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The most dangerous gunslinger in the west.


Posted by: havokpengw1n
When you have a poopbucket
"You go to the bathroom and your not playing Battlefield. You crap in a bucket and your playin' Battlefield."

  • 12.18.2012 10:00 PM PDT

I don't see you doing anything to help our country.
Except sitting at home, naked, eating twinkies, rubbing your hands together going "Heh. Target Destroyed. Mission Accomplished." Oh wait. that's not helping.


Posted by: damad3

Posted by: havokpengw1n
When you have a poopbucket
"You go to the bathroom and your not playing Battlefield. You crap in a bucket and your playin' Battlefield."
"Yesterday I killed an enemy helicopter with a knife."

  • 12.18.2012 10:05 PM PDT

You know you're a true gamer when you refuse to make a mock version of "You might be a redneck if."

  • 12.18.2012 10:06 PM PDT

When all you do is complain about video games online

  • 12.18.2012 10:06 PM PDT

Cole

When you have epic nostalgia for a game most people don't remember anymore.

  • 12.18.2012 10:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: xNUMBERx1xGUNx
I'll start.

You know you're a true gamer when you have throwback nights with fellow coworkers playing Mortal Combat 3 on Sega Genesis.
You know you're a true gamer when you can spell Mortal "Kombat" properly.

  • 12.18.2012 10:57 PM PDT

x_*x Blame Stosh

When you hop on XBL to talk to your girlfriend while playing Zelda on NES on a separate video input.

  • 12.18.2012 10:57 PM PDT
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When you've cried so hard after raging in a video game. Happened to me in 6th grade. Good times, good times

  • 12.18.2012 10:59 PM PDT
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Halo CE- Amazing
Halo 2- Revolutionary
Halo 3- Masterpiece
Halo Reach- The Black Sheep of the bunch
Halo 4- Incredible

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Posted by: AK 47625714

Posted by: xNUMBERx1xGUNx
I'll start.

You know you're a true gamer when you have throwback nights with fellow coworkers playing Mortal Combat 3 on Sega Genesis.
You know you're a true gamer when you can spell Mortal "Kombat" properly.


Beat me to it.

  • 12.18.2012 11:26 PM PDT

Posted by: Timtaztix
yeah this reminds me of the time i got sent to jail for stealing crocs from target becozs i wanted all of the colors because i only got the green wons for my birthday and i wanted more ;)

Posted by: ANKLE5
Posted by: AK 47625714
Posted by: xNUMBERx1xGUNx
I'll start.

You know you're a true gamer when you have throwback nights with fellow coworkers playing Mortal Combat 3 on Sega Genesis.
You know you're a true gamer when you can spell Mortal "Kombat" properly.
Beat me to it.

  • 12.18.2012 11:28 PM PDT

When you spend upwards of £30 each Steam sale and never get round to playing any of them as your backlog is already massive.

  • 12.18.2012 11:34 PM PDT

When you remember than the protagonist of Zelda is Link, Metroid is Samus and Halo is John or Master Chief.

  • 12.18.2012 11:37 PM PDT

"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"
-Paarthurnax

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."
-G-Man

When you play games.

  • 12.18.2012 11:42 PM PDT
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when you play games

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  • 12.18.2012 11:43 PM PDT

When you spell Mortal Kombat with a C...

  • 12.18.2012 11:47 PM PDT

@trueunderdog

Chapter

Narwhallace Smithington: Gone, but not forgotten. Never approve of anything lil guy. <3
Furious George: The new -blam!-

When you can [link removed].

Edit: Link removed due to the fact that one of the pictures in that album contains an image that is NSFW. It's not terribly noticeable but for fairness sake, I've removed the link. Some of you have likely seen the album I'm talking about. It's a bunch of basement/crawlspace/disgusting workstations with cigarettes, and bottles filled with...fluids...everywhere.

[Edited on 12.19.2012 12:37 AM PST]

  • 12.19.2012 12:32 AM PDT

Hold it right there.

Hello. Name's Brian. Look, if you're looking for a flame war with me, just open up the Flood and write up some not-nice things about religion and I'll bring my nukes to the party.

If you want some other way to contact me, you can forget it.

If you're interested in some of my work, you can check my homepage out.


Posted by: True Underdog
When you can [link removed].

I'm not a true gamer.

[Edited on 12.19.2012 12:36 AM PST by True Underdog]

  • 12.19.2012 12:34 AM PDT

RIP Ginger

Spring 1997 - 6 January 2012


Posted by: deadlyfluffball
When you have an old fashion lan party with old friends.
This.

  • 12.19.2012 12:38 AM PDT

A competitive players main goal is to win.
A casuals main goal is to have fun regardless of whether that results in a win or loss.
It has nothing to do with individual skill or knowledge, it has to do with the reason you play.


Posted by: PR1M3 R1B
When all you do is complain about video games online

  • 12.19.2012 12:40 AM PDT
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When you take k/d ratio seriously.

  • 12.19.2012 12:41 AM PDT

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