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Subject: How to punch an Eagle out of the air.
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For the first few weeks of training you will need a dedicated partner. Start out by having this partner hurl chickens up in the air at a close proximity. You should be able to practice this 3-4 times with each chicken; dead ones offer no practical experience. After you have mastered the chicken uppercut, move on to more slightly mobile game. Wild pheasant is preferable. It will take some time to gauge the appropriate range and timing.

I feel this is very topical, given recent events.

  • 12.19.2012 8:47 AM PDT

Congratulations. You're literate!

I prefer to punch falcons.

  • 12.19.2012 8:48 AM PDT

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Posted by: Rampant Tragedy
I prefer to punch falcons.

I prefer to Falcon Punch eagles.

  • 12.19.2012 8:53 AM PDT

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I was disappointed. Thought there'd be video tutorial.

  • 12.19.2012 8:55 AM PDT
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Posted by: xxMayDay31xx
I was disappointed. Thought there'd be video tutorial.
I'm not sure that such a thing exists yet. But soon... soon I think there will be.

  • 12.19.2012 9:11 AM PDT
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As long as you shout "Shoryuken!" whilst punching the bird in question I don't care how you do it.

  • 12.19.2012 9:16 AM PDT
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  • 12.19.2012 9:37 AM PDT


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Posted by: Rampant Tragedy
I prefer to punch falcons.

I prefer to Falcon Punch eagles.

I prefer to falcon punch falcons.

  • 12.19.2012 9:38 AM PDT
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Posted by: Ason Unique
As long as you shout "Shoryuken!" whilst punching the bird in question I don't care how you do it.
Some people might also like to shout, "Macht Sie Kaputt!"

  • 12.19.2012 9:38 AM PDT
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Posted by: Koolen
Real men punch bears out of the sky.


You mean real men uppercut great whites out of the ocean.

  • 12.19.2012 9:45 AM PDT

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Real men punch bears out of the sky.


You mean real men uppercut great whites out of the ocean.


You mean: Real men uppercut planets out of the galaxy.

  • 12.19.2012 10:12 AM PDT

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Real men uppercut black holes so hard they throw up all the light they ate, and turn into white holes.

[Edited on 12.19.2012 10:30 AM PST]

  • 12.19.2012 10:30 AM PDT
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This talk of 'real men' as you all put it, is all very well and good, but the threat you face is in fact Eagles. Not Falcons, Bears, sharks, planets or even black holes, but Eagles.

Eagles are swift. Eagles are airborne. Eagles are ready. It takes more than brute strength to defeat an eagle. You must be cunning. You must be a finely honed assassin in order to drop an eagle from the sky with your bare hands. I don't think you realise this.

  • 12.19.2012 10:57 AM PDT