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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.
Here's the link, but it's broken due to the blam filter. No pictures, but possibly NSFW given the content and content. Replace -blam!- in the url with "the p word" if you want to see the actual page.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/17/ultimate-fighter-ray-elbe-broke n--blam!--fractured-ultimate-fighter-malaysia/
MMA fighter Ray Elbe -- who competed on "Ultimate Fighter 9" -- had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches ... after he BROKE HIS -blam!- during sex.
Elbe told the whole story -- in painfully graphic detail -- on an MMA website ... explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was "on top" ... when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect -blam!-.
According to Ray, his -blam!- "fractured" ... and "blood was everywhere." Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.
Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital ... and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a "slight tear" in his urinary tube.
Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his johnson was "throbbing with each heart beat."
Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.
The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.
Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."
[Edited on 12.18.2012 5:24 PM PST]