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Subject: "Ultimate Fighter Star suffers gruesome -blam!- injury"

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Agreed. All the changes are good and add variety. Do we really want another Halo 3? Just running around with one gun and no armor abilities? It's good that 343 wants to try something new. Do we really want the same thing for three more games?

that might be the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my entire life

  • 12.18.2012 5:40 PM PDT

Oh damn, I gotta protect my johnson now!

  • 12.18.2012 5:40 PM PDT

Doc: "i'm a pacifist"
Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

Dang, so either she was really into it or he isn't all that long off the tee. Either way that story hurt.

  • 12.18.2012 5:41 PM PDT
Subject: Ultimate Fighter breaks his dick

I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.

That title made me cringe but the article was pretty funny.

  • 12.18.2012 5:43 PM PDT
Subject: "Ultimate Fighter Star suffers gruesome -blam!- injury"

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When I read that sentence... my region just... ow.

  • 12.18.2012 5:43 PM PDT

I was cringing and laughing at the same time.

  • 12.18.2012 5:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: ListenClosely
bane: lets not stand on ceremony here mr wayne
batman: ok
bane: your punishment must be more severe
batman: im gothams rekoning
bane: me too
batman: oh


Posted by: Picklesandgravy
hmm, he worked out all of those muscles and perfected his skills. I guess he must have missed one.

  • 12.18.2012 5:47 PM PDT
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Skinned alive designer ware, fashion shades and salon hair, heels to help where nature failed, artificial teeth and nails, no!

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Posted by: What Is This1
If anything OP I was hoping he broke it in a fight.

  • 12.18.2012 5:47 PM PDT
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.......Ei tugren brlong

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Looks like his girl...

*puts on sunglasses*

....rustled his jimmies.

  • 12.18.2012 5:49 PM PDT
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I can't stop laughing even though my dick hurts now

  • 12.18.2012 5:50 PM PDT


Posted by: T1d3
I can't stop laughing even though my dick hurts now

  • 12.18.2012 6:13 PM PDT


Posted by: What Is This1

Posted by: FickenSie
Now I'm scared of being on the bottom.

Unless your dick is small you will be fine.
Half the flood is now running in fear.

  • 12.18.2012 6:18 PM PDT
Subject: Ultimate Fighter breaks his dick
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Oh my goodness. Ouch. I've never had a break but I've come close to that happening once. It kinked a little sideways and I felt something pop or tear. Hurt like hell. But nothing major. Needless to say..lesson learned, and I've been very careful and selective about that position ever since.

  • 12.18.2012 6:20 PM PDT
Subject: "Ultimate Fighter Star suffers gruesome -blam!- injury"

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Posted by: HipiO7
This man, this man right here put it so eloquently that I actually cancelled my own 2000+ word long post.
/slow clap for respect


:)
The person who said participating is important, not winning, obviously never won anything.

Jesus they must have been power -blam!- to get her to bounce that high.

Also, dat ass.

  • 12.18.2012 6:29 PM PDT
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This makes my tummy feel funny :(

  • 12.18.2012 6:32 PM PDT
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Forever Pyro

Just looking through the forums and...

  • 12.18.2012 6:33 PM PDT
Subject: "Ultimate Fighter Star suffers gruesome -blam!- injury"


Posted by: Atomic Tea
Looks like his girl...

*puts on sunglasses*

....rustled his jimmies.

*claps*

  • 12.18.2012 6:39 PM PDT

~Thread-killer~

Dude....... That's jacked up.

I think from now on ill be more cautious in that endevour.....

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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.


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Posted by: Atomic Tea
Looks like his girl...

*puts on sunglasses*

....rustled his jimmies.

*claps*
I missed that pun.

  • 12.18.2012 6:41 PM PDT

And now he continues to fight on, to prove to others he is a man for that of which he has lost.

  • 12.18.2012 6:42 PM PDT
Subject: Ultimate Fighter breaks his dick
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The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.


Well that's pretty irrational... just a freak accident.


Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."


That was unexpected.

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