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Did you know that 93% of all statistics on the internet are made up on the spot, and that 68% of readers believe them?
So two guys are standing next to eachother in the afterlife. One guy turns and says to the other, "hey how'd you get here?" The other guy replies, "I froze to death. How about you?" The first guy said "I had a heart attack". So the second guy says "really? You're young, how'd that happen?"
The first guy replies " well I suspected my wife was having an affair and I came home early one day to catch her in the act. I knew something was up when I burst in the house and heard some rustling around. She denied it so I frantically searched the whole house. I ran up the stairs, down into the basement, back an forth all over until I just couldn't take anymore and dropped dead from exhaustion."
So the second guy says "wow...well where did this happen?" First guy tells him. Then the second guy goes "you idiot! If you had just checked in the freezer we'd both still be alive!"
[Edited on 12.19.2012 9:59 AM PST]