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Subject: How do I get a girl to like me?
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She don't like you, seriously

I suggest moving to another girl

  • 12.19.2012 8:57 AM PDT

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  • 12.19.2012 8:58 AM PDT

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Caboose: "your a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker: "no dude, that's a pedephile"
Church: "tucker, i think he means a pacifier"

Depending on how old of a girl you're talking about, you could try ignoring her or dating on of her friends. Shallow as hell but it does work. In all honesty though it doesn't sound like she's got it for you that way.

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  • 12.19.2012 8:58 AM PDT

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  • 12.19.2012 8:58 AM PDT

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Posted by: Slap My Nuts
I try to make a move she says like "ewww" and steers away from the subject.


Dude, she just threw a brick at your face and you barely flinched.

  • 12.19.2012 8:58 AM PDT

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  • 12.19.2012 9:00 AM PDT

Stop being a -blam!- and find another girl? One with a better rack preferably.

First girl I liked had nearly no rack at all and it never went anywhere.

Second girl had a pretty decent rack but she's already engaged and cheating on her fiancée with a friend of mine. Do. Not. Want.

Just a matter of finding another one.

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  • 12.19.2012 9:11 AM PDT

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How to get a girl to like you:

1. Wash your face
2. Exercise and eat well
3. Achieve one or more of the following: Niceness, intelligence, popularity, wit/humor/cleverness

There ya go. The secret of life has been revealed.

  • 12.19.2012 9:12 AM PDT

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If she says ew then you are gross and ugly, how about you lift, get a decent haircut, get some new clothes so you're not so ugly to her.

Either that or you're so deep into the friendzone that even if you are attractive, it's too late.

So your options are, look better, or give up.

  • 12.19.2012 9:15 AM PDT

Ew, my username. :C

I came up with it when I was 10.

Protip: Never ask the Flood for advice. Since I'm such a good guy, though:

Ask her out, without mentioning the word date. If the date goes well, she might like you and you can tell her about your feelings.

  • 12.19.2012 9:17 AM PDT
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Clap dem cheeks son

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  • 12.19.2012 9:18 AM PDT

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Posted by: Slap My Nuts

there's your problem


I believe that's the solution, not the problem

  • 12.19.2012 9:19 AM PDT

You're stuck in the friend zone.

  • 12.19.2012 9:29 AM PDT

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Posted by: BiII Gates
Slap her nuts.


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  • 12.19.2012 9:50 AM PDT
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  • 12.19.2012 9:50 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

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You can't make her like you more than friends. Life doesn't work that way.

But, there are some things you can do to be more agreeable to her.

1) Be more confident in yourself. Don't be a douche about it, but stop second guessing yourself in front of her. It makes you look weak. Just make a decision and stick with it.

2) Take a look at how the guys she looks at dress, and mimic that style. She will more than not tell you what she wants, you just have to listen.

3) Improve yourself. If you don't already, start working out, and caring about how you look and smell. I don't just mean shower and brush your teeth, but get a fashionable haircut and good cologne.

4) When you listen to her, listen to her, but also make a point to talk too. When I hear you guys talk about the friend zone I cringe, cause I know you are trying to nice guy it to death. Which means you listen intently and rarely talk. She wants you to talk to. So form an opinion and be prepared to defend it.

5) Don't overdo being the nice guy. Yeah, women love it when you hold the door, look deeply into their eyes and all that. But they also love it when you sneak a peak at their ass. They like to feel hot, and its up to you to show them they are. So, go ahead and look, just don't be a perv about it.

6) If you don't have a job, get one. And then spend some money on her. While some women will shout that money isn't everything, none would ever shout that its nothing. You don't see the guy with a bus pass getting a lot of action.

7) Sneaky stuff: When you try to make a move and you get rejected, ignore her for a bit. Remove your approval. Human beings want approval, and it hurts when it isn't there. Then, after a couple of weeks, give it back and try to make a move again. Repeat as necessary. If she really isn't interested in you, then she'll leave. If she doesn't leave, she's interested. Yes, by doing this you are a jerk. But it works.


That's all I got at the moment. It sounds like you are underaged, so much of my later advice will not be open to you until you are 21.

  • 12.19.2012 9:51 AM PDT

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Stalk her. You'll end up being in every bit of her life by "coincidence," and she'll think you have all the same interests as her. You'll become best of friends, and be having sex in no time.

  • 12.19.2012 9:52 AM PDT

Just be great. Or be a rugged Carhartt guy.

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  • 12.19.2012 9:53 AM PDT

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Posted by: BiII Gates
Let her slap your nuts.


This sounds about right.

  • 12.19.2012 10:04 AM PDT

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If she says "ewww" everytime you make a move, then you've got a lot of changing to do if you want her to like you.

  • 12.19.2012 10:06 AM PDT
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Posted by: Squiggy
Stalk her. You'll end up being in every bit of her life by "coincidence," and she'll think you have all the same interests as her. You'll become best of friends, and be having sex in no time.

This.

  • 12.19.2012 10:08 AM PDT

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