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Subject: official flood freestyle rap battle

Dude What.


Posted by: RogueRainbowX

Posted by: Dude Wat

ur just jelly like jam

i taek ur honey and call her ms. mam

i come from da streets born and raised

ur face just looks like its crazed


post 100 in dis thred

angr in ur hed

ur new gurl on my hed

if u no wat i meen.

i am the sceen

so gud charlee sheen

is jelus of my clean

raps and rimes he screms

cuz he jus had spleen

failure u dnt evn no wat that meens

  • 12.18.2012 12:23 AM PDT

So, you want to hear a story eh? One about treasure hunters? Have I got a story for you!

You are all fake
Are you even awake?
Can't you realize that you are a disgrace
You deserve a slap on the face, I will win this race
So you better get out of this thread
And bow for what you just read
Cuz I am the one and the only Master
If you want to win the race you need to be faster!
I am number one
So you better start to run
Before things turn ugly in here
When I win the battle and the crowd starts to cheer

  • 12.18.2012 12:23 AM PDT
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deej pls

I'm done.

  • 12.18.2012 12:23 AM PDT

Dude What.

Posted by: Rami730
You are all fake
Are you even awake?
Can't you realize that you are a disgrace
You deserve a slap on the face, I will win this race
So you better get out of this thread
And bow for what you just read
Cuz I am the one and the only Master
If you want to win the race you need to be faster!
I am number one
So you better start to run
Before things turn ugly in here
When I win the battle and the crowd starts to cheer


The crowds will cheer for What?

Dude Wat is what.

Yeah. Uh. Yo. Yeah.

You're insane if you think you can dethrone me.
Who's to blame, when you will fail to destroy me?
It's the name, Dude Wat makes the girls so horny! (heehee)
Gotta claim you're the best, but you're nobody.

[Edited on 12.18.2012 12:30 AM PST]

  • 12.18.2012 12:28 AM PDT

Dude What.


Posted by: RogueRainbowX
I'm done.


dude wat wins agen

hes da champien

  • 12.18.2012 12:31 AM PDT

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Shame on you all for your rhymes are bad
How can you fall so far from the rad
At first glance you can't tell what's been written
Maybe the users should have been smitten
Please tell me if it's too good to be true
Once you see this you might -blam!- a brick too
Only now do you realize I just spelled shampoo

[Edited on 12.18.2012 12:53 AM PST]

  • 12.18.2012 12:52 AM PDT

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Voodoo man, civilize the savage
Criticize the parish
Spreading false doctrine
Terrorize the cleric
For carrying on nonsense
Specialized lies to paralyze the conscience
Voodo man, Chit chatter
Abracadabra, Spitting out matter
While I'm shxxxing out data
Mmm, chew 'em up shxxxing out rappers
Sipping Pellegrino while I'm giving out matches
Set yourself on fire
Let the wisdom of Elijah
Purify ya take a nixxa higher
Sold your soul to the high-est buyer
Now you're on the wire
Talking about two-foot tires
Saying you sell crack
Clapping at cats with macs
But you a liar pants on fire
Same old rugged cross
Different crucified messiah~




J-Dogon

[Edited on 12.18.2012 1:07 AM PST]

  • 12.18.2012 1:06 AM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

they see me rollin'






























































a disabled woman to her car

  • 12.18.2012 3:32 AM PDT
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Posted by: Dobatch

Posted by: Deadlights911

Posted by: Dobatch

Posted by: Deadlights911

No one knows my name, no one knows my name?
I'm the freaking king of kings, I'm the one with all the fame

I've got all the pretty girls
I've got all the pretty bling
Let me something boy, that this town is my pearl

You think you'd kick my ass
When you ain't even got some class
Your looks are crap, your raps are crap
Hell, all you are scrap

So get this in your head
and please think ahead
that you're dealing with a king
and you ain't got a thing


Battlin me again, I think you're delirious
You suck so bad, I can't even take you serious
I'll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray
Cause I'll ruin your reputation and I'll mess with your head
I'll embarrass you so bad that you'll wish you were dead
I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don't stop now, you're gonna be in tears
Son I'm gonna keep goin'
You'll never see me slowin'
So just sit back and watch
I'm takin' this up a notch
You're just like all the rest
Ain't nothin but a pest
You dream of bein' the best
But you can't even pass this test
I guess we all could've guessed
With your rhymes I'm not impressed
And quite frankly I'm not stressed
But may I suggest
Just one little request
For a citizens' arrest
Because this man just undressed
He's trying to protest
All my rhymes he's assessed
But leaves unaddressed
He's gettin' a little depressed
And I think it's time he confessed
He just lost this contest
My lyrics he can't even digest
'Cause with this rap game I am so obsessed
And I consider myself very blessed
Things with your girl and I progressed
When she took the clothes off her chest
And showed me her bare breast
Now you know I don't jest

King of kings my ass, what you talkin' bout?
Better keep talkin trash Imma take the garbage out.

(Also sorry I was playing Far Cry with some buddies)


(AW SNAP!

That was awesome. I'll try to top it tomorrow morning. I seriously need to go to bed now.)

(Same I have to be up in about 5 hours to take my brother to school then going to breakfast with my ex)


(I'm back. Give me a couple of minutes to think of a good comeback)

  • 12.18.2012 3:42 PM PDT
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Hey im back
so watch out
dont be full of doubt
a new hero was just sprout
im what its all about
The King is back
and he's got hax
ur just a snack
for the head of the pack.

