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Subject: A finals story

So i was in a hurry to my last final. I had to take a dump and time was very short. So i did my business in a restroom in the same building my exam was and was about ready to get out when I saw there was no TP. In my haste I did not notice the bare roll in the dispenser. I had to think on my feet. There was one of our university's news papers in the stall so I bit the bullet and used it. I didn't want to be a disgusting jackass and leave it on the floor, so I took my chances flushing it down.

This was a mistake. The toilet start overflowing. Like HARDCORE overflowing. In a panic I just ran out and went and took my final exam. On my way out I walked pasted the restroom. The water had made its way out into the hallway. I just walked out.

Anyone else toilet overflow disasters?

  • 12.18.2012 7:22 PM PDT
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I aim to please.

You could have gotten a nice jug of water and used your hand.

  • 12.18.2012 7:23 PM PDT

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Another reason why I don't use public restrooms to dump.

  • 12.18.2012 7:23 PM PDT
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Hey, uh, if you like vs threads, then check out this little group right here, if you have the time. It's pretty fun, just hop right in.

I loved making the toilets overflow back in junior high.

  • 12.18.2012 7:24 PM PDT

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My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

I've never heard of toilet paper being referred to as "TP". Fascinating...

  • 12.18.2012 7:24 PM PDT

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My finals story:

failed em'

  • 12.18.2012 7:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Viper Skills
I've never heard of toilet paper being referred to as "TP". Fascinating...
You are such an old person hahaha. You've never heard of "TPing" a house?

  • 12.18.2012 7:25 PM PDT

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Posted by: And Im Here Too
I loved making the toilets overflow back in junior high.
Everyone in my middle school had a tendency to flush cans down the toilet and to absolutely destroy the bathrooms, i'd go into details if you like.

  • 12.18.2012 7:26 PM PDT

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I once was traveling on the highway and needed to use the restroom desperately. We encountered a Wendy's after so many miles of nothing in Southern Illinois. I darted into the restroom with my cheeks clenched like sheets of rock barging into the men's restroom.

I stood in horror as I looked upon what I saw. It appeared to be that somebody had gone into the bathroom, taken a crap in their pants and set of an explosion all across the walls with fecal matter. The toilet was covered, the bathroom floor was coated from urinal to floor drain.

The last thing you want to hear when you need to piss is water. The last thing you want to see when you need to crap, is that what you thought was going to be your saved by the bell moment turns into the most horrific public restroom experience. It was horrible.

  • 12.18.2012 7:26 PM PDT

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My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.


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Posted by: Viper Skills
I've never heard of toilet paper being referred to as "TP". Fascinating...
You are such an old person hahaha. You've never heard of "TPing" a house?


I've heard that but toilet paper itself? Nope. I guess TP in my head was a verb, not a noun.

Dammit I'm old. I need to go clubbing or something.

  • 12.18.2012 7:28 PM PDT

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Posted by: NorbergK6
I once was traveling on the highway and needed to use the restroom desperately. We encountered a Wendy's after so many miles of nothing in Southern Illinois. I darted into the restroom with my cheeks clenched like sheets of rock barging into the men's restroom.

I stood in horror as I looked upon what I saw. It appeared to be that somebody had gone into the bathroom, taken a crap in their pants and set of an explosion all across the walls with fecal matter. The toilet was covered, the bathroom floor was coated from urinal to floor drain.

The last thing you want to hear when you need to piss is water. The last thing you want to see when you need to crap, is that what you thought was going to be your saved by the bell moment turns into the most horrific public restroom experience. It was horrible.
Look, another reason why I don't dump in public restrooms.

  • 12.18.2012 7:29 PM PDT
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It's like you were frozen in a time machine. Your mind is old but your marine body is still functioning.

  • 12.18.2012 7:31 PM PDT

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Haha, funny OP.

  • 12.18.2012 7:32 PM PDT

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Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

Haha, pretty much. Since when have you frequented the Flood?

  • 12.18.2012 7:33 PM PDT
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Lurked every once in awhile on my other acct which was perma'd. Decided to switch accounts and was extremely bored today. Since when are you back on bnet?

  • 12.18.2012 7:36 PM PDT

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Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

I've been here for like a week or so. I decided to visit this forum out of boredom and decided to hang around.

  • 12.18.2012 7:37 PM PDT

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Posted by: And Im Here Too
I loved making the toilets overflow back in junior high.

You sir, are the enemy of mankind

  • 12.18.2012 7:39 PM PDT
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Who cares if I lie?

Aside from the angsty teens, it's not bad. Good time killer, source of info and a few laughs.

  • 12.18.2012 7:41 PM PDT

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Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

Definitely. Not as bad as I always thought it was.

  • 12.18.2012 7:43 PM PDT

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That was a nice read OP. Made me giggle.

  • 12.18.2012 7:46 PM PDT