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Subject: Lets talk about the Unggoy Anatomy....

So, what's on everyone's mind?

  • 12.17.2012 10:01 PM PDT

<(-_-)> Teh mokey is not amused

I'm trying to work out how they transformed from arthropods to reptiles in 4 years.

  • 12.17.2012 10:02 PM PDT
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blarg.

Nothing is nerdier than the anatomy of grunts.

  • 12.17.2012 10:03 PM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

I'm trying to grow super humans in my backyard.

  • 12.17.2012 10:03 PM PDT

Yay yuh!!!!!

I miss their gass masks.

  • 12.17.2012 10:03 PM PDT

Unggoy are such beautiful creatures.

  • 12.17.2012 10:04 PM PDT

Posted by: IrIsHmAn04
no its legit, i used coordinates, set weapon timers the works.

http://bs.bungie.org/mt/images/823543/grunt.jpg

  • 12.17.2012 10:04 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Seriously? I was just going to sleep.

  • 12.17.2012 10:04 PM PDT

Bones of my enemies.


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
Seriously? I was just going to sleep.

lololololololololololol

  • 12.17.2012 10:11 PM PDT

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-G-Man

What specific part of their anatomy is it that makes Unggoy so hilarious?

[Edited on 12.17.2012 10:18 PM PST]

  • 12.17.2012 10:18 PM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39477223


Posted by: SubtleSpartan
I'm trying to work out how they transformed from arthropods to reptiles in 4 years.


Ya, dey ugly -blam!-es now. No longer adorable as they were before.

  • 12.17.2012 10:36 PM PDT

you killed poonflip!

the flippiest poon i ever knew!

food nipples.

  • 12.17.2012 10:37 PM PDT

Hey there!

How do they sax?

  • 12.17.2012 10:39 PM PDT


Posted by: finalknight92

Posted by: SubtleSpartan
I'm trying to work out how they transformed from arthropods to reptiles in 4 years.


Ya, dey ugly -blam!-es now. No longer adorable as they were before.


Well, everything looks like -blam!- in 343's version of Halo... :l

  • 12.17.2012 10:44 PM PDT

Two makes there more than speakers.


Posted by: SubtleSpartan
I'm trying to work out how they transformed from arthropods to reptiles in 4 years.

  • 12.17.2012 10:48 PM PDT

the unggoy's anatomy was brutally raped by 343.

  • 12.17.2012 10:57 PM PDT

real gamertag is mvyorkie009

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1169280822&v=wall& amp;story_fbid=133425540008015&r833fa4ca&m_sess=1h8bm 6-msvlrePs&rb9441a98#!/profile.php?id=630409792
yorkie

those food nipples
yorkie

  • 12.17.2012 10:59 PM PDT

they got that ass

  • 12.17.2012 11:20 PM PDT
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They're part of the reason why Halo 4 is disgusting.

Dancing Grunts that can't even be moved from their spot. How lame. At least the Thirsty Grunt and the sleeping Grunts in Reach had something to say.

I would push Herbie (on Sacred Icon), the Grunt Birthday Party Grunts (on The Arbiter), the Cowardly Grunt (on Uprising), and the Final Grunt (on H3 last level) around as much as I could. Hell I even tried to get the GBD Grunts on top of a Banshee. But those dancing Grunts on Composer are just -blam!-.

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  • 12.17.2012 11:45 PM PDT

I am a penguin. Every day I boogie on down to the water, and eat fish. Once, while fishing in the deepest depths, I saw great Cthulhu... And he said to me "Shine, to thine own self be true. They can't tell you what to do once you've gone guru." Also, I should tell you, "slide".

Inventor of the Bombstache avatar!

I know the fiction says otherwise, but, I like to think they're actually HELLA STRONG (stronger than Brutes maybe) due to being on a planate that has a REALLY HIGH gravitational pull, which is why they're so short, and breath methane, which is so light...

Problem is, their short limbs and overly stalky physique provide such poor leverage, that they have a hard time doing much damage to anything... So they can't really throw a punch or kick, but they could lift things that even a Spartan couldn't, and jump in ways that would make a Skirmisher jealous... but only more vertically, as they can't really run or anything to get any real horizontal distance.

Just how I like to think about it.

  • 12.18.2012 12:06 AM PDT


Posted by: SubtleSpartan
I'm trying to work out how they transformed from arthropods to reptiles in 4 years.

Evolution's a -blam!-.

  • 12.18.2012 12:10 AM PDT
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Posted by: TheUseless0ne
I know the fiction says otherwise, but, I like to think they're actually HELLA STRONG (stronger than Brutes maybe) due to being on a planate that has a REALLY HIGH gravitational pull, which is why they're so short, and breath methane, which is so light...

Problem is, their short limbs and overly stalky physique provide such poor leverage, that they have a hard time doing much damage to anything... So they can't really throw a punch or kick, but they could lift things that even a Spartan couldn't, and jump in ways that would make a Skirmisher jealous... but only more vertically, as they can't really run or anything to get any real horizontal distance.

Just how I like to think about it.


Well, they are actually quite strong. It's why the Covenant used them for a lot of manual labour. In the books, one Unggoy has little trouble tearing apart a human. So you aren't far off in that regard.

  • 12.18.2012 5:44 AM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

Posted by: EnragedAUSTIN11
they got that ass


It's like two wet sacks of flour nailed to a wall. They need to work out their glutes. Jazzercise or something.

[Edited on 12.18.2012 6:04 AM PST]

  • 12.18.2012 6:02 AM PDT
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Level designer / bungie fan and a Sangheili admirer.


Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: EnragedAUSTIN11
they got that ass


It's like two wet sacks of flour nailed to a wall. They need to work out their glutes. Jazzercise or something.


*pokes link with a stick*

  • 12.18.2012 6:04 AM PDT

By the gods what are you doing here, well don't just stand there man make the tea! Make yourself useful and look at my Fileshare.


Posted by: True Underdog
Posted by: EnragedAUSTIN11
they got that ass


It's like two wet sacks of flour nailed to a wall. They need to work out their glutes. Jazzercise or something.


All in favour of Uggnoy Zumba classes say Ai!

  • 12.18.2012 6:09 AM PDT

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