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Subject: Stranded on an alien desert planet.... (RP)

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

I'm a Tyrannid.

*Spurtle*

  • 12.17.2012 9:50 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball

Sometimes, younger meat is a lot less tender though. But it has got its charm, such as the toy that comes with it. And plus you get the identification and a short story of how that kid was turned into food for the public.

Good stuff.

*Takes swig from space whisky*
I'm not even that insane...


You should have seen me on that grunt apocalypse world.

I decapitated one of them, filled him with gasoline, lit him on fire and stapled a pumpkin on the neck.

Then stuffed the head into another one of them.

Oh and used a woman that was first trying to help me as a campfire to roast marshmallows.
And what are you going to do to a sexy beast like I?


Well, if you were shooting at me or trying to steal my whisky. I would tear off your mandibles, fashion them into a crown and proclaim myself space jesus.

But since we are currently not in any kind of hostile contact I will offer you space whisky. And maybe more.

  • 12.17.2012 9:50 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Well, if you were shooting at me or trying to steal my whisky. I would tear off your mandibles, fashion them into a crown and proclaim myself space jesus.

But since we are currently not in any kind of hostile contact I will offer you space whisky. And maybe more.
I do not consume alcohol unless I am forced to...what other things can you offer me?

  • 12.17.2012 9:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Well, if you were shooting at me or trying to steal my whisky. I would tear off your mandibles, fashion them into a crown and proclaim myself space jesus.

But since we are currently not in any kind of hostile contact I will offer you space whisky. And maybe more.
I do not consume alcohol unless I am forced to...what other things can you offer me?


Forced alcohol.

  • 12.17.2012 9:53 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Well, if you were shooting at me or trying to steal my whisky. I would tear off your mandibles, fashion them into a crown and proclaim myself space jesus.

But since we are currently not in any kind of hostile contact I will offer you space whisky. And maybe more.
I do not consume alcohol unless I am forced to...what other things can you offer me?


I have a few gutted and cooked human infants somewhere in my ship. But I can also offer an array of tapes and rubber bands.

And maybe more.

  • 12.17.2012 9:54 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

*Pounches on Vien and starts eating his face off*

BIOMASS!

  • 12.17.2012 9:54 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Dragonzzilla
*Pounches on Vien and starts eating his face off*

BIOMASS!



OH....


Well, damn.

  • 12.17.2012 9:56 PM PDT

Suddenly a shape appears out of the sky, growing in size. As everyone gazes at the shape, blocking out the sunlight with one hand they recognize it to be a space craft of some kind making descent to the planet's surface with frightening speed. Everyone scatters, clearing room for a crash landing.

  • 12.17.2012 9:56 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Posted by: Dragonzzilla
*Pounches on Vien and starts eating his face off*

BIOMASS!
*He quickly reaches down and grasps his sword hilt. After activating it, he jabs upwards, impaling Dragonzilla in the shoulder.*

(Goodnight)

[Edited on 12.17.2012 10:04 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 9:56 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee

Posted by: Dragonzzilla
*Pounches on Vien and starts eating his face off*

BIOMASS!
*He quickly reaches down and grasps his sword hilt. After activating it, he jabs upwards, impaling Dragonzilla in the shoulder.*



Huh, well at least you got some pretty neat scars now Vien.

  • 12.17.2012 10:00 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Posted by: Dragonzzilla
*Pounches on Vien and starts eating his face off*

BIOMASS!
*He quickly reaches down and grasps his sword hilt. After activating it, he jabs upwards, impaling Dragonzilla in the shoulder.*
Huh, well at least you got some pretty neat scars now Vien.
*Limps away but mutates arm into acid launcher. Stands up and starts lobbing acid toward Vien*

  • 12.17.2012 10:05 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: Dragonzzilla
Posted by: deadlyfluffball
Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Posted by: Dragonzzilla
*Pounches on Vien and starts eating his face off*

BIOMASS!
*He quickly reaches down and grasps his sword hilt. After activating it, he jabs upwards, impaling Dragonzilla in the shoulder.*
Huh, well at least you got some pretty neat scars now Vien.
*Limps away but mutates arm into acid launcher. Stands up and starts lobbing acid toward Vien*


*Takes swig of whisky*

So um...why do you hate him again?

  • 12.17.2012 10:06 PM PDT

In the midst of the confusion, the ship lands right on top of Dragonzilla, slowing to a halt in rapid succession, closing in right behind Vien; just nearly running him over. Stopped, a hatch opens and someone crawls out; a man engulfed in a ball of flame.

Burning guy: AHHH OMG I'M ON FIRE I'M ON-

[Edited on 12.17.2012 10:13 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 10:12 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: DarkSpyda04
In the midst of the confusion, the ship lands right on top of Dragonzilla, slowing to a halt in rapid succession, closing in right behind Vien; just nearly running him over. Stopped, a hatch opens and someone crawls out; a man engulfed in a ball of flame.

Burning guy: AHHH OMG I'M ON FIRE I'M ON-



*Shoots him and begins to roast marshmallows over his body*

These are going to taste good.

*Takes a swig of space whisky*

  • 12.17.2012 10:15 PM PDT

*Catches up to the rest of the group*

  • 12.17.2012 10:16 PM PDT
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Radio chatter.

"This is another annoucement from desert space bears. Humans are grade A jive turkies."

  • 12.17.2012 10:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: DarkSpyda04
Suddenly a shape appears out of the sky, growing in size. As everyone gazes at the shape, blocking out the sunlight with one hand they recognize it to be a space craft of some kind making descent to the planet's surface with frightening speed. Everyone scatters, clearing room for a crash landing.


By the Gods...

High Charity! All hands, brace for impact!

  • 12.18.2012 2:56 AM PDT

We've gotta find those droids man....

otherwise the emperor's gonna kick our ass.

  • 12.18.2012 3:02 AM PDT

Rabid

Is trapped in some sort of radioactive cave.*can anyone read me*?

  • 12.18.2012 3:57 AM PDT

So Says Shadroxon.

*lands on planet with ship*

Hey guys! I got your distress ca-*sees vien and remembers his threads*

-blam!- this!

*leaves planet*

  • 12.18.2012 4:38 AM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Guys I have an extra pair of arms, look! *melts*

  • 12.18.2012 4:40 AM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

-blam!-! -blam!-!

*Uses fire extinguisher on burning bro*

*White foam lands on charred remains*

Whoops

  • 12.18.2012 4:50 AM PDT

Simple Plan for ever! Yes I'm a emo and I don't care what you say. I love all my friends and my guitars! Emo4life! <3

-explosions become more apparent in the background, and the sound of jet engines begin to ring. Eventually the sound of gunfire is able to be heard, and a few missile trails become visible in the bright skies-

  • 12.18.2012 4:54 AM PDT
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I understand nothing because my life is a conspiracy.

Let me just get out my Arrakis Survival Guide . . .

  • 12.18.2012 4:58 AM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow


Posted by: lime013
Let me just get out my Arrakis Survival Guide . . .


Oh, a fellow Fremen!

  • 12.18.2012 5:33 AM PDT

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