaddressed
He's gettin' a little depressed
And I think it's time he confessed
He just lost this contest
My lyrics he can't even digest
'Cause with this rap game I am so obsessed
And I consider myself very blessed
Things with your girl and I progressed
When she took the clothes off her chest
And showed me her bare breast
Now you know I don't jest

King of kings my ass, what you talkin' bout?
Better keep talkin trash Imma take the garbage out.

(Also sorry I was playing Far Cry with some buddies)


(AW SNAP!

That was awesome. I'll try to top it tomorrow morning. I seriously need to go to bed now.)

(Same I have to be up in about 5 hours to take my brother to school then going to breakfast with my ex)


I think i won though

  • 12.17.2012 10:49 PM PDT

Dude What.


Posted by: elakz

A spark my foot, im blowing you out
its getting dark anyway, but im going all-out
but anyway, im challenging you to a joust
of the kind of the rap, just don't back out.


I won't back out, that ain't my game, this isn't Call of Duty.
I hear them shout I ain't got fame, I'll show them all my beauty.

You better pay attention, 'cuz I'm layin' all my traps.
I accept your measly challenge, to crown the King of Rap


  • 12.17.2012 10:51 PM PDT
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Ive got numerous tricks up my sleeve
when i look at your raps, in disgust i heave.
but i really need to go right now
so i guess you win, because i endow
the title of "King"
to you, but ill sing
just wait till tomorrow brings
a whole new rap,
but i need to take a nap
so goodbye, Flood
and with that, i leave without shedding blood.

until tomorrow, Dude Wat.

  • 12.17.2012 11:01 PM PDT

Bars after bars, you would've sworn a pharmacy
Was giving out jars of this stuff without carding me
Djarum with a cardigan on, man I was born to be
Bond, Sean Connery doing bodily harm, yeah
Lady in my arm, she stuck to me like a starfish
In a whip so ill, swear that I'm getting carsick
Drivin' down La Brea tinted windows like a tar pit
Lit cigarillo armadillo on that hard -blam!-
Bar-barbarian chillin' in Barbados
With a Barbie at a bar while barbequing these lame-os
With the same old styles that are way old
Need to get that new-new cruise down rodeo
Shout out to Richlee chillin' out in Long Beach
Power to the people that be occupying Wall Street
Murdered the beat, it's in the coffin with Gaddafi
You -blam!-es talk a lot, but now you're barkin' up the wrong tree
Michel Gondry, vision on that other -blam!-
Goddamn I be goin' HAM like I cut a pig
-blam!- a ho, -blam!- a -blam!-, you be on that cuddle -blam!-
I ain't gon' stop 'til I'm swimmin' in a money pit
Knocksteady, we go hard in the paint
Yeah, starvin' recording, puttin' heart in my tapes
Swisher grapes in the morning to start off the day
Get your bars up now that the bar has been raised

  • 12.17.2012 11:13 PM PDT

I got a couple of regrettable tattoos but, you can't see 'em when I wear a black suit.
Click here for a good photo to laugh at

Oh please... am I the only one here who thinks.
That OP is just a god damn minx.
The way that he just speaks.
Makes me imagine that it's a Calvin Harris beat.
Eat before you beat your meat, my dad use to always say.
The month of May was when he caught me that day.

I'm a tad bit like Dr. Suess.

  • 12.17.2012 11:21 PM PDT

Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: Dobatch

Regarding your battle:
On the ground, no hope is found
As they die in burning mounds.

Lacking tech, like fire and wheel.
Going up against cold steel.

Strategy?! Well they just rush.
THERE'S NO FOOLS THAT THEY CAN CRUSH!

Their invasion's meltdown!
Ground to dust by unarmed clowns!
All that's left: To wait and see.
Whether they will fight or flee!

There's no need for kryptonite.
Silver cross.
Or stake, or LIGHT!

"When a fight is just plain wrong!
We all sing the curbstomp song!
People dying left and right...
It's a SLAUGHTER not a fight.

Start a brawl that can't be won.
See the boots eclipse the sun.
Either swallow bitter truth.
Or eat CURB and lose a tooth.

Ill equipped with laser guns.
That explode when set to stun.
Using armor made of rags.
Nothing's left for body bags!

With a weakness SO painful.
Quite annoying, and shameful.
Kids with H.2.O. Ballons.
Oh so gaily MELT THESE GOONS!

Their assault's a FAILURE!
Putting guns on Super Tankers.
Now just watch...
And you will see...
Battles, that should NEVER BE!

Here they come, they're charging us!
Why should we put up a fuss?
It's a war that won't last long.
And why I sing: THE CURBSTOMP SONG!

  • 12.17.2012 11:42 PM PDT

Dude What.


Posted by: Simba Too Cold
Bars after bars, you would've sworn a pharmacy
Was giving out jars of this stuff without carding me
Djarum with a cardigan on, man I was born to be
Bond, Sean Connery doing bodily harm, yeah
Lady in my arm, she stuck to me like a starfish
In a whip so ill, swear that I'm getting carsick
Drivin' down La Brea tinted windows like a tar pit
Lit cigarillo armadillo on that hard -blam!-
Bar-barbarian chillin' in Barbados
With a Barbie at a bar while barbequing these lame-os
With the same old styles that are way old
Need to get that new-new cruise down rodeo
Shout out to Richlee chillin' out in Long Beach
Power to the people that be occupying Wall Street
Murdered the beat, it's in the coffin with Gaddafi
You -blam!-es talk a lot, but now you're barkin' up the wrong tree
Michel Gondry, vision on that other -blam!-
Goddamn I be goin' HAM like I cut a pig
-blam!- a ho, -blam!- a -blam!-, you be on that cuddle -blam!-
I ain't gon' stop 'til I'm swimmin' in a money pit
Knocksteady, we go hard in the paint
Yeah, starvin' recording, puttin' heart in my tapes
Swisher grapes in the morning to start off the day
Get your bars up now that the bar has been raised


What kind of fake 'rapper' would steal their raps and rhymes?
I'm DUMBFOUNDEAD you came here, and wasted all our time.
You should've just kept silent, and acted like a Mime.
You're pushing rappers off the hill they worked so hard to climb.

