- xSc00pMasterx
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- Veteran Legendary Member
“Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!” -Sgt. Johnson
Hal. You play as Hal, the redneck alcoholic. You can do things such as drive your truck, beat your wife, and microwave noodles in your trailer park home.