  • 12.18.2012 3:49 PM PDT
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sorry man but i think its time to call it a game
youve got no chance against the master of fame
You're just a spark, while I'm a bright flame
Oh isnt it a shame when you get tamed?
I think this match is finished
'Cause you just got diminished
And I dont leave nuthin' unfinished
You're getting punished.

  • 12.18.2012 3:55 PM PDT
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[Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger]
Why yo pants gotta sag?

[Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger]
Cuase a hand me downs all I got

[Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger]
Why Americans so full of themselves?

[Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger]
Cuase they be stupid and we all know ignorant is a bliss

[Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger]
Why is Foman a lawyer?


[Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger]
He's not. Everyone knows he South Whales trash

[Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger]
Why are there arrogant posters on the flood?

[Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger]
Cuase they more stupid than a dead hoe

  • 12.18.2012 4:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dobatch

Posted by: Deadlights911

No one knows my name, no one knows my name?
I'm the freaking king of kings, I'm the one with all the fame

I've got all the pretty girls
I've got all the pretty bling
Let me something boy, that this town is my pearl

You think you'd kick my ass
When you ain't even got some class
Your looks are crap, your raps are crap
Hell, all you are scrap

So get this in your head
and please think ahead
that you're dealing with a king
and you ain't got a thing


Battlin me again, I think you're delirious
You suck so bad, I can't even take you serious
I'll go forever, and keep rhymes comin all day,
Am I gonna stop soon? Son you better pray
Cause I'll ruin your reputation and I'll mess with your head
I'll embarrass you so bad that you'll wish you were dead
I got enough rhymes to go on for years,
But if I don't stop now, you're gonna be in tears
Son I'm gonna keep goin'
You'll never see me slowin'
So just sit back and watch
I'm takin' this up a notch
You're just like all the rest
Ain't nothin but a pest
You dream of bein' the best
But you can't even pass this test
I guess we all could've guessed
With your rhymes I'm not impressed
And quite frankly I'm not stressed
But may I suggest
Just one little request
For a citizens' arrest
Because this man just undressed
He's trying to protest
All my rhymes he's assessed
But leaves unaddressed
He's gettin' a little depressed
And I think it's time he confessed
He just lost this contest
My lyrics he can't even digest
'Cause with this rap game I am so obsessed
And I consider myself very blessed
Things with your girl and I progressed
When she took the clothes off her chest
And showed me her bare breast
Now you know I don't jest

King of kings my ass, what you talkin' bout?
Better keep talkin trash Imma take the garbage out.

(Also sorry I was playing Far Cry with some buddies)


I'll admit, I'll submit
that you're better then I thought
but don't you gloat, don't you boast
cuz I'll stil beat you by a lot

You think you're all this, all that
treating me like I'm your door mat
But deep inside you're really fragile
Your raps are nothing more then babble

You're really just a loser
just pile of cow's manure
your rhymes are your just some garbage
after this you'll be broken hearted

Your talk is nothing but disguise
trying to mask all your white lies
But I know what's under
I know your cover

So pleas just stop this now
before I go "kow-pow"
and beat you on the floor
with my rapping skills galore


  • 12.18.2012 4:08 PM PDT
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(Dobatch?)

  • 12.19.2012 4:44 PM PDT


Posted by: Harvard Graduate
Your girl got a big booty
So I call her big booty


Skert Skert!

  • 12.19.2012 4:53 PM PDT
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Just wakin' up in the morning gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dogs, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
Hooked it up on later as I hit the do'
Thinking will i live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop at a red light
Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim and she can f**k all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week f**ked around and got a triple double
Freaking n**gaz everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day

  • 12.19.2012 5:19 PM PDT

Damn, that's a cold-ass honky.

"He who has the money has the authority; and respect to the man with the Uzi."

I never leave my home
Without my brodies
I never go swimming
Without my floaties

  • 12.19.2012 5:21 PM PDT

uh im da best rapper here

when i come up i install a new level of fear

all of your ryhmes are as wack as cheap tacks

im da king here without doubt leave you all
in a liter box without accounts.



[Edited on 12.19.2012 5:31 PM PST]

  • 12.19.2012 5:30 PM PDT

I assume everyone here is 14 years old until proven otherwise. -bobcast

ey yow gunna goa get sum lowshin
do dat famylyar hand mowshin

-blam!-es.

  • 12.19.2012 5:32 PM PDT
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im not gonna even try, im not gonna lie
because more than likely, i would die
...

lol

  • 12.19.2012 5:41 PM PDT

Herroh. U have reached teh BOOGIE LAND

Posted by: Deadrebel
ey yow gunna goa get sum lowshin
do dat famylyar hand mowshin

-blam!-es.


that rap didn't make sense
it sucked so bad, i think i should hang you on a fence
Nah, but fo real, that was really bad
In fact it was so bad it smells more worse than my butt crack
Word

  • 12.19.2012 5:57 PM PDT

signatures are for fa- wait

Yo word yo yo yo yo yo

I was up playin' uh Mass Effect 3 and seeing then Red Blue and Green that purposed by a little mean sheen

So i pop'd em detachable heat sinks in his Ass while he made a wheeny "SO BE IT" and tellin' meh da cycle continues.

I was scared but then i git up dim hoes in meh bed afta i beat these reapas i can ejaculate in sum asariiiiii


But den i -blam!-'d up and -blam!- that mothas and means sheens rules


I'm done.

  • 12.19.2012 6:19 PM PDT
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Be right back, gotta own these kids
Slap em so hard they'll look like squids
Oh I just hurt your feelings?
Go do your job and pick up those peelings

[Edited on 12.19.2012 6:38 PM PST]

  • 12.19.2012 6:37 PM PDT