Good rappers have emotion, meaning and are blessed.
But what does that all mean, when you steal it off someone's chest?
You infect the world of rapping with your cheats, and your infest-
Infestation of cons and crooks, flooding out all the best.


And with this, I'm going to sleep. As King. For now.

[Edited on 12.17.2012 11:51 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 11:50 PM PDT

I was not stealing them, I was showing them respect.

Dumbfoundead > Anybody ever.

  • 12.17.2012 11:51 PM PDT
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deej pls

i call up ur babi she com over to mi house

she get in me room nd i get aroused

i call her over and sey "hey wats up"

after that i c if she want sum fuk

  • 12.17.2012 11:58 PM PDT
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Hey lil mama come at me bro!

  • 12.18.2012 12:04 AM PDT

Dude What.


Posted by: RogueRainbowX
i call up ur babi she com over to mi house

she get in me room nd i get aroused

i call her over and sey "hey wats up"

after that i c if she want sum fuk


joks on u my babi oh she is underage

she only seventee and u am old age

she also has std. from me so u hav fun

oh but pls dont worry. itching only begun

  • 12.18.2012 12:04 AM PDT
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deej pls


Posted by: Dude Wat

Posted by: RogueRainbowX
i call up ur babi she com over to mi house

she get in me room nd i get aroused

i call her over and sey "hey wats up"

after that i c if she want sum fuk


joks on u my babi oh she is underage

she only seventee and u am old age

she also has std. from me so u hav fun

oh but pls dont worry. itching only begun


dud wat u meen?

i fuct ur girl with my peen

she -blam!- 2 my place

and i had da respect 2 not slap her in da face

her mum maed us cookies

ur jus a -blam!- rookie, kid

  • 12.18.2012 12:08 AM PDT

Dude What.


Posted by: RogueRainbowX

Posted by: Dude Wat

Posted by: RogueRainbowX
i call up ur babi she com over to mi house

she get in me room nd i get aroused

i call her over and sey "hey wats up"

after that i c if she want sum fuk


joks on u my babi oh she is underage

she only seventee and u am old age

she also has std. from me so u hav fun

oh but pls dont worry. itching only begun


dud wat u meen?

i fuct ur girl with my peen

she -blam!- 2 my place

and i had da respect 2 not slap her in da face

her mum maed us cookies

ur jus a -blam!- rookie, kid


ur raps arnt evn gud

they like u strangld a cat nd 8 it.

i wsh u wuld jus shtu up bout my gurl

but its k she a ho ne way

fk rhyming u disrecpted my grl

  • 12.18.2012 12:13 AM PDT
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deej pls


Posted by: Dude Wat

Posted by: RogueRainbowX

Posted by: Dude Wat

Posted by: RogueRainbowX
i call up ur babi she com over to mi house

she get in me room nd i get aroused

i call her over and sey "hey wats up"

after that i c if she want sum fuk


joks on u my babi oh she is underage

she only seventee and u am old age

she also has std. from me so u hav fun

oh but pls dont worry. itching only begun


dud wat u meen?

i fuct ur girl with my peen

she -blam!- 2 my place

and i had da respect 2 not slap her in da face

her mum maed us cookies

ur jus a -blam!- rookie, kid


ur raps arnt evn gud

they like u strangld a cat nd 8 it.

i wsh u wuld jus shtu up bout my gurl

but its k she a ho ne way

fk rhyming u disrecpted my grl


man wat r u doin she a 10

i wouldnt be suprised if you rlly liked men

ur rimes r disgraceful

the air spent on dem r just wasteful

  • 12.18.2012 12:15 AM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

girl i just wanna see you shake that... businessman's hand as it is proper etiquette when you meet someone

  • 12.18.2012 12:16 AM PDT

Dude What.


Posted by: RogueRainbowX

Posted by: Dude Wat

Posted by: RogueRainbowX

Posted by: Dude Wat

Posted by: RogueRainbowX
i call up ur babi she com over to mi house

she get in me room nd i get aroused

i call her over and sey "hey wats up"

after that i c if she want sum fuk


joks on u my babi oh she is underage

she only seventee and u am old age

she also has std. from me so u hav fun

oh but pls dont worry. itching only begun


dud wat u meen?

i fuct ur girl with my peen

she -blam!- 2 my place

and i had da respect 2 not slap her in da face

her mum maed us cookies

ur jus a -blam!- rookie, kid


ur raps arnt evn gud

they like u strangld a cat nd 8 it.

i wsh u wuld jus shtu up bout my gurl

but its k she a ho ne way

fk rhyming u disrecpted my grl


man wat r u doin she a 10

i wouldnt be suprised if you rlly liked men

ur rimes r disgraceful

the air spent on dem r just wasteful


u can hav my grl i dont want her ne way

she has my weewee smel in her vajayjay

dude u shuld jus go away

tke dat ho n go be not strait

  • 12.18.2012 12:17 AM PDT
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deej pls


Posted by: Dude Wat

ur just jelly like jam

i taek ur honey and call her ms. mam

i come from da streets born and raised

ur face just looks like its crazed

  • 12.18.2012 12:19 AM PDT