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Subject: Stranded on an alien desert planet.... (RP)
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Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

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(Imperial Admiral, you are now my new and only RP rival)


(Why must we be rivals?)


(BECAUSE I FREAKING SAID SO!

Just kidding, we can be friends)

  • 12.17.2012 9:12 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
You look like you need a drink! How about some space whisky!

*extends arm with space whisky in hand*
*He looks at the whiskey and shighs.*
I...need...water.



It's just as good!


Completely hidrate-ingy, because it's not just whisky it's space whisky.

  • 12.17.2012 9:13 PM PDT

Rabid


Posted by: Infinate Virtues

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*Vien walks through the barren wastes, looking at his canteen as the last droplets of water enter his mouth. After tossing it aside, he presses on, his armour now drenched in sweat as the sun beats high above.*


A desert space bear has your scent, it pops up from it's den and pulls you beneath the sand.

You're out.



*Checks scanner* It appears we are on the home planet on which are race once occupied. Earth seems to be a very different place. What the hell happened?

  • 12.17.2012 9:14 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*Vien walks through the barren wastes, looking at his canteen as the last droplets of water enter his mouth. After tossing it aside, he presses on, his armour now drenched in sweat as the sun beats high above.*


*Your radio suddenly tunes into an unknown channel. The voice seems to be of another Sangheili*

*"Vien" he begins with "Have you gathered the intelligence from the IEC Lexicanum yet? The Alliance is not going to wait for that data"*

  • 12.17.2012 9:15 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Pop Rocket

Posted by: Infinate Virtues

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*Vien walks through the barren wastes, looking at his canteen as the last droplets of water enter his mouth. After tossing it aside, he presses on, his armour now drenched in sweat as the sun beats high above.*


A desert space bear has your scent, it pops up from it's den and pulls you beneath the sand.

You're out.



*Checks scanner* It appears we are on the home planet on which are race once occupied. Earth seems to be a very different place. What the hell happened?



Well...I signed accepted a deal to destroy the earth. And then I found a button that an old man wearing live cats stapled together dropped on the ground.

I pushed it expecting cake but all I got was a destroyed earth, it wasn't that great of a place anyway.

  • 12.17.2012 9:16 PM PDT
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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein

*lands, looks around*

*Clears some area for campsite*

*Has nightmares of Vien and Elites*

*Dies*

  • 12.17.2012 9:16 PM PDT


Posted by: mr pie123

Posted by: BanjoKazooie0

Posted by: mr pie123
*Bakes a pie*
Who wants some?

Oh me! Me! *waves arm like if it were a flag*

*Hands you a piece*
Now, eat!

*Eats vigorously*

  • 12.17.2012 9:16 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Pop Rocket

Posted by: Infinate Virtues

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*Vien walks through the barren wastes, looking at his canteen as the last droplets of water enter his mouth. After tossing it aside, he presses on, his armour now drenched in sweat as the sun beats high above.*


A desert space bear has your scent, it pops up from it's den and pulls you beneath the sand.

You're out.



*Checks scanner* It appears we are on the home planet on which are race once occupied. Earth seems to be a very different place. What the hell happened?


This is not earth, we're well over 1000 light years from it. I don;t know where we are, but the Geiger counters are driving me nuts.

  • 12.17.2012 9:17 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*Vien walks through the barren wastes, looking at his canteen as the last droplets of water enter his mouth. After tossing it aside, he presses on, his armour now drenched in sweat as the sun beats high above.*


*Your radio suddenly tunes into an unknown channel. The voice seems to be of another Sangheili*

*"Vien" he begins with "Have you gathered the intelligence from the IEC Lexicanum yet? The Alliance is not going to wait for that data"*
*He lowers his head.*
W-what?

  • 12.17.2012 9:18 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*Vien walks through the barren wastes, looking at his canteen as the last droplets of water enter his mouth. After tossing it aside, he presses on, his armour now drenched in sweat as the sun beats high above.*


*Your radio suddenly tunes into an unknown channel. The voice seems to be of another Sangheili*

*"Vien" he begins with "Have you gathered the intelligence from the IEC Lexicanum yet? The Alliance is not going to wait for that data"*
*He lowers his head.*
W-what?



They say they want you in the next giant orgy.

  • 12.17.2012 9:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Pop Rocket

Posted by: Infinate Virtues

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*Vien walks through the barren wastes, looking at his canteen as the last droplets of water enter his mouth. After tossing it aside, he presses on, his armour now drenched in sweat as the sun beats high above.*


A desert space bear has your scent, it pops up from it's den and pulls you beneath the sand.

You're out.



*Checks scanner* It appears we are on the home planet on which are race once occupied. Earth seems to be a very different place. What the hell happened?


This is not earth, we're well over 1000 light years from it. I don;t know where we are, but the Geiger counters are driving me nuts.


I believe we're in desert space bear county and it's hunting season.

Their hunting season.

We must find shelter before the desert space bears return from feasting on Vien

  • 12.17.2012 9:21 PM PDT

Unto the Fray we go


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*Vien walks through the barren wastes, looking at his canteen as the last droplets of water enter his mouth. After tossing it aside, he presses on, his armour now drenched in sweat as the sun beats high above.*


*Your radio suddenly tunes into an unknown channel. The voice seems to be of another Sangheili*

*"Vien" he begins with "Have you gathered the intelligence from the IEC Lexicanum yet? The Alliance is not going to wait for that data"*
*He lowers his head.*
W-what?


*the Sangheili continues "The Lexicanum was the ship that was destroyed over that nuclear desert planet you're on right now. It, as far as we know contained a plans for an invasion on Sangheilios and Darwin IV we picked up over an intercepted signal, do you have the data we requested?"*

  • 12.17.2012 9:21 PM PDT
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I just hope this isn't a bug planet.

