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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.

Here's the link, but it's broken due to the blam filter. No pictures, but possibly NSFW given the content and content. Replace -blam!- in the url with "the p word" if you want to see the actual page.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/17/ultimate-fighter-ray-elbe-broke n--blam!--fractured-ultimate-fighter-malaysia/



MMA fighter Ray Elbe -- who competed on "Ultimate Fighter 9" -- had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches ... after he BROKE HIS -blam!- during sex.

Elbe told the whole story -- in painfully graphic detail -- on an MMA website ... explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was "on top" ... when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect -blam!-.

According to Ray, his -blam!- "fractured" ... and "blood was everywhere." Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.

Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital ... and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a "slight tear" in his urinary tube.

Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his johnson was "throbbing with each heart beat."

Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.

The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.

Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."


[Edited on 12.18.2012 5:24 PM PST]

  • 12.18.2012 1:58 AM PDT
Subject: "Ultimate Fighter Star suffers gruesome -blam!- injury"
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Posted by: Sh1n1ng Wolf

Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his johnson was "throbbing with each heart beat."



>his johnson.

Made me laugh, despite the pain caused by reading the article alone.

  • 12.18.2012 2:00 AM PDT
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Imagine that...

  • 12.18.2012 2:03 AM PDT

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I find this news article amusing.
Thank you for posting OP.

  • 12.18.2012 2:11 AM PDT

Not the first time someone broke their dick while having sex and I am sure it won't be the last. If anything OP I was hoping he broke it in a fight.

  • 12.18.2012 2:12 AM PDT
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Now I'm scared of being on the bottom.

  • 12.18.2012 2:13 AM PDT


Posted by: FickenSie
Now I'm scared of being on the bottom.

Unless your dick is small you will be fine.

  • 12.18.2012 2:16 AM PDT

I agree that all presidents should serve 2 terms. 1 in office and 1 in prison

hmm, he worked out all of those muscles and perfected his skills. I guess he must have missed one.

  • 12.18.2012 4:28 AM PDT

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Posted by: Verbatim
I wanna join him when we chew her out.

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  • 12.18.2012 4:38 AM PDT
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I aim to please.

Can't tell if I should be in pain or if I should be laughing.

  • 12.18.2012 4:50 AM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.


Posted by: XRevelationX
Can't tell if I should be in pain or if I should be laughing.
You can do both. That's what I did.

It's like popping a balloon, right?

[Edited on 12.18.2012 5:17 PM PST]

  • 12.18.2012 5:16 PM PDT
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I aim to please.


Posted by: Sh1n1ng Wolf

Posted by: XRevelationX
Can't tell if I should be in pain or if I should be laughing.
You can do both. That's what I did.

It's like popping a balloon, right?


NO MORE COMPARISONS

  • 12.18.2012 5:18 PM PDT
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The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.Reminds me of this.

  • 12.18.2012 5:25 PM PDT
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i can't stop griping my own dong, just thinking about it....... oh god.....

  • 12.18.2012 5:27 PM PDT
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Connor Morris

Title alone made me lol

  • 12.18.2012 5:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kevin Rudd FTW
i can't stop griping my own dong, just thinking about it....... oh god.....

Once you see it, it's a whole 'nother story O__o

  • 12.18.2012 5:28 PM PDT

I'm an Indonesian Halo (and other games) gamer!
Bhineka Tunggal Ika!!

Oh man...
*shivers*



...come to think of it, I don't think it's a likely scenario to happen to me.
Should I feel safe or sad?

  • 12.18.2012 5:31 PM PDT

That's why you don't play with the big gals.

  • 12.18.2012 5:32 PM PDT

Ouch! Whole new meaning of pain!

  • 12.18.2012 5:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.


Posted by: Unit 076
Oh man...
*shivers*



...come to think of it, I don't think it's a likely scenario to happen to me.
Should I feel safe or sad?
It doesn't matter. You always will have Pamela Handerson.

  • 12.18.2012 5:34 PM PDT

Wow... O.o the pain

  • 12.18.2012 5:35 PM PDT

Ugh... that must hurt...

  • 12.18.2012 5:35 PM PDT

Just reading this makes me cringe.

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Posted by: jew man man

Made me laugh, despite the pain caused by reading the article alone.

  • 12.18.2012 5:37 PM PDT
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Two movies you should watch: Fight Club and Pineapple Express

"Wait. What do you mean, it's dead?"
"If marijuana is not legal within the next five years I have no faith left in humanity, period. Everyone likes smoking weed. They have for thousands of years. They're not going to stop anytime soon. You know? It makes everything better. Makes food taste better, makes music better. It makes sex feel better for God's sake. It makes -blam!- movies better you know?"

I wonder how he deals with that physical pain lol. I'm glad mine is safe and sound atm.

  • 12.18.2012 5:39 PM PDT

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