I hate bug planets.

  • 12.17.2012 9:31 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*Vien walks through the barren wastes, looking at his canteen as the last droplets of water enter his mouth. After tossing it aside, he presses on, his armour now drenched in sweat as the sun beats high above.*


*Your radio suddenly tunes into an unknown channel. The voice seems to be of another Sangheili*

*"Vien" he begins with "Have you gathered the intelligence from the IEC Lexicanum yet? The Alliance is not going to wait for that data"*
*He lowers his head.*
W-what?


*the Sangheili continues "The Lexicanum was the ship that was destroyed over that nuclear desert planet you're on right now. It, as far as we know contained a plans for an invasion on Sangheilios and Darwin IV we picked up over an intercepted signal, do you have the data we requested?"*
I do not, I may require reinforcements.

  • 12.17.2012 9:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*Vien walks through the barren wastes, looking at his canteen as the last droplets of water enter his mouth. After tossing it aside, he presses on, his armour now drenched in sweat as the sun beats high above.*


*Your radio suddenly tunes into an unknown channel. The voice seems to be of another Sangheili*

*"Vien" he begins with "Have you gathered the intelligence from the IEC Lexicanum yet? The Alliance is not going to wait for that data"*
*He lowers his head.*
W-what?


*the Sangheili continues "The Lexicanum was the ship that was destroyed over that nuclear desert planet you're on right now. It, as far as we know contained a plans for an invasion on Sangheilios and Darwin IV we picked up over an intercepted signal, do you have the data we requested?"*


Suddenly an interruption on you radio frequency.

"This desert space bears. Resistance is futile."

  • 12.17.2012 9:33 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: ImperialAdmiral

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
*Vien walks through the barren wastes, looking at his canteen as the last droplets of water enter his mouth. After tossing it aside, he presses on, his armour now drenched in sweat as the sun beats high above.*


*Your radio suddenly tunes into an unknown channel. The voice seems to be of another Sangheili*

*"Vien" he begins with "Have you gathered the intelligence from the IEC Lexicanum yet? The Alliance is not going to wait for that data"*
*He lowers his head.*
W-what?


*the Sangheili continues "The Lexicanum was the ship that was destroyed over that nuclear desert planet you're on right now. It, as far as we know contained a plans for an invasion on Sangheilios and Darwin IV we picked up over an intercepted signal, do you have the data we requested?"*
I do not, I may require reinforcements.


Oh hey Vien! Could you check what toy they have for the kids meal?

I have like five of the same one and I want a different one!

  • 12.17.2012 9:34 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

*Digs self out of Sand*

Hey guys, wait for me!

  • 12.17.2012 9:34 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Oh hey Vien! Could you check what toy they have for the kids meal?

I have like five of the same one and I want a different one!
You eat a child as a meal?!

  • 12.17.2012 9:35 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Oh hey Vien! Could you check what toy they have for the kids meal?

I have like five of the same one and I want a different one!
You eat a child as a meal?!



Sometimes, younger meat is a lot less tender though. But it has got its charm, such as the toy that comes with it. And plus you get the identification and a short story of how that kid was turned into food for the public.

Good stuff.

*Takes swig from space whisky*

  • 12.17.2012 9:37 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Sometimes, younger meat is a lot less tender though. But it has got its charm, such as the toy that comes with it. And plus you get the identification and a short story of how that kid was turned into food for the public.

Good stuff.

*Takes swig from space whisky*
I'm not even that insane...

  • 12.17.2012 9:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
*Digs self out of Sand*

Hey guys, wait for me!


Nobody waits for you.

You are taken hostage by desert space bears. They do not deem you worthy of food so put you to work as a desert space bear cub toy.

It's also minimum wage.

  • 12.17.2012 9:45 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Sometimes, younger meat is a lot less tender though. But it has got its charm, such as the toy that comes with it. And plus you get the identification and a short story of how that kid was turned into food for the public.

Good stuff.

*Takes swig from space whisky*
I'm not even that insane...


You should have seen me on that grunt apocalypse world.

I decapitated one of them, filled him with gasoline, lit him on fire and stapled a pumpkin on the neck.

Then stuffed the head into another one of them.

Oh and used a woman that was first trying to help me as a campfire to roast marshmallows.

  • 12.17.2012 9:45 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.


Posted by: Infinate Virtues

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
*Digs self out of Sand*

Hey guys, wait for me!


Nobody waits for you.

You are taken hostage by desert space bears. They do not deem you worthy of food so put you to work as a desert space bear cub toy.

It's also minimum wage.


And then I escape and continue on the adventure somehow magically appearing next to the group of survivors searching the Planet.

  • 12.17.2012 9:46 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Sometimes, younger meat is a lot less tender though. But it has got its charm, such as the toy that comes with it. And plus you get the identification and a short story of how that kid was turned into food for the public.

Good stuff.

*Takes swig from space whisky*
I'm not even that insane...


You should have seen me on that grunt apocalypse world.

I decapitated one of them, filled him with gasoline, lit him on fire and stapled a pumpkin on the neck.

Then stuffed the head into another one of them.

Oh and used a woman that was first trying to help me as a campfire to roast marshmallows.
And what are you going to do to a sexy beast like I?

  • 12.17.2012 9:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: A Stolen Fruit

Posted by: Infinate Virtues

Posted by: A Stolen Fruit
*Digs self out of Sand*

Hey guys, wait for me!


Nobody waits for you.

You are taken hostage by desert space bears. They do not deem you worthy of food so put you to work as a desert space bear cub toy.

It's also minimum wage.


And then I escape and continue on the adventure somehow magically appearing next to the group of survivors searching the Planet.


Stop ruining the thread.

  • 12.17.2012 9:49 PM PDT

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